Well, I decided to make a sequel to my second Kabuto bashing fic. Enjoy!
In this one, Kabuto gets caught, and Kiba gets a little revenge…
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Busted
Kabuto sat in his quarters, flipping through a medical book. He sighed. How tiresome, he thought to himself, that Orochimaru-sama no longer has use of his arms. I am pledged to serve him, but that does not mean I am not weary. He shook his head. "If only something would happen to break this tedium…" Unfortunately for our spectacled friend, something did indeed happen. The door suddenly flew open, revealing a very annoyed, very angry Orochimaru, arms dangling limply at his sides. "Is there something you care to share with me, Kabuto?" Looking up, Kabuto gulped, a small droplet of sweat running down the back of his head. "Wh-what are you talking about, Orochimaru-sama?" No sooner had he said that than Orochimaru extended his neck, putting his face dangerously close to Kabuto's. "You know very well, Kabuto! You were supposed to be helping in the invasion, but you were doing something the exact opposite of that!" Kabuto's eyes widened momentarily. How did he figure it out? "I don't know what you're talking about, Orochimaru-sa-" "DO NOT PLAY GAMES WITH ME!" Orochimaru yelled at the top of his lungs, a snake starting to slither out. "Instead of participating in the invasion, you spent the entirety of the time molesting a genin you had knocked out!" Kabuto was now sweating profusely, the perspiration coming down in buckets. "Orochimaru-sama, please try to understand. Kakashi and that idiot Gai had managed to ward off the Genjutsu, and they were extremely dangerous. I did not wish to-" "What?" Orochimaru hissed. "Get yourself killed? I happen to know that you gave Kakashi a run for his money in the hospital, and you could have easily handled a swaggering fool like Gai! I do not keep you as my right hand man so you can engage in such wanton acts of irresponsibility! You know I demand total obedience from my subjects! And you know what happens to those who defy me, don't you, Kabuto?" Kabuto breathed deeply. "I-I am fully aware of the fate that awaits those who defy you, Orochimaru-sama. Am I to expect the same treatment as well?" Orochimaru smirked nastily. "Well, since you're my right hand man, I'll let you off easy this time. But pull something like that again, and the consequences will be dire…" He turned to leave. "O-orochimaru-sama," Kabuto called out. "What is it?" Orochimaru hissed impatiently. "How did you find out about my, um, disobedience?" Back turned to Kabuto, Orochimaru grinned. "This morning, my messengers picked up an anonymous letter stating, in rather colorful terms, what you had done. Now, if you'll excuse me…" Orochimaru grunted in pain. "…I need to check on the experiments. YOU will be confined to your quarters for the rest of the day." With that, Orochimaru left. Kabuto was left wondering who exactly had sent the letter…
Kiba, lying in a field with Akamaru, smirked. "So, you think he got the letter, Akamaru?" "Arf!" Akamaru barked and wagged his tail. Kiba laughed. "Yeah, I thought so too." Kiba looked to the sky, chuckling to himself. A totally random thought suddenly occurred to him. "I wonder why I don't wear this black sweatshirt more often?"