DISCLAMER: I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH, BARNEY, OR SESEMEE STREET. (is that how you
spell it?), OR ANY CHARACTERS NAMED IN THIS STORY.
Mokuba's Birthday Chapter One
Mokuba: PWEESE! (gives Seto puppy eye look)
Seto: Oh no.not again.every time you give that puppy eye look, I always give in!
Mokuba: Pweese!? (Gives sadder puppy eye look)
Seto: Fine!! Can't stand these puppy eye looks anymore! Gahhhh*!
Mokuba: Yaaaaayy!!
Seto: I need an aspirin.
5 minutes later
Mokuba: Here's the list of people I wanna invite: Yugi, Yami, Joey, Mai, Serenity, Isis, Malik, Marik, Ryou, Tristan, Bakura, and Téa!
Seto: oO.*takes out bottle of aspirin* ..this is gonna be one loooong Saturday.
Mokuba: And it's a sleepover party for the entire weekend! ^_______________^
Seto: OO! Scratch that, make that weekend. *eats another 5 pills of aspirin*
Shortly after Mokuba delivers the invitations by mail, Yugi is the first to open the letter.
Grandpa: Yugi! There you are, you've got a letter from Mokuba!
Yugi: Ok! Thanks!
Grandpa: And he sent you some chocolate.
Yami: Don't Give Him the Chocolat-
Too late. Yugi has already eaten the chocolate.
Yami: Here we go again. Better give me the letter. I'll read it.
Grandpa: oO. Uh.yeah sure. (Looking at Yugi who has this insane look on his face.)
Yugi: Lookie! It's ME!! HI mE!
Yami: Right. It's not my fault I look so much alike him.
Yugi: It's talking to meee! Whoopie!
Yami: uh.-_-|||.right. I'll be upstairs. (Gives a worried glance at Yugi)
Yami goes up to Yugi and his room.
Yami: It's going to take and hour to get rid of that sugar. *Sighs* (read aloud) Hi Yami! I figured that you would be reading this letter instead of Yugi. I'll bet he's bouncing around in the bathroom. -pause-
Yami walks to the bathroom, looks and sighs again.
Yami: I wonder how he knew. -continues reading- Well anyway, I've decided to invite you to my birthday party for the weekend. 2 night sleepover! ^^! 9 o' clock at my house! In the morning! -finishes reading-
Yami gets up and takes a bucket, and fills it with water. He goes the bathroom where Yugi is still bouncing around, and he dumps it on him.
Yugi: OO! COLD!! (shivers) Why'd You DO that?
Yami: Dear Ra. Let's say Mokuba sent you chocolate, and you ate it, and you've been bouncing off the walls of this bathroom for 15 minutes already.
Yugi: So.What's that in your hand?
Yami: This? And invitation you Mokuba's Birthday Party.
Yugi: Cool! After I finishing bouncing off this wall I'll go pack! ^_______________^ -continues bouncing-
Yami: Oh dear Ra. I think I'm going to need to call Mokuba to tell him we're going.
Yami picks up the phone and calls the Kaiba residence.
Voice: Hello?
Yami: Oh, hi Kaiba, this is Yami, is Mokuba there?
Seto: Uh.he's was busy setting up the room 5 minutes ago, I think he's at the party shop.
Yami: Uh right.who's going?
Seto: Well.you're the first one to call, but Mokuba invited, You Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Téa, Mai, Isis-
Yami: Isis is going? (star filled eyes)
Seto: I think.
Yami: Hooray!!!
Seto: Ryou, Malik, Bakura, Marik.
Yami: *Gulp*.
Seto: I know what you mean.
Yami: I think I need an aspirin.
Seto: I know.
Yami: At least Pegasus isn't coming.
Seto: Yeah.I would agree with you.
Yami: Well, I've got to go, Yugi's sugar reaction has just ended, and I need an aspirin.because of those two demented Yamis.
Seto: Ok.
Yami hangs up the phone and go to the Medicine Cabinet, which is located in Yugi's bathroom.
Yugi: -finishes the last bounce- Yami, what are you doing in here?
Yami: Getting aspirin. Dear RA! We only have 5 tablets left!
Yugi: Why do you need aspirin.
Yami: -death glare- One, you were bouncing around in this bathroom, and 2, You, Me, Tristan, Téa, Mai, Isis, Ryou, Bakura, Malik, and Marik are going.
Yugi: OO. GIVE ME TWO TABLETS OF ASPRIN!
Yami: Tsk, Tsk, no need for you to take so big of a dose. -hands him the tablets.-
Yugi: -Swallows pills down- Speak for yourself! You're taking three!
Yami: Eh heh, major headache coming. Yugi: -______________________________-|||
Back at the Kaiba Residence.
Kaiba: Mokuba, So far, Yugi, and Yami are going.
Mokuba: Nobody else called? (about to cry)
Kaiba: They might not have picked the mail yet.
Mokuba: O YEAH! ^____________________________^ (becomes happy again)
Kaiba: (eats about another 5 aspirins)
Meanwhile, Isis picks up the mail because her brother and his yami are watching TV.
Marik: LOOKIE!! It's ELMO!
Malik: And biggie birdie!
Isis: Oh good Ra. Looks at Mokuba's letter-Takes out bell- DINNER TIME!
Marik/Mailk: oh!! GOODY GOODY GUMDROPS!
Malik/Marik: -Becomes civilized- Where's dinner?
Isis: In about 3 hours.
Malik: OO. 3 HOURS?
Marik: How dare you disturb us during our show! FOOLISH MORTAL!
Isis: (Stern Face)
Marik: I take that back
Isis: You'd BETTER! Anyway, Mokuba sent us a invitation.
Malik: To what?
Isis: To his birthday party.
Marik: YAY!
Isis: I guess we're going. BUT, I will personally send you home, if you try any foolish business!
Malik/Marik: Yes Ma'am!
Isis: To ensure that, give me your rod now!
Marik: BU-
Isis:-death glare-
Marik: uhh.ok
Isis: That's better. Now you two can go back to watching Barney-
Malik: SESEME STREET!
Malik: HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW! It's like the best show there is.
Isis: oh good ra. Couldn't you guys watch something else?
Marik: Like barney?
Isis: Anything but sesmee street.
Marik: But barney's for older kids!
Isis: uh.HOW OLD ARE YOU!
Marik: 4999?
Isis: YeS! Foolish immortal. -shakes head- Marik: HEY!
Isis: Go back to your show! I've gotta call Mokuba!
Voice: Hello?
Isis: Hi, um.is Mokuba there?
Voice: he's here alright, with a candy bar in his hand and going hyperactive.
Isis: I see.can you get him on the phone?
Voice: Sure.
Isis: Thanks.
Mokuba: HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
Isis: OO. My ears.
Mokuba. ^^ sorry. Can you guys go? can you guys go?
Isis: Yep! :)
Mokuba: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! Seeeeeeeetoooooooooooo!!!!!
Isis: -__-||| My poor ears.
Seto: Hello?
Isis: You have a hyperactive brother, just like mine.
Seto: eh heh.(HOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRAYYYYYYY!) MOKUBA! (wince)
Isis: Eh heh. Well like Marik and Malik are going to, but don't worry about monkey business, I've taken Malik's rod from him.
Seto: Good. (watches Mokuba jump up and down) I think I need an aspirin.
Isis: Uhhh.(looks at her brother bouncing up and down on the couch.) I think I need one too.
Seto: well anyways, see you.
Isis: Allright.
Meanwhile, at Mai's house, Tristen, Joey, Serenity, Téa, Ryou, and Bakura are disscussing about the invitation.
Bakura: I can't believe you've convinced me to come.
Ryou: I thought you came of your own will.
Bakura: SHUT UP!
Ryou: Ok. (cries)
Téa: Bakura! Don't say that! You know, you should be his friend!
Serenity: SHUT UP!
Téa: I thought you were my friend! Friends are just about everything!
Serenity: Joey?
Joey: hmm?
Serenity: do you mind killing off Téa?
Joey: Not at all. Are you sure they want me to do this?
Looks at everyone. Everyone is nodding except for Téa who is shaking her head.
Joey: Ok. Somebody tie her up, so I won't get scratched by her fingernails!
Téa: You're not gonna really do this are you? I mean, we are-
Bakura: -Stuffs a dirty sock in her mouth and tapes it with the entire roll of tape- Don't you dare say the F word!
Tristan: Fu*k?
Mai: YOU IDIOT! FRI***SHIP!
Tristan: O..O
Everyone except Téa takes an asprin.
Mai: Ok Joey! Do Your thing!
-CENSORED-
Joey: We can tell her to shut up whenever we want, and she'll have to shut up. Otherwise.(evil grin) We can beat the shit outta her!
Everyone: HOORAY!
Téa: *Locked up somewhere in the closet*!
Mai: Didn't you say she scratches?
Joey: Yep!
Serenity: HOOORAY!
Téa: Huh?
Mai: (sweetly) boys?
Joey, Bakura, Tristen, Ryou: yess?
Mai: do you mind doing my job for me? *wink* I don't wanna get my nails broken!
Joey, Bakura, Tristen, Ryou: Sure ^______________________________^
-each have boxing gloves on-
Téa: SHITT!!
-They start beating her up-
Bakura: Be thankful.
Téa: OO
Bakura: Don't give me that look. If it weren't for Joey you'd be in the shadow realm!
Téa: :'( starts crying)
All the boys: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*
Meanwhile: Serenity is on the phone with Kaiba:
Serenity: Yes, all of us are going.
Seto: (Hears evil laugh made by the boys) Uhh.what was that?
Serenity: hold on, I'm gonna go get aspirin and check up on the boys.
Seto: oO. (hears a LOT of sounds of crying, and beating sounds.)
Serenity: Rrrright..
Seto: Um.is everything allright there?
Serenity: Yep.the boys have it all under control. ^_____________________^
Seto: ehh? I still don't get it.
Serenity: Let's just say Téa and her speeches. ^_____________________________^
Seto: NOT THOSE! Soo.what are the boys doing to her?
Serenity: Bbeating the crap out of her, o yeah, We can also order her around and beat her up when ever we want, that was Joey's idea.
Seto: I like Joeys idea. I'll stop calling him mutt. I'll just call him Joey.
Serenity: Ic.anyways.we girls have decided to go beat her up too.grin..
Seto: oO..um.have fun! -_____-|||
Serenity: Ok.
Seto: I never knew girls could be so violent.
-hangs up on phone-
Mokuba: can they go?
Seto: Yep ^_______________________________^!!!
Mokuba: Seto?
Seto: Yeah? A^_______________________________^
Mokuba: Why are you smiling? You haven't smiled for years.
Seto: They're bashing Téa!
Mokuba: (Sugar high) YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
(Seto and Mokuba does a little victory dance.)
End chapter 1.
Mokuba's Birthday Chapter One
Mokuba: PWEESE! (gives Seto puppy eye look)
Seto: Oh no.not again.every time you give that puppy eye look, I always give in!
Mokuba: Pweese!? (Gives sadder puppy eye look)
Seto: Fine!! Can't stand these puppy eye looks anymore! Gahhhh*!
Mokuba: Yaaaaayy!!
Seto: I need an aspirin.
5 minutes later
Mokuba: Here's the list of people I wanna invite: Yugi, Yami, Joey, Mai, Serenity, Isis, Malik, Marik, Ryou, Tristan, Bakura, and Téa!
Seto: oO.*takes out bottle of aspirin* ..this is gonna be one loooong Saturday.
Mokuba: And it's a sleepover party for the entire weekend! ^_______________^
Seto: OO! Scratch that, make that weekend. *eats another 5 pills of aspirin*
Shortly after Mokuba delivers the invitations by mail, Yugi is the first to open the letter.
Grandpa: Yugi! There you are, you've got a letter from Mokuba!
Yugi: Ok! Thanks!
Grandpa: And he sent you some chocolate.
Yami: Don't Give Him the Chocolat-
Too late. Yugi has already eaten the chocolate.
Yami: Here we go again. Better give me the letter. I'll read it.
Grandpa: oO. Uh.yeah sure. (Looking at Yugi who has this insane look on his face.)
Yugi: Lookie! It's ME!! HI mE!
Yami: Right. It's not my fault I look so much alike him.
Yugi: It's talking to meee! Whoopie!
Yami: uh.-_-|||.right. I'll be upstairs. (Gives a worried glance at Yugi)
Yami goes up to Yugi and his room.
Yami: It's going to take and hour to get rid of that sugar. *Sighs* (read aloud) Hi Yami! I figured that you would be reading this letter instead of Yugi. I'll bet he's bouncing around in the bathroom. -pause-
Yami walks to the bathroom, looks and sighs again.
Yami: I wonder how he knew. -continues reading- Well anyway, I've decided to invite you to my birthday party for the weekend. 2 night sleepover! ^^! 9 o' clock at my house! In the morning! -finishes reading-
Yami gets up and takes a bucket, and fills it with water. He goes the bathroom where Yugi is still bouncing around, and he dumps it on him.
Yugi: OO! COLD!! (shivers) Why'd You DO that?
Yami: Dear Ra. Let's say Mokuba sent you chocolate, and you ate it, and you've been bouncing off the walls of this bathroom for 15 minutes already.
Yugi: So.What's that in your hand?
Yami: This? And invitation you Mokuba's Birthday Party.
Yugi: Cool! After I finishing bouncing off this wall I'll go pack! ^_______________^ -continues bouncing-
Yami: Oh dear Ra. I think I'm going to need to call Mokuba to tell him we're going.
Yami picks up the phone and calls the Kaiba residence.
Voice: Hello?
Yami: Oh, hi Kaiba, this is Yami, is Mokuba there?
Seto: Uh.he's was busy setting up the room 5 minutes ago, I think he's at the party shop.
Yami: Uh right.who's going?
Seto: Well.you're the first one to call, but Mokuba invited, You Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Téa, Mai, Isis-
Yami: Isis is going? (star filled eyes)
Seto: I think.
Yami: Hooray!!!
Seto: Ryou, Malik, Bakura, Marik.
Yami: *Gulp*.
Seto: I know what you mean.
Yami: I think I need an aspirin.
Seto: I know.
Yami: At least Pegasus isn't coming.
Seto: Yeah.I would agree with you.
Yami: Well, I've got to go, Yugi's sugar reaction has just ended, and I need an aspirin.because of those two demented Yamis.
Seto: Ok.
Yami hangs up the phone and go to the Medicine Cabinet, which is located in Yugi's bathroom.
Yugi: -finishes the last bounce- Yami, what are you doing in here?
Yami: Getting aspirin. Dear RA! We only have 5 tablets left!
Yugi: Why do you need aspirin.
Yami: -death glare- One, you were bouncing around in this bathroom, and 2, You, Me, Tristan, Téa, Mai, Isis, Ryou, Bakura, Malik, and Marik are going.
Yugi: OO. GIVE ME TWO TABLETS OF ASPRIN!
Yami: Tsk, Tsk, no need for you to take so big of a dose. -hands him the tablets.-
Yugi: -Swallows pills down- Speak for yourself! You're taking three!
Yami: Eh heh, major headache coming. Yugi: -______________________________-|||
Back at the Kaiba Residence.
Kaiba: Mokuba, So far, Yugi, and Yami are going.
Mokuba: Nobody else called? (about to cry)
Kaiba: They might not have picked the mail yet.
Mokuba: O YEAH! ^____________________________^ (becomes happy again)
Kaiba: (eats about another 5 aspirins)
Meanwhile, Isis picks up the mail because her brother and his yami are watching TV.
Marik: LOOKIE!! It's ELMO!
Malik: And biggie birdie!
Isis: Oh good Ra. Looks at Mokuba's letter-Takes out bell- DINNER TIME!
Marik/Mailk: oh!! GOODY GOODY GUMDROPS!
Malik/Marik: -Becomes civilized- Where's dinner?
Isis: In about 3 hours.
Malik: OO. 3 HOURS?
Marik: How dare you disturb us during our show! FOOLISH MORTAL!
Isis: (Stern Face)
Marik: I take that back
Isis: You'd BETTER! Anyway, Mokuba sent us a invitation.
Malik: To what?
Isis: To his birthday party.
Marik: YAY!
Isis: I guess we're going. BUT, I will personally send you home, if you try any foolish business!
Malik/Marik: Yes Ma'am!
Isis: To ensure that, give me your rod now!
Marik: BU-
Isis:-death glare-
Marik: uhh.ok
Isis: That's better. Now you two can go back to watching Barney-
Malik: SESEME STREET!
Malik: HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW! It's like the best show there is.
Isis: oh good ra. Couldn't you guys watch something else?
Marik: Like barney?
Isis: Anything but sesmee street.
Marik: But barney's for older kids!
Isis: uh.HOW OLD ARE YOU!
Marik: 4999?
Isis: YeS! Foolish immortal. -shakes head- Marik: HEY!
Isis: Go back to your show! I've gotta call Mokuba!
Voice: Hello?
Isis: Hi, um.is Mokuba there?
Voice: he's here alright, with a candy bar in his hand and going hyperactive.
Isis: I see.can you get him on the phone?
Voice: Sure.
Isis: Thanks.
Mokuba: HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
Isis: OO. My ears.
Mokuba. ^^ sorry. Can you guys go? can you guys go?
Isis: Yep! :)
Mokuba: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! Seeeeeeeetoooooooooooo!!!!!
Isis: -__-||| My poor ears.
Seto: Hello?
Isis: You have a hyperactive brother, just like mine.
Seto: eh heh.(HOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRAYYYYYYY!) MOKUBA! (wince)
Isis: Eh heh. Well like Marik and Malik are going to, but don't worry about monkey business, I've taken Malik's rod from him.
Seto: Good. (watches Mokuba jump up and down) I think I need an aspirin.
Isis: Uhhh.(looks at her brother bouncing up and down on the couch.) I think I need one too.
Seto: well anyways, see you.
Isis: Allright.
Meanwhile, at Mai's house, Tristen, Joey, Serenity, Téa, Ryou, and Bakura are disscussing about the invitation.
Bakura: I can't believe you've convinced me to come.
Ryou: I thought you came of your own will.
Bakura: SHUT UP!
Ryou: Ok. (cries)
Téa: Bakura! Don't say that! You know, you should be his friend!
Serenity: SHUT UP!
Téa: I thought you were my friend! Friends are just about everything!
Serenity: Joey?
Joey: hmm?
Serenity: do you mind killing off Téa?
Joey: Not at all. Are you sure they want me to do this?
Looks at everyone. Everyone is nodding except for Téa who is shaking her head.
Joey: Ok. Somebody tie her up, so I won't get scratched by her fingernails!
Téa: You're not gonna really do this are you? I mean, we are-
Bakura: -Stuffs a dirty sock in her mouth and tapes it with the entire roll of tape- Don't you dare say the F word!
Tristan: Fu*k?
Mai: YOU IDIOT! FRI***SHIP!
Tristan: O..O
Everyone except Téa takes an asprin.
Mai: Ok Joey! Do Your thing!
-CENSORED-
Joey: We can tell her to shut up whenever we want, and she'll have to shut up. Otherwise.(evil grin) We can beat the shit outta her!
Everyone: HOORAY!
Téa: *Locked up somewhere in the closet*!
Mai: Didn't you say she scratches?
Joey: Yep!
Serenity: HOOORAY!
Téa: Huh?
Mai: (sweetly) boys?
Joey, Bakura, Tristen, Ryou: yess?
Mai: do you mind doing my job for me? *wink* I don't wanna get my nails broken!
Joey, Bakura, Tristen, Ryou: Sure ^______________________________^
-each have boxing gloves on-
Téa: SHITT!!
-They start beating her up-
Bakura: Be thankful.
Téa: OO
Bakura: Don't give me that look. If it weren't for Joey you'd be in the shadow realm!
Téa: :'( starts crying)
All the boys: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*
Meanwhile: Serenity is on the phone with Kaiba:
Serenity: Yes, all of us are going.
Seto: (Hears evil laugh made by the boys) Uhh.what was that?
Serenity: hold on, I'm gonna go get aspirin and check up on the boys.
Seto: oO. (hears a LOT of sounds of crying, and beating sounds.)
Serenity: Rrrright..
Seto: Um.is everything allright there?
Serenity: Yep.the boys have it all under control. ^_____________________^
Seto: ehh? I still don't get it.
Serenity: Let's just say Téa and her speeches. ^_____________________________^
Seto: NOT THOSE! Soo.what are the boys doing to her?
Serenity: Bbeating the crap out of her, o yeah, We can also order her around and beat her up when ever we want, that was Joey's idea.
Seto: I like Joeys idea. I'll stop calling him mutt. I'll just call him Joey.
Serenity: Ic.anyways.we girls have decided to go beat her up too.grin..
Seto: oO..um.have fun! -_____-|||
Serenity: Ok.
Seto: I never knew girls could be so violent.
-hangs up on phone-
Mokuba: can they go?
Seto: Yep ^_______________________________^!!!
Mokuba: Seto?
Seto: Yeah? A^_______________________________^
Mokuba: Why are you smiling? You haven't smiled for years.
Seto: They're bashing Téa!
Mokuba: (Sugar high) YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
(Seto and Mokuba does a little victory dance.)
End chapter 1.