Opening chapter!
Based on:Harry Potter
Characters(I don't like Harry Potter so the characters may be a little OC) Hermione G.,Draco M.,Myrtle (Love that evil little girl : well in my eyes shes evil so bare with me :)
Summary: Hermione has lost it and shes going around killing everyone on accident lots of fun :!
Well enjoy! Also I might take a week or two in between chapters and grammer/ spelling errors may occur but who gives a rats booty? That not what fanfic is about. Btw Enjoy!
"Whats her problem! I mean cant she just mind her own bussiness and besides this didn't even involve me in the first place she litterally dragged me into it! She poured Pumpkin Juice all over my brand new blouse holy chunks I hate this school!" Hermione Threw her lunch on the ground and it splattered all over Pansy.
"Have fun cleaning yourself off Parkinson!" She yelled "You're a filthy warthog beast!" Hermione took off her blouse leaving only her white tanktop on.
"Ohhhhhh yeow! Herms!" Shouted Crab "Shut your chicken stuffed fat face up!" She pushed him over the sill of the carved wall and into the outside hallway. The annoyed girl attempted to stomp off to her dorm with Ginny following her like a small dog
Leaving Pansy with noodles and red broth all over her skirt and chest.
Then at the right time for it to happen Hermione felt a sharp pain in her chest again and her eyes went black. She took out a knife from her back pocket and stabbed Pansy so hard blood shot five feet from were she was standing and Pasny fell to the ground . Hermione took the knife out of Pansy's heart and the pain was gone and Hermione had blood all over her body and everyone was looking at her in silence.
She broke out of the crowd and threw the knife at Cho ( I hate her too)
She ran all the way to her dormatory bathroom and locked the door and then she leaned against it crying and she banged her head on the door and shouted "What more do you want from me you you! Dead sick perverted little girl!" and she saw the toilet over flow and -!
HOLD UP Rewind much! Back to the First week of school
"Hey Draco." Muttered Pansy as she watched him do situps in the courtyard on the stone bench.
"Whatchya need Parkinson?" Draco was annoyed. "Umm nothin' I just came to say hello heehee!" "Umm okay but cant you see im kind of busy working on my guns?"
"What guns?" wispered Hermione over to Ginny She giggled so loud the whole courtyard could hear it. "For heavens sakes Ginny its not that funny." She hit her with The Phyisics Of Magic Vol. 3 "Ow!"She said quietly.
"What are you laughing at Weasly chick!?" Shouted Draco across the yard.
"Oh Em Gee Hermione said the funniest thing! When you said 'Im working on my guns' She said "Wh-!"
"Shut up!" Hermione covered her mouth. "But it was so funny! L.O.L" Her little voice muffled.
"No its not forget I said it!" She said sternly "Okay Finee! Mrs Grouchy whats gettin' you?"
"Ginny you almost got my face beat by that blonde haired Butterfly over there!" she whispered.
"L.O.L! Blonde haired butterfly that's a good one!" She slaped her knee.
Hermione ran out of the bench throwing Ginny off blance and onto the stone ground. "Owie! Hahaha!" She continued to laugh.Then ran over to the dorm trying to join Hermione.
Later That Night
Hermione and Ginny hadnt spoken after the whole ordeal at the lunch gathering.
"Hey Hermione." Ginny said softly. "Are you mad?"
"No. Just annoyed that's all."
"I didn't mean to embarrass you." Said Ginny guiltily "I mean im sorry."
"No no its not you its just that over the summer a lot has been going on and its putting a lot of stress on me." Said Hermione sadly. "Like what? I want to know!" Said Ginnay anxcouisly.
"Well like two weeks before school my parents announced to the family they were spliting up but that's not even the worst thing."
"How can anything be worse than your parents spliting up? But continue."
"Well…………………..Harry came over to my house and we got into a fight but then we got over it and then we went to the hood home dog to get our jiggy on and he said homedog to a westside gangsta and he got his head shot off!" Said Hermione So quickly she was gasping for air.(Haha I hate Harry and his corny Face soo much I just had to do it!)"Ginny I didn't mean for it to go down like that homegirl you know what im sayin'?"
"Umm what language is that?" She asked
"Something they call American." She said as tears fell out of her eyes. "There there umm 'Homegirl' It'll all be okay."
"WAIT! Harrys he's he's!! DEAD!!! No!" Ginny cried out "He owed me 20 galleons!" "Whens his funeral I wanna know so I can go spit in his casket! Wait he's a loser with no life just a nerdy pair of glasses so he probably wont have a funeral. Wait weres the garbage dump they threw him in I wan-!"
"Stop! Ginny." Shouted Hermionewith her brown curles flying everywhere. "This isnt a joke!"
"I know niether is my 20 Galleons! Now where is he?" Said ginny standing up. "L.O.L"
"For the love of god Ginny stop saying that since when can your pooor little family even own a decent piece of technology!" Shouted Hermione.
"But I need the galleons" she said "Hey what did you just say to me!"
" I said you're poor!"She shouted at the girl "You don't even know what L.O.L stands for I bet all you do is say it cuz you think it makes you cool but it doesn't and what happened to the laid back Ginny that was my Best friend!?"
"Well I wouldn't have been soo poor if Harry hadnt decided to die with my 20 Galleons!"
"Oh just forget the money Ginny think about Harry!" Even though Hermione Hated harry she still felt bad for him.
"I am im think about him his pants and the pocket were my 20 Galleons are! "Homegirl we have to get them ahh!!" She screamed
"Shut up!"Hermione Threw a huge glass of water at Ginny Knocking her unconciouse.
Ginny's red hair flew forward as he body fell backwards. Onto the rog were blood seeped out of her forhead.
"GINNY!!" Said the scared girl "Oh my god!! Ginny!" Franticly Hermione got out her wand "Redundaqueeb!" (That's a word I made up and I say it all the time) a ray of purple light shot out of her wand and hit ginny in the chest. No result. Then about 15 seconds later Ginny's heart started beating again Ginny's torso shot up and gasped. "Oh my god Hermoine what the hell is your problem?!"
"Oh my god" Hermione thought to herself. "Hello?! You freakin killed me with a glass of water!"
"Answer me!" Hermioned just stood there in shock then all of the sudden felt a pain in her chest and she picked up a heavy piece of the glass and hurled it at Ginny's already bleeding head. Knocking her dead again. Blood was all over Ginny's face. "Redundaqeeb" it brought Ginny back again. "Holy shit are you insane!" she screamed and tried to run away but Hermione Threw a book at her head killing her once more.
"Gotchya……." Whispered Hermione. She set her wand on the coffee table in front of her and picked Ginny up by her foot and draged her across the common room up the stiars and stuffed her in a cuboard. "No one will find you here." Then the sharp pain in he chest went away and she didn't remember anything. "Ginny?! Where are you?" Ginny's body fell out of the cuboard and into Hermione's Face.
"Ahhhh!!" She scraped the body off of her person and it fell onto the floor. "I didn't do this. I mean I brought her back though!" I didn't keep her dead.She felt the pain in her chest again. "Little girl why did you come out of the closet I told you not to?" Hermione stuffed the body back into the closted and locked it. The pain left her chest once more. "Oh my god!" I did this! No I didn't I couldn't have! Hermione looked into the mirrior and in her reflection she could see Harry. "Yes you did." He said back to her. "Harry?" "Who do you think killed me? A west side gangsta homedog? No it was you!"
"Not it wasn't I don't kill people!" She pleaded but then she saw all the blood on her nightgown and her chest. "I think the blood speaks for itself don't you?" he disapeared and the only thing Hermione saw in the mirror was her blood covered self.
She felt the pain in her chest. And looked into the mirror again and she herself but this time she wasn't covered in blood. "So you now realizin' ive been inside of you for months now?"
"Who are you? And what are you doing to me!?" she shouted and cried
"I'm solving all your problems after all isnt killing off your problem the best way to get rid of it just ill use you to squash them all like a bug!" said her reflection intensionaly. "Then it will look like you did it you Hermione!"
"No! I didn't kill Ginny or Harry!" she screamed
"Umm Honey look at yourself you killed Ginny three times over." Said her reflection
"No you did it!." She said quietly
"Yeah maybe but think about it doesn't it look like you did?" and her reflection disappeared.
That night Hermione just sat in her bed crying as all the other girls slept around her.
She couldn't imagine what would be causeing her to do these things I mean its not like she was a squirell addicted to crack(I dont know…) and besides how could she do it of all people I mean she hated harry after what he had done to her but other than that she had no reason to kill Ginny other than speaking way out of term. "Maybe she did deserve it." Hermione thought to herself, then covered her mouth "What am I thinking." She said outloud.
Then the sharp pain went to her head and she could feel every cell in her brain cringe and splinter as what ever was controlling her entered her mind.
"Whos the next victim?" Asked her reflection in her head.
A/N Review pleeeesh tell me what you want in the story and ill make it happen! Next chappie is to come soon :[)!
