The Leaders of the Van Wyck LH

by Tiny Timb

I wrote this four years ago when I joined the VWLH. Maybe it'll be the anthem one day. Who knows. It's to the Brady Bunch theme.

The Leaders of The Van Wyck LH:

Here's a story

About two ladies

Who were, indeed, two very lovely girls

Both of them had always sold

Thousands of papers

They were in the strike

Here's a story

About these ladies

Who soon had nowhere to stay

The Boy's LH

In Manhattan

Was getting really full

So then one day these ladies met this fellow

His name was Pulitzer (and his son)

They convinced him by means of blackmail

To get their LH, called Van Wyck

Van Wyck LH

Van Wyck LH

This is how we all got Van Wyck LH