You: Hugs and Butterfly kisses
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 15, M, Mars
You: I go there for school
Stranger: oh really
Stranger: thats not funny
You: What's not funny?
You: I go to Pigfarts? The intergalactic school of Witchcraft and Wizardry? Never even heard about Pigfarts, figures.
Stranger: mars? u live in mars..thats ridiculous
You: I suppose you've never heard of Rumbleroar either, he's the Headmaster Lion... who can talk.
Stranger: oh yea
Stranger: cool
You: And if you're a good enough student, Rumbleroar let's you ride around on his back!
Stranger: i bet u watched many times harry potter
You: Pfft, Moonshoes Potter?
You: Not all of our parents died and left us enough money to buy out NASA
Stranger: oh u r completely insane
You: Out of interest, what's your favorite way to say Red Wines in a German Accent?
Stranger: u r so weird
You: No, the answer is Red Vines. Don't you feel foolish?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i feel u r foolish
Stranger: u r out of ur mind
Stranger: r u kidding me? u live in mars ? u r so crazy
You: My father will hear of this.
You: Even though he's forgotten to write to me all year...
Stranger: oh gosh
Stranger: come on
You: But I need to tell him that I have recently mastered the potty!
Stranger: im speechless
You: I think I was afraid of falling in, but I find that if hold on to the top and secure my feet, I'm quite safe!
You: And it's a great way to socialize!
You: You just, poke your head into you neighbors cubicle and say "First time using the potty too? Good luck my Man!
Stranger: oh ...fine... do u know wat r u talking about
You: Evidently so.
Stranger: totally stupid jerk
You: Did somebody say Draco Malfoy?