Authors note: I have decided that I will make an attempt to write this. To be honest with you, I have no idea where this is going but I will try my best to update it fairly often and to try and make it as good as possible. It may end up being kind of short considering I can only poke fun at so much on myspace before it becomes redundant but I will try my hardest to make this not suck.
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, or The Andy Griffith Show. Each are the property of their respective owners, which I do not happen to be one of.
On a cold summer day in the middle of the worst heat wave ever, The old woman from Our-Groceries-Suck-Less-Than-That-Other-Stores-And-Our-Prices-Are-Lower-Too-Mart was standing outside next to her flower garden. She was up to something, you could just tell. She was biting her lip lightly in concentration, her hair was falling out of its loose ponytail, and beads of sweat dripped slowly down her forehead and down her bright yellow low cut tank top. Her bright blue eye shadow and other make up was slowly coming off from sweat and heat and gave the illusion that her face was melting. She was digging a whole in the ground a few feet away from her begonias and she didn't have any seeds or new flowers to plant. While her behavior was slightly odd, no one paid much notice to the sweaty old whore and her gardening.
Meanwhile, Kazuma Kuwabara sat and home bored out of his mind twidling his thumbs while he watched reruns of the Andy Griffith Show. He got up during a commercial break to get a super mega fatass size bag of chips and
he returned to his comfortable purple sofa which had his butt print implanted in it because he'd been sitting their in a vegetative state for a good portion of his summer. He whistled along to the theme song and as soon as the show started he groaned.
"Ugh, I' ve already seen this episode." Our favorite orange haired hero sighed lazily and got up from his couch to return his super mega fatass bag of chips to their proper place in the cupboard and he slowly marched up the stairs to his room.
He turned on his computer and tapped his fingernails impatiently on his wooden desk while he waited for it to start up. Once it did he played a few games of solitaire then got bored and opened up the internet. He furrowed his brow slightly as he thought of what site he should visit. There was always neopets. He sweatdropped as he remembered that he hadn't remembered to feed his pets in a long while and they had probably all starved and died. What a responsible pet owner he was. To think the fate of our world had rested partially in his hands at several points in time. Then he sort of spaced out for awhile until he remembered what had happened about 3 months ago...
FLASHBACK All of the spirit detectives and Koenma had been sitting in spirit world fighting with each other over meaningless things caused by the internet. King Yamma then appeared and had given them a good talking to, and made them realize how foolish they had been. After that he couldn't really remember much more, except being sentenced to rehab along with the others for a month. Xanga rehab had been boring and he couldn't really remember much of that, either. He had a sneaking suspicion that part of their rehab had been memory wiping. Or perhaps he was getting Alzheimers. Even though Kuwabara was but 15, he decided that it was probably the second one. (A/N: Can people as young as 15 get alzheimers? I always kinda assumed it was some old people disease that you developed as you started getting older, but I don't know because I'm too lazy to do any research on it.) He shrugged his shoulders and decided to worry about his developing case of alzheimers when he was older and it actually affected him more. That is, if he could still remember it by then.
End Flashback
Kuwabara did a google search on random words and then clicked on the first result and read that page. It was sort of funny seeing the results he could get. He typed in failure and his first result was a biography of George W. Bush. He chuckled to himself and then went on. (A/N: Yes, if you type in failure in yahoo search your first result will be a biography of George Bush or something related to him. This is not meant to offend anyone's political beliefs, it's just what actually happens when you try it.) He decided to google search a list of top sites for teenagers. Although he was banned from Xanga, King Yamma had never said anything else about any other sites. And he felt that he had learned a lot from his past experience and would not allow things on another site to get so out of hand. His number one search result was...
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-dramatic pause-
runescape. Kuwabara stared at his computer in shock. Runescape was the top site? Runescape, with it's craptastical graphics and homorific game play, and to top it all off, it's creator is some 40 year old guy who still lives in his parents basement. Mmm, 40 year old pedophile computer nerd who makes crappy games from his parents basement, sexy. Kuwabara scrolled down a bit hoping the next few results weren't as disappointing. Search result number 2: myspace. Suddenly, a light bulb went on above his head. It was a small, dimly lit flickering lightbulb, but it was a lightbulb nonetheless. Now he remembered more of what King Yamma had yelled at them about. He had specifically mentioned a site called Myspace that was much better than Xanga. Although his life on Xanga had been relatively short-lived, he had still enjoyed it immensely. He could not imagine something that was BETTER than it. He quickly clicked on the link with an oh so dramatic click of the mouse and was taken to the sites home page. Not exactly as spiffy as he had expected it to be, but it was still pretty sweet. He glanced over at the featured profiles. One of the pictures was of some fat old chick and her son getting drunk together. Wow. Nice thing to feature. It really made the site look good and stuff. The other featured profile had a picture of some 12 year old white kid wearing his oversized hat sideways and trying to be a gangster. No. No. NO! WRONG! If your mom still drives you to school and you've just recently graduated elementary school you are NOT a gangster. Jeez, what was wrong with these kids? Aside from the strange featured profiles and numerous ad banners on the home page Kuwabara was completely fascinated by this site. He decided that he was going to make one. He hurriedly filled out his account information and as soon as he pressed the submit button strange music played.
DUN DUN DUN DUN...DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Kuwabara blinked stupidly as his lights began to flicker dramatically. He decided that this was merely a hallucination caused by his developing case of Alzheimer's, or maybe caused by the paint thinner he had been sniffing earlier. Naughty naughty Kuwabara you shouldn't be using inhalants. Especially when Shizuru is around to kick your ass. Well, whatever it was that had made those strange things happen it couldn't be anything too serious. Oh Kuwabara, you poor loveable dumbass. You have no idea what you've just gotten yourself in to...