BOLIN: Soo….Kuvira…right?

KUVIRA: if you're asking about my name. It is Kuvira

BOLIN: Ku-VIRA…That's interesting

KUVIRA: Yes…names can be interesting

BOLIN: Yeah…I wonder if I can PUN it

KUVIRA: Excuse me?

BOLIN: Oh, it's nothing bad. It's just, I have this thing of putting puns on everyone's names

KUVIRA: ….

BOLIN: It's actually a really good game, you wanna play?

KVUIRA: No thank you.

BOLIN: Oh come on! It's really good!

KUVIRA: Bolin, I said no.

BOLIN: Oh whatever, I'm sure you'll love it. Okay, I'll start

KUVIRA: …

BOLIN: Soo, Did you hear about Prince Wu?

KUVIRA: …

BOLIN: That's alright cause he was off 'wooing' people

KUVIRA: BOLIN…please

BOLIN: Do you know what Amon said to the people of republic city?

KUVIRA: ...I will personally squish you Bolin

BOLIN: He said, "C' AMON and join me"

KUVIRA: …

BOLIN: You know what fish my brother hates?

KUVIRA: …

BOLIN: MAKO-REL!

KUVIRA: … I wonder if I could get away with manslaughter

BOLIN: Do you know why Tenzin never talks with Suyin

KUVIRA:

BOLIN: Cause he told her, "I SU-YIN da shower"

KUVIRA: Keep it G rated Bolin

BOLIN: Do you know why Korra isn't a princess, even though her father is head chief?

KUVIRA: *glancing outside window* Yes, finally, the train is moving

BOLIN: because she hates, KORRA-nations

KUVIRA: how many do you-

BOLIN: Do you know why Korra couldn't airbend?

KUVIRA: because she sucks

BOLIN: She wasn't paying enough A-TENZIN!

KUVIRA: wow…this actually hurts

BOLIN: Do you know why I couldn't date the princess of the northern water tribe?

KUVIRA: because she was out of your league

BOLINE: Because it ESKAlated quickly

KUVIRA: … May I Bolin?

BOLIN: Do you….Wait you wanna join? Take the floor!

KUVIRA: But I'm changing the game, do you know what Haikus are?

BOLIN: 5,7,5 I'm just as good as that too

KUVIRA: Good, I'm going first

BOLIN: That's cool, I don't have a prob-LIN with that :P

KUVIRA *sigh*

His name was Bolin

The green eyed earth bending boy

He was not very smart

He tried his cute games

And guess where he found himself?

BOLIN: uh…

KUVIRA: clinging to a door

*Kuvira pushes Bolin outside door of moving train*


Okay, so I'm meant to be studying for an upcoming ECO exam, and this...is what happens when you just can't focus. So, enjoy