AN: had to do this :P hope you like it.
1-Tell raoul he sucks at singing
2-Give him makeup for his birthday.
3-ask repeatedly "why did you marry Christine when you knew she was a man?"
4-yell "OMG raoul i have to tell you something" when he comes say "your insane i never said anything"
5-once he falls asleep in his chair lop off all his hair and put a wig looking uncannily like Christine's hair on him, then put makeup on him, the makeup you got him for his birthday.
6-Ask "Did you know the Phantom is really sexy and can make Christine have orgasms be TALKING TO HER!?!?!"
7- Wait for his reaction then laugh hysterically at him.
8- glare at him when ever he passes you by
9- yell "watch out there's on P-O-T-O behind you." when he asks what that is shake your head and say "you make me sad.. very sad.."
10- Ask if he can "Play music, compose, sing, be sexy, do magic, swish his cloak like Erik can, ect." till he cracks.
11- tell him he's a good for nothing Fopess
12- when he starts to yell at you tell him he sounds like a dieing hyena, then say "no that's being mean I'm sorry... poor hyenas how could i say such a horrible thing about them."
13- tell him he reminds you of something. When he says no someone, say no something you remind me of when you smell dog shitte in the morning.
14- ask if you can play with him in the garden. When he says yes grab 4 throwing daggers and a lasso.
15- tell him he's a witch.
16- ask if he's a u-nick or a women. Then when he gets mad say "What its hard to tell with your womanly accessories."
17- ask "if your not a women then why do you have no bearded and have boobs?"
18- Point and laugh at him when he walks by. When he asks what your laughing at say "your face. its not deformed, that makes it eww and funny."
19- Tell him he's Ugly and should buy a mirror, because he desperately needs to do something with his hair.
20- Ask if he can kill himself when he says no mumble "its not like your good for anything anyways"
Christine:
1-Tell her she made the wrong choice over and over again.
2- Brake anything in her and raouls house.
3- burn down there house then blame it on you 'imaginary friend named bob.
4- Ask what its like to kiss the Phantom.
5- tell her all the good things about Erik and all the bad things about raoul.
6- Lean over and whisper something to an invisible person beside you. When she tells you that's rude yell "NO ERIK PUT THE LASSO AWAY!!!"
7- Tell her she needs a make over.
8- ask why she got a sex change.
9- ask if she has a mask when she says no say "that sucks i do."
10- tell her that the Phantoms really sexy.
11- die her hair green.
12-draw a mustache on her while she's asleep.
13- then say "OMG YOU ARE A MAN... i knew it all along."
14- ask why she married a raoul when she new he was gay.
15- Tell her that you invited Erik over for dinner.
16- nock on her door repeatedly then run away.
17- egg her kitchen, and the rest of the house for the heck of it.
18- tell her she looks funny
19- tell her she's fat.
20- Tell her that you killed raoul and she can go back to Erik now. say "What i thought thats what you wanted."
AN: well well well thats that :D hope you liked it byers.
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