this is my try at humor again, i hope you like it and tell me what you think. it will be about six chapies long, and this is a treat or my brithday, for you guys so enjoy!

A small boy looked up to scary man, most other children ran away from. The man looked down at the boy with his piercing green eye's,

"What?" the small boy smiled,

"What's a fairytale?" the man look at the boy with a dull look,

"you don't know what a fairytale is?" the boy shook his head, "Who else doesn't know what a fairytale is?" all the kids stopped and looked him. Most scared, others could care less what he had to say. But out of the goodness of their small hearts, and the fact they didn't want to get in trouble, all raised their hands. "So none of you know what a fairytale is?" they all shook their heads, "God now I have to teach something…come here." the teacher walked to an old rocking chair and took a seat, and watched as the small children took a seat around him.

He smacked himself, why did he take a job as a teacher again? He hated kids, he hated reading, and writing, the only thing he didn't hate about this job was the money. He pulled a book off the shelf, and opened to the first page.

"Once apon a time in a far away land lived…"

"What the heck is this?!"

"It's a fairytale dumb ass."

"Pick a different one."

"No, this is a fairytale, we're reading this one."

"What about this one…." a black haired boy walked over to the shelf and pulled out a large book, "Fairytale…" the teacher pulled the book away from the boy,

"You don't want to read that one…"

"Yeah we do, come on, read it read it read it." it slowly turned into a chant, and the teacher went back to the thinking of money.

"Ok shut the hell up, I'll read it, but I'm warning you now, you will all regret it, and probably never be the same again…" he opened the book,

"Most of you have read fairytales about a princess being trapped in a castle and a heroic prince saved her, and they fell in love. Well this is a fairytale that will make you look at other fairytales in a new light…

"My most trusted knight , I want you to go to the castle and slay the dragon that is holding our daughter captive. And in return you can have my daughters hand in marriage." the knight looked up through his red bangs, muddy eye's never showing any emotions.

"Yes my lord." he had never seen their daughter, just a few glimpses of her. All he knew is she had blonde hair and blue eye's. but it couldn't be that hard, how many princesses could be trapped by a dragon in a castle?

"Here take this with you, it will lead you to her, and back. This is the all mighty and wise dragon Hidan." the king threw the small snake like creature at the red head,

"Yo, what up bitch?" the red head glanced over the…thing, and dropped it.

"Do I really need it?"

"Yes Sasori, it will help you in your journey. Now leave." the king waved his hand. Sasori walked away. The small dragon hopped up and ran after him,

"Yo, bastard, you forgot me!"

"The king wants me to kill a dragon, and gives me a dragon, how ironic! By the way my name is Sasori not bitch or bastard."

"Well I don't care fucktard."

"Is this appropriate to be reading in school?" the teacher pulled the book down, so he could see over the book,

"shut the hell up, you wanted me to read this fucking book, so shut up and be happy!"

"Do I really need a dragon to find my way, it can be that hard to find a castle with a dragon."

"It's a really hard task, not many people can find it without…"

"Really…" Hidan looked up at the castle, "see if you didn't have me…"

"Yeah whatever, where the hells' the dragon?" Sasori walked into the entrance. He glanced around, "Where's the princess located?"

"Hell if I know…"

"I thought you were a almighty and wise dragon who would lead me to the princess and back." the small dragon broke into a roar of laughter,

"Yeah right, the fucktard lied to you just to get me the hell away from him. Me wise…" the laughter continued. Sasori rolled his eye's, and tuned to face the direction they were heading. Air blew by his face, and a loud roar emitted from it mouth, almost deafening the red head. Hidan jumped at the sound and landed on Sasori's face.

"Ahhhhh…." Sasori pried at the small dragon, finally yanking him off his face.

"What the heck is your problem?"

"That's one fucking big dragon!"

"You're a dragon…" the dragon watched as they fought,

"I am the all mighty nine-tailed dragon!"

"shut the hell up, I need to teach this bastard a lesson."

"Oh I would like to see you try!" Hidan tackled the red head to the floor, and began clawing at his face.

"Ow!" Sasori threw the dragon off him and body slammed him. The nine-tailed dragon watched in amusement.

"yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks! Face!"

"You gonna take that little man?" Nine-tails looked at Hidan.

"Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run by her screaming FREE WILLY!"

"Ohhhhh…"

"Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for their new world!"

"That's a burn!"

"Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I cant hear the stereo!" crickets, lots of crickets.

"Hands down Sasori beat your scrawny ass."

"Ok now that that's settled, may get on to slaying the dragon?" Hidan nodded.

"oh it cant be that hard to find the castle with a dragon…" Hidan rambled on,

"Hey at least I found one!"

"Ya the wrong fucking one! Does that even look like the princess?" Sasori turned to the girl that was following them,

"You saved me!" she screamed and tackled the red head. Before she could touch him, he jumped out of the way. The girl was hurled off the cliff, followed by a splash. They both ran over to the edge, and peeked over. The girl was in the ocean,

"Help me!!!!!" the water moved and a water dragon swooped out of the water and ate her.

"Shou…"

"NO just keep walking…"

"Yeah I like that idea…"

"I thought this was a fairytale?"

"It is, now can I finish the infernal thing?"

"Yeah…but why were they having a yo mama contest?"

"It's best if you don't ask questions."

"I'm so close to throwing you over that cliff, now where the hell is the princess?"

"I don't know, she wasn't in any of the last five fucking castle we slayed the damn dragon to, so take a pick we have twenty more!" Sasori glanced around and sighed. They were surrounded by castles. He was really sick of slaying dragons, and even sicker of it being the wrong princess.

"Why don't we ask for directions, oh that's right, you were supposed to be my directions!" Hidan waddled out to the middle of the group of castle,

"Yo, which fucking castle belongs to princess Deidara?" a bunch of girls stuck their heads out of the castles,

"Deidara's castle is right there!" one pointed out,

"Thank you." Sasori headed towards the castle,

"I never would have picked this one, it doesn't have a dragon." a young blonde, and bright blue eyed girl stuck her head out the window,

"Hello!"

"Are you princess Deidara?"

"In a way yes un!"

"Thank God!"

"Jashin!!!!!!!"

"Whatever, where is your dragon?"

"Oh I blew it up a while ago un!"

"Then why are you still in there?" the blonde giggled,

"There's no door un!"

"Jump and I will catch you!"

"Awwwww…" all the princesses trapped in the castles sighed, "How romantic!" Sasori walked under the window, and waited for the blonde to jump. Deidara sat on the ledge, and waited. Deidara jumped out of the window. Sasori caught the small blonde, and placed her on her feet.

"Do you have a knife un?" Sasori nodded, and handed the knife to her. She smiled, and ripped at her dress.

"Princess Deidara, please keep you clothes on."

"No that's ok take the damn things off."

"Princess don't listen to him." Sasori picked up the dragon, and threw him against the castle.

"I'm not a princess…" the dress dropped around her ankles. Under was a pair of pants and a shirt, "I'm a prince un." Sasori's jaw dropped, Hidan busted into a round of laughter.

"Bet you didn't see that coming dickhead!" Just then the castle crumbled and landed on him.

"I never got to thank you un." Deidara walked over to Sasori, pulling his helmet off, and leaned up to kiss him. Sasori put his hand in front of his mouth,

"That's ok, we should get going" Deidara jumped up and down,

"Ok un!"

"Oh, I'm fucking fine, don't worry about me, I cant feel my damn legs!"

so what did you think crapy right, well dont worry, i'm working on other stories to make you guys happy. R&R