The 1st of my promise to update once a week. I'm Determined, na no da! I should be living up to my username!
Maybe I'll continue this, but who knows? (Shrugs.)
0000000000000000000000000000000
"Hey Axxie, wanna eat some lunch?"
"Roxas ate lunch...(sob.)"
"Oh Axel, get over him. He left to find Sora, and you know he won't give up until he finds him. So let's go, m'kay?"
"He was my BFF...deep-fried goodness won't make me feel better."
"How 'bout deep-fried goodness plus sea-salt ice cream?"
"I call window seat!"
One gummi ride later...
"Okay, we're here. So do you want Heartless Nuggets or a McBeserker? Axel? Ax-OMG,
WTH are you doing?!"
"I'm not doing anything wrong, I swear!"
"...You call burning down the store NOT wrong?!"
"Their EmoMeal toys were keyblades!"
"Your point bein-"
"KAIRI'S KEYBLADE."
"OMFG."
I just did a favour for humanity."
"I guess...we're going to have to go to HBFC."
"What the MarySue is that?"
"Hallow Bastion Fired Chocobo."
"That sounds like a rip-off of Kentucky Fried Chick-"
"SHUN!"
"...(Is Shunned)."
One gummi ride later...
"'Kay I checked the toys, they're just harmless mithril shards, so what do you want Ax- ZOMG, not again! Axxie!"
"What?!"
"Are you throttling the cashier, or do my eyes deceive me?"
"Your eyes deceive you."
"Axel..."
"Okay, okay! I'm choking the cashier! But it's too late, he's already unconscious."
"...Then why are you still doing it?"
"Well, you never know. He could wake up any second. This is just a precaution."
"Okaay..."
"Hey don't judge me! This guy's wearing a checkered wristband!"
"...?"
"Roxas must've given it to him! I thought I was his BFF..."
"Axel, you do realize there's a whole store that sells these things?"
"...STFU fool. Let's go get a DarkPortalWay Sub."
"I love their slogan-DarkPortalWay, eat fresh...hearts!"
One gummi ride later...
"There is no possible way you can see Roxas in this place."
"Hmm…well, it seems you're right. I mean, this place is filled to the brim with blond-haired blue-eyed bishonen, complete with checkered wristbands, keyblades in hands, the name "Roxas" branded on their foreheads...there's no connection with Roxas at all! I may be able to eat here!"
"Woohoo!"
"Yeah! I'll order a- wait a sec."
"What's up?"
"The walls here...they're black. Black rhymes with smack. Girls smack rejected/rude boys. Girls and boys get married. The colour white is used for bridal dresses. Clouds are white. Clouds are part of scenery. Namine draws scenery. She also draws doushinji. Doushinjis are made of paper..."
"And?"
"ROXAS USES PAPER!!! (INSERT RESTURANT OWNAGE HERE.)"
3 hours later...
POW. "Take that!" SMASH. "And...that...(pants)...wow, how long have I been assimilating?"
"If you bothered to read the italics above your dialogue, you would've seen the three hours later sign."
"...Ohz."
"You know what? Forget lunch, I'm going home."
"...Roxas ate lunch (Sob)."
END
00000000000000000000000000000000000
So...bored...