Slow Dance
This is not relevant to my interests. It also doesn't belong to me.
KakaSasu: Slow, short, boring, odd, gay. These are the adjectives I was to write to, and the pairing. Very light.
--
Kakashi was not surprised when he felt the younger ninja appear beside him. He expected the unexpected, you see. But he was expecting something unexpected to come, and there for it was expected, and only being prepared for the unexpected, he was surprised at what the boy asked him.
"Do you know... How to dance?"
The jounin actually pulled his eyes from his book, staring at his dark haired student. "Why would you need to know that?"
"... It's... Required. For our next mission. Didn't you hear?"
"I tuned it out."
Sasuke's eye twitched. How'd a guy like Kakashi make it so far in the ninja world? "I need you to teach me. That is, if you know how."
"...What kind of dance?"
"Slow dance."
Kakashi stood up straight and began walking away. When Sasuke hollered "Are you going to teach me or not?" after him, the silver haired man gestured for him to follow. The Uchiha did so, quickly catching up with the slowly walking man.
And that is how they'd ended up in Kakashi's living room, bodies in close proximity to each other and hands close to more specific parts. Light music filled the air as Kakashi led the boy, to get him to learn the steps. No doubt Sasuke would need to learn how to lead, but for now, the sensei was in charge.
Sasuke watched his feet carefully, trying to memorize where his feet were supposed to go. It would be much easier if he could just use the Sharingan, but Kakashi had forbidden it, telling him to save his eyes for something more life threatening.
"...This is kind of gay." Sasuke complained, as he was spun in a circle by the taller man and pulled back into his chest. "And very boring."
"Hm? Maybe we could liven things up, yes?"
"...Kakashi. Get your hand off of my ass."
--
A/N: Yey funny. A funny story a... year... keeps the angst away. All angst and no play keeps the happiness at bay! Yes.
Written for Kit.of.the.knight