Hi, I'm remaking this Chappie.

Disclaimer: I only own myself, the Oni, Oni slayers, and this story. Roxy, Chelsea, Rachelle, Kaitlyn, Lisa, and Queenie are all real people

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"Cloud you bastard!!! You killed brother!!!!" Yazoo bellowed furiously

"You Meanie!!!" Loz snapped back, right as they both felt their backs splinter as someone shot them

"Shit!!! Yazoo shouted….right before everything went black

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"Outdoor gym?!?!?! Are they shitting us?" Carmen scowled at her four equally pissed friends. They were standing in front of their lockers, finally on their casual day, the one day of the month they dressed like normal people. Carmen wore black track pants and a black long sleeved shirt, with a black sweater on top topped off with a black warm trench coat topped with black gloves with metal on the back. Her friend Roxy (technically her name is Chelsea, but since I know two Chelsea, it will be very confusing) wore long light brown army pants, a yin-yang t-shirt, a purple vest and a purple winter coat she wore black gloves. Chelsea wore light blue jeans and a pink t-shirt, with a thick white winter coat, Rachelle wore her uniform on this day, as she forgot it was casual day, and her purple and pink coat with blue gloves, while Lisa wore black army pants, a t-shirt that read "I'd prefer it if you died" in blood red letters, and she wore a white winter coat

"Shut up Carmen, this is the tenth time you bitched at us about it"

Roxy growled.

"I know, I know!!! But still! It's like minus 30 out!!!"

Carmen sighed.

"Whatever, it will all be worth it, it's almost Christmas break, soon we'll be out of this damned place for at least a while…"

Chelsea smirked

"Free pressies, hot chocolate, and two weeks of fun and relaxing, here we come!!!"

Rachelle giggled.

"Now all we have to survive is-"

Lisa began before a crash, followed by two more, snap their attentions to more important matters. Quickly the five rushed outside, to see three men with silver hair were on the ground, clearly in pain. They were bleeding…well, two were, one looked fine…crazy but fine.

"What on earth…?" Rachelle began

"umm…. Cosplay! That's it! These guys are on the way to an Anime convention…but got lost, and hit their heads accidentally" Carmen attempted, just as the crazy one sat up. He looked at her for a second, and then punched her in the gut, causing her to fall onto her knees." Ouch… ok not cosplay….." she then glared at the man, then slapped him as hard as she could "WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO PUNCH A GIRL?!?!?!" she screeched at him

"You!!! The short haired girl with the black sheep you will pay for making us lose mother!" Kadaj hissed at her. Carmen gasped.

"He…he thinks I'm Yuffie! He thinks I'm that stupid, clumsy ugly ninja!" Carmen raged as she stood up and canned Kadaj, causing him to feel a world of hurt. "You'll pay for that you…you… YOU BASTARD!!!!" she got ready to kick him in the head, but her leg was caught by Loz, who had just got up.

"uhh Carmen…run…" Chelsea whimpered

"HOW CAN I RUN?!?!!? I HAVE A MUSCLEBOUND MEATHEAD (a/n I never get tired of that…) GRABBING ME BY THE LEG!!!!!!" Carmen seemed hysterical as she backhanded Loz for grabbing her. He quickly let go to clutch his face, the sting of cold hard metal still on his face

"You Meanie!" he shouted just as he did to Cloud. Carmen readied herself for a battle, but Roxy grabbed her by the shoulder

"come on, if you fight, then you'll get you ass kicked AND miss lunch. That's not a good thing because you never eat breakfast" she snapped, in her no-discussion tone. Carmen glared at the three men just as Yazoo stood up, groaning. Carmen sighed as she spat "fine" grabbed her scooter again, then said "I'll grab the table, then. You four try to drag these guys to the Vietnamese restaurant" but as she said this, the three walked behind her

"we are capable of getting their ourselves. But we need to kill you first" Kadaj growled, causing Carmen's anger to boil again

"LOOK YOU SOBS! I'M NOT YUFFIE! ALRIGHT?!?!?! I'M NOT CLOUD'FRIEND, HELL, I ONLY SAW HIM IN FINAL FANTASY SEVEN: ADVENT CHILDREN" she screeched, before heading down the side walk to the restaurant. But they quickly caught up with her, getting ready to attack, at this, Carmen kicked them then stopped, calmed down slightly "look, we'll treat you guys to lunch, while you tell us why you're here, you'd have to hurry though, because lunch ends in forty minutes. I can get one of you on my scooter, whichever one is the most damaged" but before she said the last bit, Kadaj had jumped on, his sword seethed.

"I'm not trusting you with my brothers." He hissed. Carmen threw a desperate glance at her friends who merely shrugged.

"don't worry, we'll take care of these two." Roxy smiled

"its not them I'm worried about, I'm worried about this crazy guy, especially if he decides to chop off my head at any given moment…"

"Kadaj wouldn't do that!!!" Loz growled, "he preserves honor!" but Carmen and Kadaj had already set down the road.

"so…mind telling me what happened to you?" Carmen asked, even though she already knew

"and then I thought I heard mother, and I blanked out, next thing I know, I see the short haired girl with blue glasses standing over me." Kadaj concluded, while they were eating.

"Ok, so that's Kadaj's side of the story, practically what happened in the M.V" Roxy slowly murmured, before taking a bite of her own noodles "but that still doesn't explain Yazoo and Loz. Technically, they should have died in the Lifestream rain… but I don't know, since the damned movie was all about Cloud…"

Yazoo and Loz explained quickly, while Lisa, Roxy, Chelsea and Rachelle listened. Kadaj however, looked at Carmen, who was quietly eating her noodles, clearly thinking.

"That doesn't make any sense though…" Carmen said, startling everyone, they obviously forgot she was there. They turned their attention to her "a gunshot and rain couldn't have brought you over to here… I mean, the rain should've just brought you back to the lifestream… unless something else happened? It doesn't add up…" they fell silent; none of them had thought of this.

"Maybe the rain could have. It cured the geostigma, so maybe it could bring them over… don't forget that they had Materia." Lisa suggested

"I don't think Materia can do that though… I don't know, I've never played FF7"she sighed warily, as she checked her watch. She herself had tons of free time, as she had free periods the rest of the afternoon. But lunch ended in 15 minutes.

"on a side note, we still need to decide where these three will stay…" Roxy muttered. "why not this: Lisa keeps one, I keep one, Carmen keeps one. Chelsea and Rachelle will help take care of them"

"excuse me, but we aren't kids" Loz growled

"well this is a new world so you need to be careful. You can't just whip out your guns for no reason" Lisa snapped back.

"well I have free time, so I'll hang and watch over them. You guys better go back to the school, lunch ends in 5 minutes." Carmen says. The four other girls nod then hurry back to the school, leaving their share of the bill on the table. Carmen pays the rest then stands up "first off, new clothes for you three, you'll freeze your asses off in this weather." She guides them to the nearby shopping mall.

"There! How's this?" Carmen smiled at them; they looked at the clothing they wore. Yazoo had a black tight t-shirt, with normal jeans, Loz had decided to copy him, only with dark blue jeans and a blood red t-shirt. But Kadaj wore a light blue t-shirt, just as tight as his brothers and dark blue trek pants, like Carmen's. They turned to face her, and then smiled, she bought trench coats for them, much like their leather ones, but these ones concealed their weapons. They walked slowly back to the school, talking happily to each other….well the three brothers were talking to each other happily, but Carmen lagged behind, still deep in thought. When they got to the school they saw Lisa and Roxy standing there, smiling,

"So we have it worked out. Yazoo will stay with Roxy, Loz will stay with me, and Carmen gets Kadaj" Lisa said to them

"Oh great, I get the guy who punches me in the gut." Carmen winced as she remembered that. Kadaj mutters a sorry, feeling regret.

"Ok well then, Kadaj and I will leave now I got to make his sleeping arrangements then." Carmen said.

"Why don't you two sleep together? Less hassle" Roxy joked, receiving a punch in the arm by Carmen