The Lord of the Jurassic
Parks
Standard Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters or books,
Tolkien happily does. I just like them.
(Now, don't get me wrong, I love LOTR, JP and RR. Your reading the
work of a guy that grew up watching Mel Brooks' movies.)
Prologue
The island has changed:
I can feel it in the swamp-water. I can smell it in the dung-piles. I
can see it in the nests.
Much that once was, is lost. Fore none now survived long enough, to
remember it.
It all began with the making of the great embryos of power:
Three, were given to Mr. Mudlowe.
Seven, to Dennis Nedre
And nine, nine embyos were given to John Hammand, who above all else,
desired to make a few good bucks (no wait, that's Nedre).
Fore within these embryos was given the strength and unity to make a
fortune, but they were all tricked, fore another embryo was made.
In the lands of Biosyn, in the cracks of Mount Obscure-actor, the Dark Lord
Dodgeson forged, in secret, a master Embryo, to control all the others. And
into this Embryo, he poured his stupidity, his greed, and his will to
dominate all genetically-engineered dinosaur park businesses.
One Embryo to hatch them all.
One by one, all the Free Parks went out of business to the power of the One
Embryo.
But, there were some, who resisted: A last alliance of Scientists and
Rednecks marched against the armies of Biosyn, and on the slopes of Mount
Obscure-actor, they fought for the freedom of Live-Dinosaur Theme Parks.
The army of Rednecks, lead by their beloved leader, Jeff Foxworthy, and the
army of Scientists, lead by Dr. Robert T. Bakker showed great skill on the
battlefield.
"Varmints, ready!" Jeff Foxworthy shouted to his drunken-hunter buddies.
They took their stances and aimed their double-barrel shotguns at the
approaching armies of Biosyn.
"Aim as best you can at them, and not at me!" Foxworthy shouted, then
added, "Fire!"
His troops took their shots and few bullets hit their mark, but not many.
The two armies met and a great battle ensued.
Dr. Robert T. Bakker raised his writing-pen high in the air, announcing
that victory was near.
But, a dark and balding figure appeared, it was Dogdeson, with the Embryo.
The armies all came to a halt as they watched in horror. The power the
Embryo, could not be undone.
With a mighty wave of it, he sent several men flying in all directions.
Jeff Foxworthy charged at him with his mighty microphone, Narsil, ready
bring all hell down on Dodgeson. But, it was all in vain, fore Dodgeson
smacked Foxworthy aside.
Foxworthy fell dead.
In this moment, when all hope had faded, Isisdor Foxworthy, took up his
father's microphone.
He spoke into it, and the force of his voice knocked the One Embryo out of
Dodgeson's hand.
In the process, breaking the microphone as well.
Dodgeson, the enemy of the Free Park-owners of Isla Nublar, was defeated.
And the Embryo, passed to Isisdor, who had this one chance to destroy evil
corporations, forever. But, the hearts of idiots, are easily corrupted, and
the Embryo of power, has a will of its own.
One day, computer-geeks attacked Isisdor's crew. In an attempt to escape,
Isisdor lost the Embryo and was dragged off by the Computer-geeks to listen
to them talk about megabytes or some other horrid fate.
The Embryo, basically betrayed Isisdor, to his death. And It for 2, 500 dog
years, the Embryo passed out of all knowledge.
Fanfiction-Crossover History became legend, "Legend" was a flop at the box-
office, and some things, that should not have been forgotten, were
forgotten.
Until, when chance came, it found a new weirdo.
"My Preciousss." Gallstone hissed.
It came to the creature Gallstone, who took it deep into the Lonely
Internet-Postes, and there, it consumed him.
"It came to me, my love, my love, my precious. Gallstone!" he would hiss to
himself.
In the East, whispers came of a shadow, rumors of a nameless fear, and no,
it was not Ben Ladan, fore he has a name, although he does have the right
attitude to be a Dark Lord.
Anyway, the Embryo knew, its time had come.
It deserted Gallstone, but then something happened, that Embryo had not
intended, it was picked up, by the most unlikely creature imaginable: A
Hobbiraptor, Raptor Red Bagginse of the Utah Plaines.
Fore the time will soon come, where Extinct Creatures, who shape the
fortunes of all.
Parks
Standard Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters or books,
Tolkien happily does. I just like them.
(Now, don't get me wrong, I love LOTR, JP and RR. Your reading the
work of a guy that grew up watching Mel Brooks' movies.)
Prologue
The island has changed:
I can feel it in the swamp-water. I can smell it in the dung-piles. I
can see it in the nests.
Much that once was, is lost. Fore none now survived long enough, to
remember it.
It all began with the making of the great embryos of power:
Three, were given to Mr. Mudlowe.
Seven, to Dennis Nedre
And nine, nine embyos were given to John Hammand, who above all else,
desired to make a few good bucks (no wait, that's Nedre).
Fore within these embryos was given the strength and unity to make a
fortune, but they were all tricked, fore another embryo was made.
In the lands of Biosyn, in the cracks of Mount Obscure-actor, the Dark Lord
Dodgeson forged, in secret, a master Embryo, to control all the others. And
into this Embryo, he poured his stupidity, his greed, and his will to
dominate all genetically-engineered dinosaur park businesses.
One Embryo to hatch them all.
One by one, all the Free Parks went out of business to the power of the One
Embryo.
But, there were some, who resisted: A last alliance of Scientists and
Rednecks marched against the armies of Biosyn, and on the slopes of Mount
Obscure-actor, they fought for the freedom of Live-Dinosaur Theme Parks.
The army of Rednecks, lead by their beloved leader, Jeff Foxworthy, and the
army of Scientists, lead by Dr. Robert T. Bakker showed great skill on the
battlefield.
"Varmints, ready!" Jeff Foxworthy shouted to his drunken-hunter buddies.
They took their stances and aimed their double-barrel shotguns at the
approaching armies of Biosyn.
"Aim as best you can at them, and not at me!" Foxworthy shouted, then
added, "Fire!"
His troops took their shots and few bullets hit their mark, but not many.
The two armies met and a great battle ensued.
Dr. Robert T. Bakker raised his writing-pen high in the air, announcing
that victory was near.
But, a dark and balding figure appeared, it was Dogdeson, with the Embryo.
The armies all came to a halt as they watched in horror. The power the
Embryo, could not be undone.
With a mighty wave of it, he sent several men flying in all directions.
Jeff Foxworthy charged at him with his mighty microphone, Narsil, ready
bring all hell down on Dodgeson. But, it was all in vain, fore Dodgeson
smacked Foxworthy aside.
Foxworthy fell dead.
In this moment, when all hope had faded, Isisdor Foxworthy, took up his
father's microphone.
He spoke into it, and the force of his voice knocked the One Embryo out of
Dodgeson's hand.
In the process, breaking the microphone as well.
Dodgeson, the enemy of the Free Park-owners of Isla Nublar, was defeated.
And the Embryo, passed to Isisdor, who had this one chance to destroy evil
corporations, forever. But, the hearts of idiots, are easily corrupted, and
the Embryo of power, has a will of its own.
One day, computer-geeks attacked Isisdor's crew. In an attempt to escape,
Isisdor lost the Embryo and was dragged off by the Computer-geeks to listen
to them talk about megabytes or some other horrid fate.
The Embryo, basically betrayed Isisdor, to his death. And It for 2, 500 dog
years, the Embryo passed out of all knowledge.
Fanfiction-Crossover History became legend, "Legend" was a flop at the box-
office, and some things, that should not have been forgotten, were
forgotten.
Until, when chance came, it found a new weirdo.
"My Preciousss." Gallstone hissed.
It came to the creature Gallstone, who took it deep into the Lonely
Internet-Postes, and there, it consumed him.
"It came to me, my love, my love, my precious. Gallstone!" he would hiss to
himself.
In the East, whispers came of a shadow, rumors of a nameless fear, and no,
it was not Ben Ladan, fore he has a name, although he does have the right
attitude to be a Dark Lord.
Anyway, the Embryo knew, its time had come.
It deserted Gallstone, but then something happened, that Embryo had not
intended, it was picked up, by the most unlikely creature imaginable: A
Hobbiraptor, Raptor Red Bagginse of the Utah Plaines.
Fore the time will soon come, where Extinct Creatures, who shape the
fortunes of all.