Disclaimer: Okay, this was made for laughs so don't hate on me. I don't own Death Note even though I wish I did. :)

I got this idea one night when I was sugar high and I heard the rumor that Zac Efron was going to play Light in the American movie of Death Note. (Please tell me this isn't true.) So please sit back and enjoy.

"Yo Chris, did you hear that they are planning to make an American movie of death note?" I asked my best friend Chris one day, we were chatting online when this random conversation started. "No, but that seems cool. So who is playing light?" He asked. "It's just a rumor, but people are saying Zac Efron is." I informed him. "What? They can't do that. Someone else should play light, not Zac Efron, I mean I know he sort of looks like Light but I can't imagine him doing the evil laugh." Chris argued. "Hey, just for laughs lets come up with the worst Death note cast ever. Okay Chris?" I said, happily. "Okay, you type it down." After a while this was what we came up with…

Worst Death Note cast ever:

Light Yagami – George Lopez

L Lawliet – Jay Sean

Ryuk - lil Wayne

Misa – Lady Gaga

Rem – Miley Cyrus

Mello – Orlando Bloom

Near – Justin Beiber

Matt – Joe Jonus

Soichiro – Johnny Depp

Matsuda – Eminem

Shuichi Aizawa - Taylor Lautner

Watari – Robert Patterson

Takada – Rihanna

Mikami – Zac Efron

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Me and Chris looked at what we had done. "Wow, what do think would happen if they actually used this cast?" Chris asked. We stood there in silence before bursting out laughing. "That would never happen!" I said between laughs.

Few years later

One day me and Chris went to the movies when one of the previews began. It was the trailer for Death note. "Oh," I said as I saw George Lopez pick up a black notebook on the screen. "No," Chris finished for me. They showed the cast for the movie, and it was exactly like the one me and Chris made. As the rest of the Death note fans stared in shock we sank into our chairs because at the end of the trailer the announcer said, "this perfect cast is all thanks to these two fans." And then two photos of us came on screen. All I remember from that day was shouts, an angry mob of fans, and a major headache.

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