CH 1:

Dougie's POV:

Greaaaaaaat. Another interview…

I mean really, what is it with people finding us sitting in a café and starting to ask us stupid questions?

I WANT TO DRINK MY DOUBLE EXPRESO WITH EXTRA WEAP CREAM IN PIEACE!

But noooooo… they had to walk by this café out of all town and ask us for an interview…

First of all we needed to, apparently, tell our names to the camera so I tried to make it as funny as possible by screaming it. "HELLO MY NAMES DOUGIE AND I PLAY BASS!"

Yup. That went well.

At any case, they asked us questions about kissing and stuff. Which, in my opinion, is just plane stupidity. And that's me saying so believe me, its stupid.

They asked what our best kiss was, and I just said I never kissed before 'cause I just didn't feel like talking much. Actually it was Harry, which was also my first kiss, but that's another story. YOU HEARED NOTHING!

Tom told them that his was on top of the impairer state building, and bla bla bla… then Danny started talking gobbledygook, that gave me inspiration.

"I was swimming in the sea and I felt something touch my leg, and I thought 'urrg' then I was pulled under, and there was this mermaid chick and she kissed me and I could breathe under water." I told them my amazingly 'realistic' creation. Trying not to laugh in the process.

"And that was my first and best kiss."

I finished it dramatically, while Tom started laughing in the background.

After we all shared a laugh the interview went on with some other stupid questions like what was our worst kiss and if we have a girlfriend and stuff like that. I don't really think they will actually use these questions for anything but whatever. For me it's all the same. No girl and no nothing! I'm gay for crying out laud! Secretly, of course, I did found out only yesterday that I was in love with Tom…

Tough they did ask me if I liked someone and I said, being me and spilling it all, that they (yes 'THEY'! I'm not stupid enough to say it was a 'he') have blond hair and brown eyes.

...

Dammit! It sounds like Tom! Think they noticed?

And of course I was probably blushing when he demonstrated something on me and rubbed my cheek with his thumb. The prat… Making me seam even dumber than usual! … What else did I miss?

Well, apart from the fact Danny can't stay alone with Harry in the same room and vies-versa 'cause they are both madly In love with each other but can't admit it to anybody, and that Tom -for the love of god- is always around and makes me blush scarlet red every time he hugs me just for the hell of it or demonstrate stuff on me, I can't seam to figure anything out about them by myself! They are supposed to be my best friends for crying out laud! What did I bloody do to deserve being the lab-rat all the time? Most likely it's because I'm the youngest one here...

Oh, wait, the fact Tom makes me feel mushy inside is about me. My bad. AND THAT MEANS I KNOW EVEN LESS! Oh, forget it…

After the interview ended we finished our lunch and laughed our asses off.

"Where did you pull that story out of anyway? Seriously, I knew you where creative, Doug, but a mermaid kissing you so you could breathe underwater? Even I wouldn't be able to come up with something like that!" Danny roared with laughter making me, Tom and Harry laugh as well.

"'Kay lads, I think it's time we head home." Tom said after we calmed down enough to breathe again.

"Oh… do we have to?" Danny and Harry complained in union.

"Yes we have to. Come on." Tom said paying for our food and drinks as we all stood up. Suddenly I had the biggest urge to go to the beach.

"You guys go. I'll see you in the evening okay?"

"You sure? Why? Is there something wrong?" Tom said concerned. His eyebrows knitting together.

"No, no. There's just something I wanna do. See ya!" I called already walking towards the street to catch a cab.

I didn't have any swimming gear, but that didn't bother me. I could just go in with my boxers and not wear them afterwards. I will still have my three-quarters and it's not like this will be the first time I've done something like this. GOING COMMANDO!

It took some time but eventually I got there at sun set. It was preeeettyyyy~ ...I sound like a girl…

I quickly found a nice deserted spot (not that there were any people around anyway) and took off my clothes. Leaving only my boxers loose around my waist and jumped into the water.

"Ahh! Cold!"

I'm not sure how long I was in the water, but I got a bit too far from shore. I was trying to get back when I felt something touch my leg. "Urg-!" I squeaked before I was pulled under water. My eyes flew open (since when are they closed?) as I felt something slimy on my lips. I only saw red that looked like sea-weed moving in front of my eyes. It looked more like… hair?

My mouth opened to scream (forgetting I was under water) and the salty water touched my tongue before it was replaced with that same slimy thing from before. The red sea-weed/hair moved around to reveal a girl's face, her eyes a dark shade of pink dissolving slowly into green.

AHHH! SHE'S KISSING ME! But- but!- I'M GAY!

I pushed her away taking a few good feet away, and before I even realized it she swam away. WITH HER TAIL!

"O-m-g. she's a mermaid!"

Wait a second. I looked around, seeing much much clearer, that I was still underwater. And I can breath!

A scream tore from my throat and I tried scissoring my legs so I could swim back up, but instead I got flipped by my own force. I looked down at myself, my eyed widening.

I have a tail.

I HAVE A TAIL! WITH SCALES!

W-T-F?

Okay, this is the LAST time I make up stories…