Heyo! I know that I am already writing a song fanfiction right now, but me and my sister had this great idea to have Anakin and Ahsoka have a concert for their friends. We're using real songs that we do not own but we made a parody to one of them! You should listen to the songs because they are fire!
If you haven't plz check out my sister's account. Her name is Weird Clone Wars Fangirl.
Enjoy! :)
It was twelve o'clock at night on the Resolue and Anakin, Ahsoka, and their friends were in the empty mess hall.
Anakin and Ahsoka stood on top of a table, ready to preform for Obi-Wan, Barriss, Plo, Rex, Fives, and Cody.
Ahsoka was holding her ukulele and Anakin had his trusty maracas in hand.
"Why did I agree to this?" Obi-Wan whispered to himself.
Cody glared at him. "You came here willingly?! Lucky! I'm here because I lost a bet!" In fact, Rex and Fives were the only people who actually wanted to come.
Anakin shushed the crowd.
"The first song we will be performing tonight is called Anxiety Song."
Anxiety Song by Human Petting Zoo
Ahsoka started strumming her ukulele in furiously fast, upbeat chords.
Anakin shook his maracas along with her.
"I can't stand being alone!" They shout/sang.
Anakin smiled happily.
"For a little while! Just a couple of hours and I will hate myself!"
Plo cringed at their singing. He had heard Ahsoka sing before, and she had a really nice voice. But when she was matching pitch with Anakin she sucked.
Anakin had a surprisingly high pitched singing voice as a matter of fact.
"Anxiety has lead me to beleive the ones I love will leave. They're never coming back to me and I will die alone!"
Rex didn't know whether to laugh or give them looks of sympathy. The song sounded so upbeat until you listened to the words.
Ahsoka started playing the ukulele faster and louder.
"I don't have to sacrifice my happiness for anybody! And I don't have to lie to make sure I make everybody happy!"
Anakin jumped up and down on the table, making it shake from under him.
"Here's to all the times I cried, and cried, and cried over something I couldn't control!"
Barriss glanced over at Obi-Wan who was pinching the bridge of his nose. She sensed a mild feeling of disappointment coming from the Jedi Master.
"I train that crazy child for years and THIS is what I get?" Obi-Wan muttered under his breath.
Fives was loving the show. He had already sent a text message to his brothers in the 501 to hurry down to the mess hall.
"The little things they get under my-! Oof!" The entire room went silent after the loud crash, and Ahsoka looked down at her fallen master.
Then she smiled at the crowd, playing a really terrible, off key E and singing, "skiiIinnn...?"
Anakin shook his maracas from the floor. "I meant to do that..." He said sheepishly.
"Get up Skyguy." Ahsoka whispered to him. "Get up!"
Anakin jumped up onto his feet, looking at the face palming audience.
"Ha. Let's not do that again, Anakin." He whispered to himself as he stepped back up onto the table.
"Okay, let's just pretend that didn't happen..." Ahsoka said, starting to play her ukulele again.
"I cannot let them in, I cannot let them make me think that I'm not good enough!" Ahsoka decided to be really, really over enthusiastic to cover up Anakin's oopsie doopsie.
"WHEN I START TO THINK THAT WAY, I FEEL LIKE THERE'S NO HOPE FOR MEEE I START TO FEEL THE GRAVITY PULLING ME TO HEEelllll!" Their voices cracked on the word hell. They turned to each other in surprise. Their voice cracks were in synch! Goals AF!
Somehow the pair was able to get through the chorus two more times and end the song unscathed.
(Mostly unscathed, Ahsoka had a black and purple bruise on her knee by the time the song was over. No one really knows which fall she got it in.)
"Jazz hands, Snips." Anakin whispered to Ahsoka. She tried to do jazz hands while holding her ukulele.
Barriss was in shock. She couldn't describe a word for how bad their performance was. Fives was jumping up and down being the lovesick fanboy of Anakin he was. Plo was speechless. Rex was cheering and clapping. Obi-Wan was in tears, wondering what the hell had happened to his life.
Ahsoka spun on Anakin. "Master you forgot popcorn!" She hit him with her ukulele, sort of reminding Obi-Wan of a time an old little lady had beaten him with her purse.
Anakin played dead.
"Okay, ignore Skyguy pretending to be dead. Our next song is called, Sad Song! Hopefully Anakin doesn't fall over again!" She shot a glare at her Master.
Plo sighed. "Oh dear force. What have I raised?"
"We're only doing a small part of it."
Barriss sighed in relief.
Cody wasn't there to hear this next song. He had snuck out, forgetting to help
Obi-Wan escape.
Sad Song by Scotty Sire
Ahsoka started playing her ukulele in a similar upbeat strumming pattern. Anakin got up and started to talk to the audience.
"Alright, there's something truly magnificent about being sad and that is that."
Fives cheered loudly.
"Everyone can be sad. Some people are sad sometimes."
"And some people are sad all the time." Ahsoka said, looking up from her ukulele.
Anakin clicked his tongue, pointing his thumb at himself.
Rex cheered too.
"And this is just a song about being sad." Ahsoka said in a happy tone.
"So whoop de doo let's get to it!" Anakin laughed.
They started trying to rap.
"I've got a problem, I'm always so sad. The littlest things get me pissed off or mad! My life's pretty good, no I don't have it bad, it's hard to explain all these feelings I have!"
They were pretty out of breath by the first few lines, but didn't stop rapping.
"I'm just a baby I think that explains it. I burnt up my toast got so sad that I made it"
"I played a great song on repeat now I hate it. And nobody likes this picture I painted!"
Anakin started jumping up and down again as they sang and Ahsoka put a firm hand on his shoulder to stop him. She really didn't feel like paying for a broken table that night.
"My only messages come from my mommy. I spend my life feeling like nobody wants me. You're kind of cute but your friend is a HOTTIE! His shiny white teeth and his muscular body!"
Fives found himself subconsciously flexing his arms a bit and smiling broadly so that his teeth showed. "They're not talking about you, Fives." Rex whispered to him.
Fives frowned. "They might be."
"I wear a cool outfit and try to look edgy. My underwear rides up and gives me a wedgie!"
Obi-Wan and Plo shook their heads. The people who they raised were standing up on that table. They silently questioned what parenting mistakes they must have made.
"My pants are too tight, I wish they were stretchy. WHY DO THESE SMALL THINGS ALWAYS UPSET ME?!"
Anakin screamed the last line, making Ahsoka wince in pain. Her lekku were sensitive to loud, pitchy, clashy noises like that.
Anakin and Ahsoka stopped rapping and transitioned rather abruptly and started singing.
"Little things make me want to crrrrrryyyyyyyy sometimes. But that's just life. It'll be alright."
They ended the song, getting thunderous applause from Rex and Fives.
Ahsoka smiled to Anakin. "You know what would be really great right now?" She asked. Anakin shrugged. "What?"
"POPCORN TO THROW OUT INTO THE CROWD!" She screamed.
He frowned, a little ashamed in himself for not bringing the popcorn.
"Sorry, Snips. Our last song is called Can I Have a Ride Home."
Can I Have a Ride Home is a really sweet song by carpetgarden. My sister made a parody to it for Clone Wars, so we're using her weird ass parody for this part. You guys might want to check out the real version.
Ahsoka started playing her ukulele fast again.
"I can't sleep, speak, or eat meat." They sang.
The clones that Fives texted earlier started filling into the room.
"Mace Windu does not like me."
Barriss sighed at the disrespectful lyric.
"Your hand is on my shoulder. I hope we don't get older. Every girl breaks my heart. Obi-Wan doesn't like art."
Obi-Wan blushed as everyone stared at him and laughed.
"I'm sad that Vine is dead."
Multiple cheers echoed around the room in the memory of Vine.
Ahsoka stared at Anakin. They never decided on what the next line would be.
Anakin stuttered, knowing he had to improvise.
"Padme, she give me head."
Gasps echoed the room this time. Ahsoka rolled her eyes. The show must go on.
The ukulele slowed down and they sang together again.
"I want you to know. That I'm sorry for picking up the phone. And now I'm asking you for a ride home, away from a girl who's name I know. And I'm sorry for the things I said. When I was drunk and not in my normal head."
Obi-Wan didn't like his name being in the song, but he had to admit if it was anybody other than Anakin and Ahsoka singing the song it would sound really pretty. The lyrics were good and the tune of the-
"Don't tell Obi-Wan and I won't tell Master Plo. We're just two Jedi in love, what's so bad?"
Obi-Wan, Plo, and Barriss's eyes went wide. "What the hell?" Barriss asked.
All of the clones who already secretly shipped Anisoka were cheering.
Anakin and Ahsoka glanced at each other, then jumped off of the table. Hand in hand they ran out of the mess hall and back to their shared quarters.
"That was amazing!" Anakin said.
Ahsoka smiled. "That was the best show ever!"
They were oblivious to the fact that they just told three Jedi that they liked each other.
Clones who were at the show showed up at their quarters for days, asking if they could write and perform more songs.
That was really fun to write. i know I've been combinding misic and fanfictions a lot lately, but it's really fun! Plz leave comments and don't get too mad at me if I got any of the lyrics to these songs wrong. :)