DESTRUCTION
Chapter 1
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Kakashi garbled down the remnants of Inuyasha's innards with a gleeful slorping sound. Today's mission would be far greater than any other mission in the history of all history; he had to be well nourished.
Anko jiggled her keys to the melody of "you'll be in my heart." It was a complete and absolute lie.
"Finish your filthy dog meat!" She sniffed. "It is time!"
Kakashi spit out an ear he had been grinding his teeth over.
Anko swung her leg over her poisonous Snake-cycle, and revved the engine, spewing out a cloud of noxious glittery gasses, causing the air to burst into flame.
Kakashi's eyes grew purple with rage. "YOU! You must wait!" He ground the bone in between his teeth. "I must fill my four stomach tubes!" The ninja sunk his hands further into the rotting carcass.
"We really must leave!" She shot her instructor finger between his eyes and scratched. "You will have to make this order to go!"
The Silver-haired Elite Jonin Grumbled and climbed into his half-eaten Inuyasha stench suit. He grinned as his feet made terrible squishing sounds as he took each step.
Only moments later, a man with an army of men, who weren't really men, but moths, who were not really moths, but Raving Moth-men, fell from the highest branches of the bloodthirsty Weazlefizz-trees.
"IRON REAVER, SOUL STEALER!" Kakashi pawed at the raving Moth-men, who cried tears of swamp-muck, in only the way a true professional could, but then again they were not truly the professionals they appeared to be.
The intruding, Raving Moth-men screeched like bunnies being raped as Anko ripped off her shoe and beheaded them all. Her conscience, Gerpy the insidious, drooled and wiped his saliva on her cheek.
"That is good enough my dear, good enough!" he was incredibly proud.
Kakashi winked the blood from his eye and the random passing Piplup exploded; the show in the sky was extravagant. It became a mushroom cloud
Anko knew this would be a most excellent battle. She became hungry for the blood of the Pump-kin, Children of the mighty Squashfolk race.
"Kakashi! We must conquer the moons of KittytreeX!" The Ninja grabbed partner by the toes of his Dog-Man body suit and threw him on the back of her Snake-Cycle, kicking the forest floor into the eyes of all the wilderness babies, who were all really W-Asians who wanted to knock boots with Vic.
The miniskirt army began their plotting. And a divine plotting it was.
End Chapter 1
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