One day IanGainsborough was taking a dump and he passed out. When he wake up, he was in a 4 poster bed. "Oh dear, where am I?" said the fucking fucktard. Then he saw an House Elf and realised he was at Hogwarts. The House Elf started masturbating and so did IanGainsborough. Then they had sex. After that, IanGainsborough had a threesome with Dubmeldore and Hagrid. The End.