POST-FANG
MAX IS AN EMOTIONAL WRECK – IGGY STEPS IN…
Iggy POV:
After Fang left, Max was torn apart. She couldn't keep it together for an hour, even with my sexist jokes. So sad.
I decided that one day, while she wasn't crying her eyes out, that I should tell her about my feelings for her. And this is what I told her/ my description of her/ what happened/ my thoughts all jumbled into one!
Max really wanted some cheesecake so I said:
Any way you want it
thats the way you need it
Anyway you want it
Hahaha that wasn't it. Back to the story!
She loves to laugh
In that weird horse laugh she has…
she loves to sing
But she really isn't that good. But Max always told us never to tell someone to stop singing, especially her because she'd kick us into next week if we did.
she does everything
that moms should do for us. One of the qualities I like about her, even though I can't see her…
she loves to move
In sllloooooowwwww moootttiiioooonnnnn. Just kidding! Can't you take a joke? Gosh…
she loves to groove
But she can't dance!
she loves lovin' things
More like she loves eating my food. Another plus!
Ooh All night
Ummm… you don't need to know this part!
ALL night
Stop reading!
ooh everynight
Why are you still reading?
so hold tight
YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MY LOVE LIFE!
hold tight
Fine, if your gonna go there… THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. There. I said it. Are you happy NOW?
oooh baby hold tight
It honestly doesn't matter anymore. You already know too much.
I just hope to god that you covered the young and impressionable's eyes.
Oh she said any way you want it
She told me how to make the cheesecake.
thats the way you need it
How can she tell me? It's not like she can cook. AT ALL.
she said any way you want it
Anyway I want it? Than why are you telling me how to make it?
thats the way you need it
Oh so now it's how you want it again? MAKE UP YOUR MIND, WOMAN!
any way you want it
OH MY GOD. If you want the damn cheesecake, YOU MAKE IT!
I was alone
And Max was stuffing her face with cheesecake next to me. I was alone in my thoughts.
I never knew
That Max could down a whole cheesecake in one sitting...
What good love could do
Max really liked that cheesecake.
then we touched
Okay, YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO STOP.
then we sang
about the lovley things
Again with my love life? Stay out of my business with Max! Ohmygod that's what she said… D'OH! I have to stop saying that. I feel like Homer Simpson.
Oooh all night
all night
oh every night
so hold tight
hold tight
I don't even have words to describe how angry I am about you reading/ singing about my love life … AGAIN.
oo baby hold tight
Ahhhh there's no point.
oh she said anyway you want it
Finally I can get my way!
thats the way you need it
I knew it!
she said hooooooooooooooooold
HOLD ON HOLD ON OOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhh!
Iggy: That was me screaming at the end. Don't let Max take credit for that.
Max: That was so my idea! *shoves remainder of cheesecake in face*
Iggy: Yum…
Max: *smiles affectionately* Fang would never have liked that.
Iggy: I know…
Fang: Whaaaa?
Max and Iggy: WHAT?
aeromaiden: Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you… I found Fang!
Max and Iggy: I'M NOT TELLING HIM ABOUT THIS! *both run away screaming like girls*
aeromaiden: RnR?
Haha I always think those are funny! (: Thanks for reading!
The song was Anyway You Want It by Journey.
I know I should put this up at the top but it would ruin my format.
Disclaimer: I don't own MR of the Journey song.
ALSO, I reread this today and I was like "WHOOOAAAAAA SPELLING MISTAKES AND WORDS MISSING, NOT GOOD!" so I fixed it. Okay, I'm going to write another chapter of The Abandoned... CHECK IT OUT! :D