Chuck Norris Facts - Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice. - Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back - Chuck Norris knows how much wood a woodchuck can chuck - The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris - Kids wear Superman pj's, Superman wears Chuck Norris pj's - When _ gets mad, he becomes the Incredible Hulk. When the Incredible Hulk gets mad, he becomes Chuck Norris - Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird - Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a Mack truck. That truck is now known as Optimism Prime - Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door - The Loch News monster is really Chuck Norris - Chuck Morris's days consist of 25 hours - Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries - W