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I don't own naruto

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"Yuruse Sasuke, kore de saigo da" Itachi said with a smile, feeling lighter than he had in years.
Then everything went black. He vaguely remembered hitting his head on the wall behind his brother, then nothing for a short while.

When he opened his eyes, he felt light, very light. He'd never seen a sky so blue. He tried to sit up and realized that he couldn't. His brother had beaten him pretty badly. He smiled.

The smile was wiped from his face when he noticed that he was moving. Down. And quickly. His insides felt like they were left where he woke up. Normally, falling from any height wouldn't faze him in the least, he could just form a few seals and cushion his fall with some well placed chakra. Itachi desperately tried to move his fingers. Neither hand wanted to move. He was falling quickly and judging by how long he had been falling, there was going to be a rather large Uchiha sized crater where he landed. He snickered to himself as a morbid thought fluttered through his mind

'If I land right, maybe the resulting splatter on the ground might even look like the Uchiha mon…'

Itachi was scared. He couldn't even turn his head to see what he was going to land on. He could vaguely hear what sounded like alarm bells from somewhere below him. He fell for what felt like ages. The closer to the ground he was the louder the bells got. He heard what definitely sounded like orders being shouted out.

Great. He survived dying at the hands of his baby brother, just to be offed by some cut rate hunter nin. If he survived the fall anyways.

His decent was abruptly halted by water. And then the rocky bottom of a rather shallow pond. He hit the bottom and exhaled harshly, letting out nearly an entire lungful of air. The impact was beneficial in one aspect. He could move again… barely. He floated to the top and pulled himself out of the rather large koi pond. He had no idea where he was. He felt almost as if he was back in the Uchiha estate. He coughed harshly as he dragged himself along by his arms. He hid under a bush in the garden surrounded by high white walls. If he could move his legs, they wouldn't be a problem. But for now, he lay under a small shrub on his stomach, occasionally coughing. He patted himself down, checking to see if he had any weapons on him. Luck was not with him. Good thing he could kill a person with just about anything… like these pebbles, or a stick… or that dead fish that is floating in the koi pond. Crap, the owner of this house is definitely going to notice that. Itachi really didn't like fighting, but if he had to, he would probably be forced to kill the owner of the koi pond with his own fish.

Shock must be setting in…

He was shaken from his musings by the sound of people running along the top of the wall of the garden.

"Taichou, there has been a breech, and the intruder has landed somewhere around here, requesting permission to search the grounds sir." A rough voice said loudly.

Itachi quietly willed his legs to move. Nothing happened.

"Request denied Renji, Rukia and I will search our home ourselves. We will tell you if we find anything." A quiet yet commanding voice replied

"Yes sir" Renji said.

Itachi listened as he heard two sets of footsteps walk through the house.

Not ninjas, Itachi thought to himself.

They both stepped into the courtyard where Itachi was.

"tch" he heard the man's voice cluck.

"You'd better come out of those bushes, nii-san is not in a good mood after what you've done to his koi pond." A feminine voice said.

"He didn't do a very good job at crawling off did he?" the man said.

Itachi looked behind himself sighing in annoyance at the lousy job he did of 'stealthily' crawling out of the koi pond. A moment later he was face to face with a raven haired girl.

"Didn't you hear me? Come out of there" she ordered

"I'm afraid I cannot do that hime" Itachi rasped. Before he pressed his forehead to the ground.

"hime? … why cant you come out?" she asked

No reply.

"Hello?" she turned to her brother "he's passed out nii-san"