Chatting with the Cullens (and a Swan!) 2
Thanks to everyone who liked the first one! I saw your comments, so I made another one. I'll try to make it better, and maybe longer. But you can be the judges of that. Thank you for all the positive feedback!!!
Vampboy has entered the chatroom.
Klutzyswan has entered the chatroom.
Smartblondeisanoxymoron has entered the chatroom.
Vampboy: Hello, love. Hey Rose.
Klutzyswan: Hey Edward. How's my favorite vampire-wampireeee?
Smartblondeisanoxymoron: If I could eat breakfast, I swear it'd be coming up my throat right now.
Klutzyswan: Lay off, blondie.
Vampboy: Girls.
Smartblondeisanoxymoron: Edward, do I have your permission to kill her?
Vampboy: Honestly, Rose. Do you seriously thin-
Smartblondeisanoxymoron: Just shut up, Edward. I don't care, okay? Ever heard of rhetorical questions?
Smartblondeisanoxymoron: Well, have you?
Smartblondeisanoxymoron: Edward! Are you even here?
Vampboy: Was that a rhetorical question?
Smartblondeisanoxymoron: Point proven. -_-
Vampboy: It's what I'm here for, Rose.
Smartblondeisanoxymoron: What is SHE here for, then?
Klutzyswan: Yeah, I'm STILL HERE, you know.
Smartblondeisanoxymoron: I was aware. Unfortunately.
Klutzyswan: You know what, Blondie? As soon as Edward bites me-
Vampboy: I wouldn't count on that, Bella. You know the circumstances, and-
Klutzyswan: EDWARD. IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION.
Vampboy: You didn't ask a question.
Smartblondeisanoxymoron: Heh.
Klutzyswan: It was a….rhetorical…statement, then, okay, Mr. GRAMMAR FREAK? Jeez.
Smartblondeisanoxymoron: Touchy. Sure she's right for you, Edward? I mean, I could find you someone that actually knows how to-
Vampboy: That's enough, Rosalie.
Klutzyswan: No, let her continue, Edward. I was actually saying the same thing to Emmett the other day.
Smartblondeisanoxymoron: Oh. A shot at me. How cute.
Klutzyswan: You know how you drown a blonde, Rosalie?
Smartblondeisanoxymoron: Nice try. Jacob used this one me, remember? And failed, epically.
Klutzyswan: Hey, do you know what you call a blonde with a brain?
Smartblondeisanoxymoron: A golden retriever, right? Try again, Bella.
Klutzyswan: Have you heard this one? How do a blonde's brain cells die?
Vampboy: Bella.
Smartblondeisanoxymoron: No, Edward. Say it, Bella.
Smartblondeisanoxymoron: Say it.
Klutzyswan: A blonde's brain cells die alone.
Klutzyswan: How's THAT for a shot at you?
Klutzyswan has left the chatroom.
Smartblondeisanoxymoron: Nice girl you've got there, Edward. She's a real gem.
Vampboy: Well, maybe if you'd been better with her, it wouldn't have ended like this.
Smartblondeisanoxymoron: So it's MY fault?!
Vampboy: Isn't it always?
Smartblondeisanoxymoron: Watch it, Edward.
Vampboy: I am, Rosalie. Very, very closely.
Smartblondeisanoxymoron: If Emmett were here-
Vampboy: He's not here, Rosalie. Remember that.
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Smartblondeisanoxymoron has left the chatroom.
Later that day…
Vampboy has entered the chatroom.
Klutzyswan has entered the chatroom.
Klutzyswan: Edward, I- I didn't…you know. Make her hate me, did I?
Vampboy: You didn't make her hate you.
Klutzyswan: Good. I knew Rosalie was stronger than that. I felt really-
Vampboy: Bella. Listen to me. You didn't make her hate you.
Vampboy: You don't understand, do you? You didn't cause her hate. It's something being fueled by…I don't even know. When I said that you didn't make her hate you, I meant it, but it was only because she had hated you from the start.
Klutzyswan: Little harsh, don't you think, Edward?
Vampboy: I know, love. It's a harsh world.
Klutzyswan: Well, you can say something to her, can't you? I mean, you ARE her brother.
Vampboy: I've tried, Bella. I can only do so much.
Klutzyswan: You don't really expect me to come down there, and…
Klutzyswan: and…APOLOGIZE, do you?!
Klutzyswan: Edward?
Vampboy: I'm not expecting you to do anything, Bella. I'm hoping you'd do something though.
Klutzyswan: With you vampires, hoping IS expecting, Edward.
Vampboy: It comes with the territory.
Klutzyswan: Fine, fine, I'll come down. But she better not be rude to me.
Vampboy: I wouldn't be worried about the RUDENESS, Bella. There's a couple other things I'd be worried about, though. I mean, she is a vampire.
Klutzyswan: Hahaha. X) I'll be careful. Wouldn't want the princess to get her feelings hurt.
Klutzyswan has left the chatroom.
Vampboy has left the chatroom.
Between Edward and Rosalie before Bella arrives…
Vampboy has entered the chatroom.
Smartblondeisanoxymoron has entered the chatroom.
Smartblondeisanoxymoron: What, Edward? What could you possibly want now?
Vampboy: She's coming, okay? She's coming to apologize.
Smartblondeisanoxymoron: YOU'RE LETTING THAT FILTHY-
Vampboy: ROSALIE. Don't forget about that line. Emmett's not here to make sure you don't cross it.
Vampboy: Will you try to be nice?
Smartblondeisanoxymoron has left the chatroom.
Vampboy: It wasn't rhetorical, Rosalie.
Verbal Conversation between Rosalie and Bella…
Bella: Hi Rosalie.
Rosalie: Bella.
Bella: I. Uhhh. I wanted to say I was s- I was…I was sorry.
Bella: I thought that there maybe was something you wanted to say to me too?
Rosalie: No.
Bella: Fine. Well then, I'm sorry, Rosalie. I apologize.
Bella (muttering): Something you wouldn't know about, I guess.
Rosalie: You wouldn't have said that if you knew an ounce about me. About anything, for that matter.
Bella: Don't start this again, Rosalie.
Rosalie: Fine, fine, I won't. But think about what comes out of your mouth before you start speaking, okay?
Bella: Don't tell me what to do, okay, Blondie?
Rosalie: *cringes*
Bella: *turns on heel towards door*
Bella: *still with back towards Rosalie, stops* I'm sorry, Rosalie. *continues towards door*
Rosalie: Wait, Bella! *walks hurriedly to door*
Rosalie: Thanks.
Bella: *smiles, steps out, closes door behind her*
Rosalie: *locks door, and puts back towards it, letting out a tired sigh*
Rosalie (whispering): And I'm sorry too, Bella.