Well, this is a piece of my screwed up mind so enjoy I guess.
I do not own bleach.
Kenpachi burst into the captains meeting wearing something purple and suit like complete with a stupid hat. "I AM KENPACHI ZARAKI THE CANDY MAKER!!" Yachiru or at least something short walked in. It had orange skin and green hair. "Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book?
Or could you just not bear to look?
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no commercials
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If you're not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do," the thing bowed and walked out. Kenpachi clapped and a few captains fainted.
Up in Hueco Mundo…
Before the three had left, they had installed cameras into the captains meeting room. The traitors watched the performance and only Tousen was unaffected. "That song was annoying," he stated and walked out. The espada behind them had also been lucky enough to see this episode.
"I'm a leprechaun and I'm ok…" Nnoitra said from his corner. Yup he went delusional, leprechauns are supposed to be short and Irish, he is definitely not short. Who knows about being Irish?
Ulquiorra twitched, but was otherwise unaffected. "That is our enemy? I thought we were fighting people with an ounce of sanity," Grimmjow said before running in the direction of his quarters to cry about the poetic beauty of the performance like Zommari, Barragan and Yami already had. Gin was absent, but he was so going to use this to blackmail them. Soon enough this would become the new rick roll'd, just you wait…
Yeah, I don't own any of the references or characters.
I've gone over the edge… officially…