A/N: Why am I doing this? Oh, right. Because I need words for being a beta(: It's in Zack's point of view. It's just his views on Alex Russo. Or more appropriately, "Girl You Don't Know" *headpalm*

XD My cousin just farted(:


There she was.

She seemed to be everywhere though. In every essence. She was hot, no, beautiful.

But now she was gone. And I was stuck here on this boat, thinking of her. Alex Russo, sister of some geek who won a contest to meet London.

Whatever.

Alex was everything I saw in a girl. Smart, conniving, totally hot, sense of style.

Did I just say sense of style? I have been spending waaay to much time with Cody.

Where was he anyways? Probably with Bailey. They've been attached to each others faces ever since they hooked up.

Off topic.

I miss her. I truly do. She was so cool with that prank on her brother. No wonder she was pissed when I called it amateur material or something. I don't think she liked me though. She seemed a bit, I dunno, reluctant towards me.

How could she?

Shit, I was sexy!

I think I have ADHD, I am getting off topic in my own thoughts...

Anyways, how could she reject this? I guess I was a bit to forward. I wish I could go back in time to try it over again.

Or wait! Maybe,she was playing hard to get! She so wants me still. I bet she was sitting at home thinking about me. Who wouldn't? I bet all those girls who dated me are thinking of me right now.

But that's a total duh.

Yup, I bet little 'ole Alex was sitting at home thinking of me as much as I was of her. Or making up an evil scheme. I like the second scenario better. It's hotter. Like that girl who just passed by.

Damn, off topic.

Whatever, Alex is gone now.

And I wonder what that girl's name is? She looked like a Chelsea...

Must. Find. Out.


A/N: Aha, short pointless drabbles are fun! The name Chelsea randomly came to mind. I pictured the spacey girl from That's So Raven(: The random off topicnessness is part of my plan for the word count. I need 6000 words.

I'm screwed.