Ianto the Receptionist

by sexybeardedlover

For those who have heard the song Taylor the Latte Boy by the lovely Kristin Chenoweth. This is my version. And if you just felt like reading it, then go to youtube and look up the original so you know the tune and can sing this song.

Ah the song Taylor the Latte Boy. Brilliant song, really is. Well this is my take on it...all about Ianto!!

There's a boy who works at Torchwood

Who is very inspirational

He is very inspirational

Because of many things

I bring the pizza at 12:11

And he smiles and says "How are you?"

When he smiles and says, "How are you?"

I can swear my heart grows wings

So today at 12:11

I decided I should meet him

I decided I should meet him in a proper formal way

So today at 12:11

When he smiled and said, "How are you?"

I said, "Hi. and my name's Winter."

And he softly answered, "Hey."

And I said, "My name is Winter, and thank you for the nice hello."

And he said his name was Ianto

Which provides the inspiration for this poem!

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Ianto the receptionist

Get me Jack and an Alien List

Oh, Ianto the receptionist

I love him, I love him, I love him!

So I'd like to get my nerve up

To report an alien sighting

He would like the fact it's alien

Cos he's a Torchwood employee

So today at 12:11

Ianto told me to tell him

If something bad like a weevil (huh?)

I ever did see

Then he pushed a red button

To open the big door

That would lead me down to Owen,

Jack, Tosh, and Gwen Cooper

And then when I left him

I swear his smile faded

And I knew the previous smile

Was because he loved me

And I felt kind of guilty

But I knew I'd see him on my way out

So I put a smile back on

And forgot that droopy eyed pout.

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I used to be the kind of girl

Who'd run when love rushed t'ward her

But finally a voice whispered, "Love can be yours,

If you ask the hot tea-boy his number!"

chorus

So many years my heart has waited

Finally I don't feel...

Alienated

Ianto the receptionist

I love him

I love him

I love him