Disclaimer: I do not own Legion.
A little crack pairing drabble.
Policy Pam: A female hero from the planet Tartarus, with the power to sell insurance to anyone.
Kid Quantum I: James Cullen of Xanthu. Time stasis abilities amplified by his belt. Brother of Jazmin Cullen.
Time Share Policies
"Well I don't know..." said James Cullen, a.k.a. Kid Quantum of Xanthu.
"It's a sure deal. You'll be able to profit from it with no drawback guarantee." Assured Policy Pam of Tartarus.
James was a bit muscully, with dark skin and black dreads. Pam was peachy with blond hair.
"Well..." James trailed off, thinking it over.
"It's a mutually assured deal. Any and all future problems have been taken care of well in advanced." Pam explained.
"All problems?" James asked.
"Nothing but the best." Pam smiled. "Unless, of course, you've been negotiating with-"
"No! No I haven't." James cut her off. She sighed.
"Oh. Forgive me if I was rude."
"It's alright." James said.
"So, are you...?"
James took one last second.
"Yeah. I'm convinced."
Pam clapped her hands.
"Wonderful. Oh, wait. One more thing." Pam said. "You ARE protected... right? Against certain..."
"Oh, of course." James assured her.
"Excellent." Pam smiled.
And ripped the sheets off the bed to reveal a baby blue bra and panties.
"Now get your ass over here."
...
One hour later, James had a look of unbridled joy on his face as Pam snuggled up to him.
"Well, you sure can pitch a deal." He said.
"Got that right." Pam smiled.
The end.