Isiah: Hi. I'm Isiah.

Thomas: And I'm Thomas. But please call me Tom.

Isiah: Do terrible people owe you money? Have you been in an accident? Have us represent you. Here at I&T,we're sure to get you cashie in a flashie.(winks)

Thomas: I know what you're thinking." Isiah and Tom. How do I know you're the right lawyers for me?" Do listen to us. Listen to our satisfied clientele.

Emmaline: Isiah and Tom put $1.6 million in my mail practice. They even gave me a free water bottle,a plant,and a new ball for my kids to play with. Not to mention that Tom looks so cute.

Miss. Nettle: Isiah and Tom gave me $66 million for my accident. If only if it was that easy to become a powerful fairy.

Tom: Hmph. Like that will ever happen. Lol.

Bailywick: I&T gave me $200 and a Playstation 4. Well,the Playstation 4 was accually theirs,but-

Isiah: Not satisfied yet? Then listen to another one of our satisfied clientele.(winks)

Amber: My good friends Isiah and Tom gave me $4.3 million for my accident. Now I can buy all the jewls and tiaras I want. Thank you Isiah and Tom. I can just kiss you.

Emmaline: I SAW THE SIDEKICK FIRST!

Isiah: Still not satisfied?

Tom: Then maybe a special someone will help you change your mind.

Ariel: Hello,it's Ariel. I&T helped me get a lot of money. I'm talking about trillions of dollars. Heh heh. They're the only reason why my father cooks for us instead of our colony servents. Heh heh. He even taught me how to make fish. Thank you,Isiah and Tom!

Isiah: You can sue anyone for pretty much anything. Including the following.

Slip and fall

Car accident

He kidnapped my son

He kidnapped my daughter

Got caught kidnapping,but I still wanna sue though

That man ate my sandwitch and it had my name on it too.

Borrowed my laptop back in the day and didn't return it yet

Didn't follow me on Facebook

Didn't follow me on Twitter

And many more

Tom: Haven't been in an accident? Don't worry. We'll be sure you get into one. Just send us an email of you're location and we'll get to you. Sure you may be hurt,but you know what they say." Money heals all wounds."

Hugo: I gave Isiah and Tom $5,000 and they said they'll approve me in 4 months. It's been 4 months and I still didn't get approved. That's okay. I'm gonna get my $5,000 back and whatever's in their pockets.(Walks out of room)

Isiah: Yeah. Please ignore that.

Need money right now

I mean seriously right now

If you can't wait call 555-7268

Warning: Isiah and Thomas are real lawyers. If you can't trust these guys,then they will scare you worst than that Five Nights at Freddy's online game. How do I know? Because I've seen him do it to one of his worst enemies. I found it kinda scary myself.

Isiah: First off, I would like to thank everyone for reading this. Tom and I had a ball making it.

Tom: Right. We would also appreciate it if you would review nicely. No flames are allowed. Other stories will be continued soon. Until then,hollar at your boys. Yeah.(winks)

Isiah: Until next time.