The Real World
Chapter 1: Enderman?
Disclaimer: I do not own Minecraft or the Mobtalker mod.
Hey! I'm Jay and I love this game called Minecraft. You probably know it, but if you don't here's an explanation: You spawn in a world made out of cubes and you basicly just need to survive. There's two bosses: The Wither and The Ender Dragon. When you've defeated The Ender Dragon you've beaten the game, although you can still play on the same world.
So, one day me and my friend went mining. We were searching for diamonds when we came across a stronghold.
I said: "Well, I guess we can explore it!"
My friend, Kai, said: "Don't you think that's dangerous?"
"Well yeah, but that's what makes it fun. So what are you waiting for?" I said while looking at him.
His face looked scared and he stared at something behind me. I started to turn around when Kai screamed: "DON'T TURN AROUND!"
I stopped turning and looked back at him. I asked: "Why? What's the problem?"
"E-Enderman!" He said, a little bit more quiet this time.
I could tell he meant it, because he was extremely scared.
"Well just don't look at it."
"I-I already did.."
I turned and looked at the enderman. "Why isn't it doing anything?" I said.
After that I blacked out.
When I woke up my face was on my desk. I thought of what happened, but didn't think anything was wrong. I just blacked out I guess.
I saw Kai wasn't in the Skype call anymore. I was probably out for a while. I was kicked from the server for AFK-ing too.
I was hungry so I stood up to go downstairs, but when I turned around I saw a girl in my bed.
She wore a long, black jacket and black stockings. She had a black hat on with enderman eyes on it. She looked kind of tired, so I went downstairs to get a sandwich.
When I was done eating I went back up to check on the girl, but when I came in the room I couldn't find her. She was probably under the bed, so I looked under there. As I thought there she was, with a scared look on her face.
"What are you doing under the bed? It's not like I'm going to hurt you." I said.
"You're lying." The mysterious girl said.
"Why would I be?"
"Because you're human. You hate my kind." The girl stated.
"Well, aren't you human? So I don't see a problem."
"I am not a human."
"Look in the mirror." I say as I gesture her to follow me.
As she slowly came out from under the bed, I could see she was very tall.
"So are you going to tell me your name?"
"Andr. My name is Andr."
"Nice to meet you Andr. My name's Jay by the way. The mirror is over here." I say as I walked into the bathroom.
"What is a mirror?" The girl, Andr, asked.
"What..?", I asked, "You dont know what a mirror is?"
"No..", Andr said, "Is there a problem with that?"
"No.. but I mean.."
"So where's that mirror thing?" She cut me off.
"Oh, uhh yeah. Over here."
Andr looked in the mirror, and she couldn't believe what she saw. She touched her face and looked at her arms. Andr turned to me with a face of fear saying: "What happened to me?"
"I don't know", I said, "I blacked out when me and my friend were trying to get past an enderman. When I woke up, you were here laying in my bed."
When Andr heard that, she became even more worried.
"What? Are you the guy that looked me in my eyes?!" She asked.
l noticed she was getting angry now.
"You? You're not in a game! You're just a girl dressed up like an enderman." I said.
Andr clearly didn't accept that answer.
"I'm not an enderman.. I'm an enderWOMAN.. Are you blind? Can't you see?!" I was shocked when I heard that.
"You're lying. You can't be from there." I said while slowly backing away from Andr.
I looked at her eyes and I saw they were purple. I started to panic slighty, realising my mistake.
"Please don't hurt me." I was almost crying as I got cornered.
My eyes started to water, but I built up the courage to say: "Why are you here?"
She walked up to me. It was uncomfortable and I got more scared by the second.
Andr kneeled down to come to my height.
"Why would I hurt you." My eyes were closed the entire time.
"What did you do to me to make me want to hurt you?" Andr asked.
I put my hands in front of my eyes and peeked through my fingers. Don't look at her eyes, was all I could think of.
"I looked at you." Andr started laughing.
"And why would I do anything to you for that?"
"Y-you're an enderma-woman." I said.
"And? That doesn't mean I'm bad." I tried to hide my eyes and quickly put my sleeve in front to dry them. I sat on my bed and I talked with Andr for a while.
"So you're not sure how you got here?" I asked.
"I've told you already, I looked at you and your friend and I just fell over." Andr answered.
"When I woke up I was in your bed and I was scared. I hid under your bed to feel safer."
When we were done talking I asked Andr if she would like to get ice cream.
"What is this 'ice cream' thing you're talking about?"
"If you come you'll find out." Andr decided to come with me and we went to the ice cream car.
"Who are all these humans Jay? Do you know them?"
"No." I answered.
"Are they not hostile?"
"No."
"Jay help! There's one coming over to us!" Andr yelled at me. I saw Kai walking over to us.
"Yo man, what happened yesterday?" Kai asked.
"And who's this sexy girl?" I looked over to Andr. She looked scared.
"I blacked out yesterday. And this is.." I looked over at Andr for confirmation. She nodded.
"This is Andr. She's the enderman we looked at."
"Haha, funny joke." Kai said.
"I'm serious Kai."
"Yeah, sure." Kai looked at Andr.
"She does look like one. She's tall and wearing black stuff."
"Okay Kai, but can we discuss this later please. I'm trying to show Andr what ice cream is."
"Okay, your house at 3 P.M.?"
"Sure man." Andr was relieved that he left, but I could see she was still uncomfortable.
"So what flavor do you want? Chocolate, vanilla or strawberry?"
"What's a vanilla?"
"It's vanilla."
"But what does it taste like?"
"Like vanilla." I couldn't think of an explanation at that moment.
"And what's a strawberry?"
"It's a sweet red berry." Couldn't think of anything better.
"I want the chocolate one."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
I asked the guy for two chocolate ice creams. I gave one to Andr as I paid.
"How do you eat this?"
"Just lick it."
"What?"
"Lick it." I started eating my ice cream. Andr stared at me and tried to eat it too. When we finished our ice creams we went back home.
It was almost 3 P.M. and I knew Kai would almost come. We sat on the couch and talked until Kai would come. When he came I went to open the door and Andr was waiting at the couch.
"Hey man!" Kai said.
"Hey." He came in and I grabbed a chair for him to sit on.
We just talked about random things until this question came up: "So you're saying you're an enderwoman. That means you can teleport, right?" Kai asked.
"Yes, I can teleport. Although I'd rather not just do it here."
But as I wanted to see it too, I said: "Pleeeeaaaaseeee?"
"Okay, but just once. And only if you never do that again."
"Okay, where are you teleporting?"
"You will see." Andr stood up from the couch. And she was gone.
"Andr? Are you there?"
"BOO!"
"AAAHHH!" I fell of my chair screaming.
"Did I scare you?"
"NEVER AGAIN. Please?" Andr and Kai were laughing while I stood up.
"It's getting late, I'm going to make dinner. Kai are you staying?"
"Yeah, ofcourse! Free food you know!"
I smiled when Andr asked: "What are we going to eat?"
"Spaghetti with meatballs."
"A what? Is that your language for Steak or Porkchop?" I forgot she didn't know our world before this.
"No, spaghetti are like thick yellow strings."
"Ew, I don't want strings for food."
"Okay, then you'll just starve." I went to the kitchen to make the spaghetti and meatballs.
When I served it I heard Andr say: "Those aren't strings."
"I didn't say they were strings, I said they looked like them."
Then me and Kai started to eat and Kai said: "This is so good." With his mouth full of spaghetti. I knew Andr was hungry and she looked at the spaghetti.
"You can take some." I said to Andr. She gave me a weird look and wanted to grab some when I said: "Use your fork not your hands."
"My what?"
"The little iron trident." I said.
"How am I supposed to get it with this thing?" Andr asked.
I walked over to Andr and grabbed the fork. I put the fork in her hand and grabbed her hand.
"What are you doing?" Andr said while starting to blush.
"I'm teaching you how to use a fork."
"Okay." I went on and grabbed her hand again, grabbed some spaghetti with it and put it on her plate.
"Can you do that?" I asked her.
"I can try." And she grabbed some more spaghetti.
"Do you know how to eat?"
"Ye-"
"With a fork?"
"Uhh.. No." I walked over again and taught her how to use the fork to eat.
When we were done eating Kai went back home and me and Andr went to my room. I started up Minecraft to see what her reaction would be.
I loaded up one of my creative worlds and spawned an enderman.
Andr was surpised and said: "Are you a god?!"
"No, I'm just in creative."
"What is that?"
"Well, it's like survival but you don't need to gather your materials, you have them already. You can also fly and you don't take damage."
"So you are basicly a god?"
"Kind of."
After we played Minecraft it was 10 P.M. and we had to sleep. There was one problem however. I only have one bed.
"Uhh.. Andr?"
"Yes?"
"There's a problem, I only have 1 bed."
"I don't mind sharing." Andr said and we both started to blush.
"Okay, well I'm just going to change in the bathroom and I'll come back when I'm done."
"Okay."
I was about to start changing when I heard the door creak. I knew it was Andr, but I didn't say anything. I slowly started moving towards the door but in a way she couldn't see me.
When I was near the door I whispered: "You could just say if you want to look." I heard Andr slowly walking away.
When I opened the door I saw Andr sitting on my bed with a face as red as a tomato. I smiled and went back in the bathroom to change. When I was done I sat next to Andr and told her she could change now.
"I won't look Andr, I promise." She mumbled something when she went in the bathroom.
When she was done I laid down in my bed and scooted over so Andr could lay down next to me. After a while I heard Andr snore softly. It sounded kind of cute. I then proceeded to fall asleep myself because it had been an exhausting day.
Author's Note:
I'm not sure what to write here, but in the future reviews will be answered down here. Thanks for reading!
A/N 2:
So I decided to update the chapter. Don't worry the content is the same. I just changed the layout of the thingy. Yea. kthxbai..