Me: Hey. Nezumi (mouse) Here. ok. Most of you know about the series TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. Well, it is HUGE in america/Connecticut. so. I decided to create a spoof on it that happens TEN YEARS LATER. it is hilarious. You've gotta love it. Ryuu: Luv wat? Me:Weren't you listening? Ryuu: I never listen! -smiles hugely- Me: True. True. Sakura (koneko): Sooo....u made a TDI spoof huh? am i in it? Me: Maybe.... Disclaimer: I do NOT own Total Drama Island Whatsoever. Don't own. Don't sue.
Chris: Welcome back to Wawanakwa Island where are campers are....well....where are our campers?
Chef: I dunno. Should I go hunt them? (takes out ginat net and rifle)
Chris: Now, chef, what have i told you about that? We don't hunt the campers, we just do whatever it takes to hurt, destroy, embarrass, or annoy them.
Chef: (groans and puts away hunting gear)
Chris: Okay...so our campers aren't here...OH. GREAT IDEA!!!
Chef: Oh god. (goes into camper and locks all doors and windows)
Chris: Okay. We are gonna do a "Where are they now" sort of thing. We will stalk each one and find out where they are now so you can see. Now, this is ten years later, soo....they could be dieing for all I know, but-
Chef: Uh, Chris? They're only 26 now. They aren't dieing.
Chris: Fine. Rain on my parade why don't you. So. Lets sta-
Postman: Package for Mr. Chris...whatshisname.
Chris: Thats me! What is it?
Postman: Sign here Please.
Chris: WHAT IS IT??? (whines)
Postman: If I knew I would tell you. Now sign here.]
Chris: FINE. (signs clipboard)
Postman:(hands over huge box about the size of the mail truck)
Chris: CHEF. GET THE CHAINSAW!!! I HAVE A GIANT BOX!!
Chef: Ha Ha Ha. (opens box with chainsaw)
Chris: What is it?
Chef: You got me.
Izzy: BOO!!
Chris: AHHHH (jumps into chef's arms)
Chef: Bah. (drops Chris)
Chris: OW. Izzy? What are you doing here?
Izzy: Well I just got out of...of...of...FISH. (points towards a tree and runs)
Chris: Okay....Well, lets get started with the stalking!!
Me: Ok. So it wasn't the LONGEST chapter ever. But it gives you an idea of what comes next...i promise you the next chappy will be much better. PLEASE REVIEW. NO FLAMES. Oh. and if you have any ideas for where Ezekial and Noah should be, tell me. I need help with them....