OMG! I'M STILL ALIVE! Sorry updates have been slow on...well, EVERYTHING really. I'm still working on Chapter 5 of Darkest After Dusk, and am currently working on part 2 to Things You Shouldn't do to DJ Bleach. Hopefully this will tide you over, enjoy!

25 THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO TO NACK -SLASH- FANG THE WEASAL

1)Don't steal Rouge's jewels and give them to him.

2)If you do, don't go running up to Rouge saying, "OMG! Nack just stole your jewels!"

3)If you do, make sure to have a camera ready...

4)Don't tell him he looks like Indiana Jones

5)If you do, give him a whip, a treasure map of a Myan Tomb, and an annoying, little, Arab sidekick for his birthday.

6)Don't gamble away all his money

7)Don't replace his cork gun with a real one and not tell him.

8)If you do, don't tell him to hold up someone for their money.

9)If you do, and they refuse, don't tell Nack to pull the trigger.

10)Laugh as he goes into shock once he realizes that he really shot someone. And be extra careful not to say, "You're a murderer! LOL!"

11)Don't introduce him to Jack Bauer of "24" fame.

12)Don't ask why he only has one fang.

13)Don't ask if he does Coke.

14)Don't take him to a Casino and get him drunk.

15)If you do, don't wake him up the next morning and say that he owes the Casino 30 Million dollars.

16)Don't make him run with Sonic, then trip him, letting Sonic use his tail as a spring.

17)Don't give Rouge a detailed map of Nack's house and treasure room.

18)Don't remind him that he hasn't made an apperance since 1997

19)If you do, don't tell him that he is the most requested character to come back

20)Once he's happy, don't tell him that his replacement is Rouge.

21)Don't say that he and Big are related. You realize they have the SAME EXACT color scheme.

22)Don't ask him and Shadow to have a gun-fight to the death

23)Don't be suprised when Shadow wins with his trusty sniper rifle.

24)Don't ask him to race against Sonic, while Sonic has extremely heavy ankle weights on.

25)Laugh win you realize Sonic is still faster!

Well, there ya go, a character Roxy hasn't done yet! HAHA! Please review! XD