The Ballad of Timber DeMarco:
When you were younger
I'm sure you've heard of a fairy tale
About a princess
With golden hair and a heart for sale
And how she falls in love
With her pretty-boy prince
And they live happily ever after
…This is not that tale.
Forget about the town of Make-Believe
NYC is just the place for her
She longs to go but she'll never leave
(Probably because she spends all her money on firecrackers)
Forget the princess, she's a brunette
In her opinion, brunettes tend to have a lot more fun
She's a newsie, she's not a floozie
And mostly she looks out for Number One
She's a prankster
An instigator
I must confess
She's relentless
Incorrigible
Irreplaceable
There's no contest
She's relentless
Forget about the pretty-boy prince
She took a vow of celibacy
Show her pink and you'll see her wince
She has a strict no-dress policy
Forget about her happily ever after
That's something that she'll never find
She hides her pain with smiles and laughter
And her temper's never too far behind
She's a rebel
She causes trouble
I must confess
She's relentless
Less than perfect
Always the reject
There's no contest
She's relentless
She lives by what she saw that fateful night
You just can't trust everyone
Will she ever forget that sight?
Vengeance is always at the back of her mind
"Dear mom and dad
I love you
Please trust me
They will pay
Your little girl
Takes on the world
Day after day"
What can I say?
She's such a lover
Her friends are with her
I must confess
She's relentless
She's irreplaceable
She's relentless
She's relentless