Had this idea while I was fascinated that Luka x Kaito existed. They look good actually. Kaito is a launcher of a thousand ships, seriously. Of course all of the characters who are included with the vocaloid and utauloid can be shipped anyone... Kaito is just perfection.. Ahem.

(Troper here. Woo)

Disclaimer: I own none of these.

-5 months ago-

"I'm sorry but we need to break up"

Luka wasn't really the type to go for the cliché 'It's not you, it's me' sort of things, but hey all she needed was to break up with his boyfriend who was unhealthily obsessed with ice cream.

Not that the latter was the problem anyway.

"What. But Luka!?" the blue-haired man, who stood just in front of her, agonizingly gasping at her sudden 'surprise'.

"Kaito, I'm sorry, but we seriously need to break-up, I'm just not happy with our relationship… I don't love you anymore. We'll just be friends, okay?" Luka 'warm-heartedly' said while smiling sheepishly, not realizing that his ex-boyfriend is being teared to shreds (not that she cares).

"At least tell my why!" Kaito miserably kneeled down in front of Luka, begging desperately to why she had to end their 3-year-relationship.

"I'm gay."

"What."

"I'm sorry Kaito, but goodbye." Luka's last words before she proceeded to go to wherever she was going to.

Whereas Kaito stood there, gaping at the confession Luka made.

"What."

Was all he could say.

"WHY!"

Rain began to pour down.

And also lightning struck him.

Poor Kaito.

-Present-

Kaito was just your average-joe.

Renting an apartment. Dead-end job. Nice Guy. Typical Monday mornings.

Kaito was really living the life.

Not.

Ever-since the love of his life broke-up with him (Just as he was planning to propose), he was dreadfully lazier and sadder than normal.

By lazier and sadder, meaning that his 'tidy and neat' apartment, described by Luka, was now a stable, completely filled with horse shit and other shit from other animals.

Also he keeps on eating tubs of ice cream.

God help him.

Yet, the world still continued on with their shenanigans.

No one cares.

Bzzt.

"What." Kaito tiredly said.

"Kaito? It's Len, I was wondering if you want to be in a band with me." Kagamine Len, a colleague of Kaito's from highschool (who also was stinky rich), called out of the blue.

Band? That might be the craziest thing that he had heard in his entire life.. Well 2nd actually considering how his ex-girlfriend being gay and all. But to the main topic, he was really good with the bass guitar, he can sing as much as better than Just Beib and can dance gracefully.

No wonder his girlfrie—ex-girlfriend is gay.

"What? Why? Is there something in for me? Also where did you get my number?" Kaito hesitantly asked him, his mind flooded with a sea of questions.

"I'll explain it to ya later, buddy. Ice cream, women, drinks, women, money and women. I got it from your boss." If you could only see the look of Len's face, you can obviously tell that he was deadpanning him.

"You mentioned women thrice and also, DAMN IT MEIKO!,"

"Well anyway, YOU need to get your butt out there and move on from your relationship with that pink-haired meat-eater!"

"Firstly, you sound like a girl, secondly she is the only beautiful thing in the world that is also nice and is really hot and lastly, she eats tuna, get your facts right, banana-boy."

"Fine! But please join me, my fellow bro. I'll pay you 100$ per hour!"

100$? That is waaayyy too much money. Heck, he could be out of the shithole he's living in and maybe, just maybe, bring her back and convince her by using money.

Not bad, Len. Not bad.

"Sooo whaddya say!?"

"Fine. Where and when?"

"3pm in the buildi—err… The tal—You know what, I'm just gonna pick you up."

"I'm waiting."

As Kaito glanced at the clock and saw that it was just 2pm. He quickly grabbed lotion, tissues and some hardcore 'video' to distract him from saying all those things mentioning his precious ex-girlfriend.

"You do know that there's other people than, silly old Luka, right?" Len nonchalantly asked. Worried that his best friend (not that both of them would admit it) might be too stressed out about the 'THE ONLY PERSON WHO I WAS INTERESTED IS HOMOSEXUAL' thing.

"She's the only good thing that happened to me, aside from meeting all of you guys in high school" Kaito reminisced the memories he had in Vocal Lloyd High. Ahh Good times.

Len and Luka were two of his classmates. Both of them and a few others were he included in his friendship circle.

Kaito has been head-over-heels for Luka ever since he saw her, failing to notice a certain te—

"WE'RE HERE!" Len shouted as they arrived in their destination

"Jeez man, be more gentle." Kaito, fell flat on the floor due to the sudden impact, said as he stood up carefully

"Rin's gonna kill me if we didn't make it lol"

Did Kaito mention that Len was in a relationship (someone who is also part of Kaito's friendship circle) with Rin Kagamine, who basically has the same looks and surname with him? Most of the students in Vocal Lloyd High though they were twins, they were disgusted by the fact that they had steamy make-out sessions in the cafeteria.

Oh well.

From the fact that Rin was involved with Len's idea, He's guessing that…

"Oh hey Kaito! Nice to see you after 5 months! How have yo-

Kaito had a black-out.

Note: AHEM. I am a bit cautious with this, uhm, disgrace. Have fun.

BORING WRITER OUT!

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