In the Bobobo world a Pop rock just like Don-patch walked by. Her name was La-Patch, she walked she wasn't a member of any tribe just alone really, not in till she met the gang, yup the Bobobo gang. So here how the story starts.
As she walked by and went though trees and rivers and…stuff, she heard a noise, a lot of yelling perhaps, she looked Bobobo and the gang where fighting the one up was, Don-Patch trying to defeat the monster himself and kept dressing like a girl… "You'll never do it alone!" Beauty yelled out to him, waving her arms (What does he think he's doing trying to empress somebody no ones here to empress…but-us)
La-Patch was worried as he fell more and more bruises got on him, but more he got up, the more he didn't give up. Don-Patch got up after another fall "I'll-never-give-up! You her me!" The monster roared with slim on its tentacles trying to wrap it against Don-Patch
The monster fell over, Bobobo and everyone else was stunned. "Wha! What, who, was that!" Everyone said as they looked around, no one saw anything, till a shadow dropped and put down Don-Patch, Don-Patch turned around, but it was gone, Bobobo dressed as a school girl, and shirked.
"Like a ghost! Oh no run for it!" As he ran in circles, Don-Patch dressed, as a fortuneteller looked at him "You are the one who IS going to get eating by it!" He laughed in a girly evil way. Bobobo yelled
Gasser, Beauty, and Jelly Jiggler all looked at them "Even when he's hurt he still acts like a idiot" Beauty said while Gasser laughed and Jelly Jiggler ignored what she said.
Jelly Jiggler stopped them from what they where doing "Wait you guys…what if that thing comes back" La-Patch heard (Thing! A shadow can't be a thing!) Gasser looked at him.
"Well maybe we should go before it comes back, don't you think" Everyone shoke there head as they walked away.
La-Patch hiding but moving everywhere, when up to Don-Patch fast gave him a slight kiss on the check…"Hey something touched my check!" He put his hand on it. Everyone looked around "Ok…" Don-Patch said as he looked in the bushes.
La-Patch looked up, right there was Don-Patch "Hello…my name is La-Patch, I was the one who saved you…" Don-Patch looked at her "Well I could save myself you know!" As he turned around and crossed his arm "Well you could've got hurt if you kept on doing that!" "WELL I KNOW WHEN TO STOP!" Bobobo and the gang turn around to find out that Don-Patch was yelling and somebody else there.
Bobobo went, with Jelly Jiggler following him dressed as sissy girls and when up to La-Patch "Like no way! You found a boyfriend," Bobobo said next to her. While Jelly Jiggler went in front of her face "like no way! I always wanted one" La-Patch pushed them down "He's not my boyfriend, beside we just met…and where both fighting!" Don-Patch went and pushed her down "Yah, I mean there is no way I'll be with her!" Bobobo still dressed as a girl went and whispered something to Don-Patch "Oh so keeping it a secret, I see, Te he he" As he got up and yelled "SECRET!" Jelly Jiggler got with him as then dressed as hula girls signing "a-secret-loaw-a-secret-lo-" Don-Patch bothed punched them in the face. As they both fell down.
"Like it's not nice to punch a girl!" Bobobo said while putting more makeup on.
Beauty and Gasser came up "Hey what happened!" they both said in the same time "Nothing!" Said Don-Patch and La-Patch at the same time "Hey, stop copying me! UGH!" They both said again.
They both turned around and crossed their arms. "Well then…um let's go, we have a new member!" gasser said as he grabbed Don-patch's arm and La-Patch's dragging them.
What well happen with there new member is she-SHUT UP! NARRATOR! Gosh
Well fine! Besides I never got paid (runs away crying)
Well find out what happens next… while I get the narrator (chases him) Wait I'm sorry!