Christmas Day

Summary: "I want to ask you one question. If you had to live the same day over… what would you do?" Sasuke asked a confused Naruto. Well, what would you do? NaruSasu

Warnings:Yaoi (BoyxBoy), confusing-ness, OOC-ness (Later), and all that good stuff.

Disclaimer: And we wonder why these are called fanfictions? This is based off of the movie GROUNDHOG DAY. Watch it, it's funny!

A/N: Ice storm and no black out as promised. Yes, I'm still in the ice storm. It's still the 3rd of February. I'm just posting this up later.

(Well, I'm posting it the day after. I thought it would be longer. I'm still in the ice storm, February 4th.)

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Day 1


Sasuke walked over to the usual meeting place. The team had decided to meet today, and maybe spend the day together, they were friends.

Or at least they thought they were Sasuke's friends.

It was cold, but, nevertheless, Sasuke wore his usual attire: A blue, short-sleeved, turtle-neck-like collared shirt, white shorts, same old same old.

"Oh, Sasuke!" Sakura called, waving her hand at him in greeting.

"What?" Sasuke asked, sincerely annoyed already.

"Merry Christmas." Sakura said to him, blushing slightly.

"Merry Christmas? Seriously? Aren't you supposed to be the smart person of the group?" Sasuke asked her. "And isn't this a little ways away from the meeting ground? What's Naruto doing?" Sasuke asked, looking past the bubblegum haired girl.

"I was just… I wanted to tell you something.

"What?" Sasuke asked, impatient.

"I-I love you." She said, blushing even more. There was a silence between them, Sasuke looking at her expectantly.

"What? That's it?" Sasuke asked. "Okay, let's go."

"W-what? You… you aren't surprised?"

"Surprised? No, why would I be?" Sasuke asked sarcastically, pushing past the girl.

"Don't you… don't you feel the same way about me?"

"What? Oh, yeah, sure. Wait… what was that?" Sasuke asked, turning to her.

"Sasuke?" Sakura asked. "Did you hear anything I said?"

"Sure. Let's hurry, I'm freezing my ass off." Sasuke said, hurrying to their meeting place.

"O-okay."


"Oi! Hey you two!" Naruto called to them. "Merry Christmas!" Naruto told them both.

"Don't remind me, dobe." Sasuke replied rudely.

"What? Oh, did you catch the Humbug?" Naruto asked Sasuke.

"Bless you." Sasuke said, placing his hands in his pockets.

"Sasuke! Don't be so rude!" Sakura told him.

"Why not, princess?" Sasuke asked.

"Princess? PRINCESS? AFTER WHAT HAPPENED BACK THERE, PRINCESS? HONESTLY? You BASTARD!" Sakura yelled at him, slapping his face.

"Ow." Sasuke said.

"Haha, you deserved that, teme." Naruto laughed at Sasuke.

"Sure I did, dumb ass. You want the same treatment?"

"No." Naruto was quick to reply.

"Merry Christmas, you three!" Kakashi said, appearing (Only an hour late this time.)

"Oh my god, couldn't you be on time on Christmas?" A very pissed Sakura asked the gray haired ninja.

"Well-"

"We don't want to hear your excuse this time." Sasuke cut the shinobi off.

"Well, someone has the Humbug." Kakashi said.

"Bless you, do you all have a cold?" Sasuke asked, earning three eye rolls.

"Sasuke, couldn't you at least pretend to care?" Naruto asked him.

"Sure. Fine. Oh! Merry Christmas!" Sasuke said in a higher voice than usual.

"Okay, cut that out. It's just disturbing." Kakashi told Sasuke.

"Good, I didn't want to do that again." Sasuke said.


"Ah, great." Sasuke said, being pulled into a Christmas party.

"Come on!" Sakura ushered the raven haired boy.

"Yeah! It'll be fun!" The blonde added.

"Joy." Sasuke said, being pulled into the mass of smiling people, all happy for the same thing, Sakura seeming determined to bring him somewhere. In the process of being dragged, his elbow hit an elderly lady, and she turned to him, smiling at him with that old lady smile. Sasuke cringed. I hope I don't catch whatever everybody has.

Sakura pulled Sasuke into a spot.

"Now, look up." Sakura instructed Sasuke. Sasuke did as he was told, seeing something hanging from the ceiling.

"Do you know what that is?" Sakura asked Sasuke.

"Honestly…" Sasuke said, squinting his eyes to see it clearly, "It's a fungus."

"No, it's mistletoe." Sakura corrected him.

"Mistletoe is a fungus." Sasuke said, looking back down at the girl. "So… what? Are you saying that I'm a fungi?" Sasuke asked.

"No. Do you know what mistletoe means?" Sakura asked Sasuke.

"No, but you're going to tell me."

"If you stand under it… you have to kiss the person under it with you." Sasuke looked back up at the mistletoe.

"That fungus? ...Is that what you all caught?" Sasuke asked Sakura.

"No! Just… kiss me."

"Didn't I already tell you that I'm not interested?" Sasuke asked, pushing Sakura off of him, her huffing behind the retreating Sasuke. Sasuke was just about to walk out until he hit someone, his face smacking into their chest.

"Where do you think you're going?" Sasuke grimaced. Damn Naruto being so… so tall!

"Out of here." Sasuke said, trying to push Naruto out of his way.

"No, you're not! We didn't even open presents!" Naruto pouted at Sasuke.

"Why would I want to?" Sasuke asked the pouting blonde. "And… cut that out! It's annoying!" Sasuke told him.

"Fine." Naruto said, stopping the pouting. "Meany face." Naruto added under his breath.

"Now, let me out of this hell-"

"Sasuke! Hello!" Someone said from behind him.

"Who the hell are you?" Sasuke asked, turning to face the person.

"Remember me?" The girl asked, twirling her long blonde ponytail around her index finger.

"Am I supposed to?" Sasuke asked the girl with the slight blush on her cheeks.

"Sasuke! I remember you!" She whined to him, hurt apparent in her pale blue eyes.

"You're… that one girl with the face, great! Now, I'm shipping out-" Sasuke was cut off by hitting someone. Naruto pushed Sasuke towards the girl.

"Talk to her. You could at least make someone's Christmas day worth while!" Naruto ushered Sasuke.

"I'm Ino. Ino Yamanaka?" Ino asked Sasuke, trying to jog his memory.

"Uh… of course. Right. E-hoe. Now-"

"It's Ino!" Ino corrected Sasuke.

"Oh. Pig, got it."

"Ino."

"Pig."

"Ino."

"Would you rather be whore?" Sasuke asked the girl, earning a slap to the face. Two…

"Be so mean!" She said, storming off.

"Why did you do that?" Naruto asked Sasuke.

"Because I don't like her."

"Why not? She was pretty."

"And so are you. Get out of my way." Sasuke said, successfully pushing his way out of the party.


Sasuke lied down on his bed, facing the ceiling. I hate Christmas… Well, at least I don't have to relive it over and over again… Sasuke thought to himself as he drifted off to sleep.


A/N: Bada badada badada bada! LOLOLOLO! Ta-da! Chapter 1! DAY 1! YAYZ!

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~Sasuke Uzumaki 83