It was late in the French-English-Combo Of Doom base and some people were trying to sleep. In Group Team's bedroom, they could clearly hear Deidara and Sasori bickering about art.

"Will they ever shut up?" Butterscotch asked.

Kandy Kid shrugged.

"Why is nobody else doing anything?" Princess asked.

Princess got out of bed to see what the other members were going to do about it. The rest of Group Team mindlessly followed their leader. First, they went into Kisame and Itachi's room.

"Hey guys, is anyone going to tell Bomber Britney and Chucky to shut the fuck up?" Vomvom asked.

Itachi stared at them all with his usual blank expression. Kisame was spinning a kunai knife around his finger.

"I hope so, but not me. Last time, we sent Tobi and he got hurt. You don't want to mess with them when they're arguing about their art." Kisame replied.

Princess sighed and nodded.

Next, they decided to see Hidan and Kakuzu. They charged into their room without warning.

"Holy mother of fuck!" Hidan gasped.

After he calmed down from his semi-heart attack, he let loose at them.

"What do you little shits want!" He demanded angrily.

"You pissed at Deidara and Sasori?" Kandy Kid asked from behind Princess.

Kakuzu then wandered out of the bathroom.

"I am about to rip their tongues out of their mouths." The stitch ninja replied sternly.

Group Team all nodded in agreement. Princess then lead them all to talk to Tobi and Zetsu.

"Tobi needs to get to sleep or else he will be angry. And Tobi is a bad boy when he is angry." Tobi said dangerously.

Princess gulped and stepped back slightly.

"They're really annoying when they get like this." Zetsu's white half complained.

"Then I'll shut them up." Princess said heroically.

"Hime-Chan! You can't go in there! Deidara-Senpai and Sasori-Dana hurt people!" Tobi whined.

Princess dramatically turned to Tobi.

"It's the only way to shut them up." He replied.

Superkella and Indigo couldn't sleep with everyone talking, so they decided to see what the others were talking about. They had been standing behind Group Team for awhile.

"Well you're going to need a plan." Superkella said obviously.

Princess rounded everyone up into Tobi and Zetsu's room. Princess had already devised a plan in his head, but he needed to find people willing to do it.

"For this plan." Princess begun "We need a girl."

"Well you'd fit the part just fine, Hime-Chan." Indigo giggled.

Princess spun around to face her.

"Shut up!" He cried "It's my plan!"

"Ok, Hime, I'll let you bask in the limelight for a bit." Dan said tiredly "What's the plan?"

Princess explained his plan to his comrades. They all nodded in agreement.

"But who's going to be the pawn?" DoubleEi asked.

"Well, it needs to be someone strong enough to get beaten up by them, but still be able to look innocent." Butterscotch said in thought.

"Vomvom can!" Kandy Kid yelled "When we was kids, she pretended to look innocent all the time, but then, she robbeded them!"

Everyone turned to Vomvom expectantly. Vomvom stared at them all for a moment.

"No! That was the old Vomvom! Vomvom doesn't do that anymore!" She cried in protest.

"Art is fleeting, un!" Deidara's voice echoed throughout the house.

Vomvom rubbed her forehead.

"Vomvom tired." She moaned.

Princess smirked and moved next to Vomvom.

"Vomvom, if you do this, you'll get to sleep in your nice soft bed. With your nice soft blanket. And you won't need to worry about Bomber Brittany blowing a hole in the wall again." He said peacefully.

Vomvom turned to him slowly, a deadly look in her eye.

"Vomvom will do it once. But after that, nobody speaks of it again." She replied angrily.

Everyone nodded. Vomvom sighed and stood up.

She walked down the hallway and knocked on the door of the two bickering artists.

"What?" Sasori asked, Deidara by his side.

Vomvom faked up some tears.

"Y-you two…won't let me sleep!" She snuffled.

Sasori and Deidara were both shocked at her crying.

"Oh no! Don't cry, un" Deidara said in panick.

Vomvom cried even harder. Indigo walked past. She stopped and stared at Deidara and Sasori.

"Oh great, Bomber Brittney and Chucky made Vomvom cry. Way to go, guys." She said disdainfully.

Deidara and Sasori felt guilty for making Vomvom 'cry' so they pulled her into their room. She stopped crying.

"Good you stopped crying." Sasori said.

"Just enough to do this!" Vomvom tackled Deidara and began punching him in the face.

"Dana! Help! Vomvom attack!" Deidara cried in desperation.

"THIS IS FOR NOT SHUTTING THE FUCK UP!" Vomvom yelled.

Sasori then pulled out a needle and stabbed Vomvom in the arm, making her pass out.

When Vomvom woke up, Sasori was leaning over her.

"That's not a pretty sight to wake up to." She said blandly.

"You calling me ugly?" Sasori asked.

"Very ugly."

Sasori flicked her lightly in the head. Vomvom winced and clutched her head.

"Fuck you! I have a headache!" Vomvom moaned.

"Sorry, that would be the poisons side effects." Sasori said.

Vomvom abruptly sat up and glared at Sasori.

"You poisoned Vomvom?" She yelled angrily.

"It was just a knock out one! You're not going to die!" Sasori reassured.

Vomvom punched Sasori in the nose.

"Poison is poison." She growled.

Kisame walked past and glanced inside.

"Told you so." He smirked.