Written on 2-12-10
100 word drabble
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The quiet was broken by a sudden snort from McGee.
"What's so funny, McPig?"
"That, actually. I was thinking about Portmanteaux..."
"Porta whatas?"
"Two words, joined together, like you do with my name, or brunch."
"What about them?"
"They're often used in fanfiction to show couples, so I was making up some for people around here. Tiva, Tabby, Jibbs, McGiva..."
"What's so funny about that, besides the idea of you and Ziva as a couple?"
"I was thinking it was a good think Palmer and Lee broke up."
There was a moment of silence before Tony and Ziva shouted. "Pee!"
A/N: I wrote this after reading the description of an NCIS fanfic, which listed all the couples, using their abbreviations, except for Palmer/Lee. I wondered why that one didn't have an abbreviation, and pretty much did the same thing as Tony and Ziva, only I didn't say it out loud :)