Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter, the book, series, movie, song or poem.
I do not own any of the characters from "Harry Potter".
Sorry if I insult any Harry Potter fans.
The Unmentionable Hairy Wig
Chapter One
"I'll meet you at midnight" Harry whispered to his snow white owl as he disengaged the Daily Prophet from her scaly leg "I have a very special letter to be delivered"
The owl just looked at her owner with wide owl eyes, head tilted to the side and snatched a piece of toast off Harry's food laden breakfast plate.
"I wish you wouldn't let Hedwig eat off your plate" Hermione patiently sighed "she eats wild mice, sits in her own faeces and probably has all sorts of fleas and bird lice. Have you seen the state of the owlery, it's not exactly hygienic".
"Let him feed his bloody owl if he wants" grumped Ron with a mouth full of food as he himself flicked his own owl, Pig, a bit of bacon. Hermione shuddered.
"Fine, infest yourselves with bird diseases, I won't stop you" Hermione snapped "I'm going to the library" and she was off in the all to familiar huff.
"What's wrong with her" Harry asked Ron as they watched Hermione dodge a flying sausage followed by scrambled eggs.
"I don't know" Ron shrugged and continued to eat.
"Well I'm off too, Quiditch practice, don't be late Ron" and Harry followed Hermione's footsteps out into the entrance hall, then he headed out of the castle towards the Quiditch pitch leaving Ron to gourge himself on food like he did every morning at breakfast.