*This is in now way serious, I wrote this off the top of my head. It is just for humor, sorry if you didn't find any in this, I tried.
Also, I highly doubt this will become a story. but if you guys like it I might add more.
You Want Some Of These Guns?!
''Neytiri is such a whore man!'' Jake said yelling, spitting all over himself.
''You fucked the bitch dude, so now its like a never ending fucking marriage or something.'' Norman added, taking a long swallow of beer. Jake and Norman had been sat up in the link room for a day or two, Norman was lying on the machine things that connect you to your avatar, while Jake was spread out on the floor since he had fallen off the connector thing and fallen straight on his face, which caused him to start crying. Norman was laughing too hard to help him.
He remembered how Jake started banging his crippled legs on the floor, while making loud grunting noises.
Jake farted loudly, causing it too echo throughout the room.
''Fart of a crippled man son, nothing else like it.'' He said lifting his face off the ground, then laid it back down.
He wafted the smell to his nose, looking delighted, ''Smells magically delicious!'' Norman scoffed, ''You are so gay'', and then a look of disgust came across his face, ''Ah, ah ah!,'' He whined, ''Oh god mommy it smells so nasty! Help me.'' He then started twitching uncontrollably until he fell off the connector thing.
''Its just s-s-so magically impossible.'' He flopped around like a fish, his eyes and head twitching.
''Go Norman.'' Jake encouraged, hitting his head against the ground as if he was clapping.
Neytiri busted through the door, interrupting the fun they were having. He face twisted in anger,
''Jake, you are like a-''
"LALALALALALA!" He chanted.
''Stupid cripple.'' She said walking over to the mini fridge and getting a beer out.
''Do you want a piece of these guns?'' Jake said pointing to his butt cheeks.
''DO YOU?!?'' He screamed slapping his ass.
She took a long swig from her drink, ''Heh, heh, you're white.''
'' AND IIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUU!'' Everybody looked at Norm, who was rolling around with his eyes closed chanting.
Jake looked back at Neytiri, giving her a mischievous grin,
''I like it when you call me big papa.''