Disclaimer: if mitsui was mine then I'd be the happiest person on earth but I'm not so, tough.

A/N: to all MitRu/RuMit fans. I'm writing this over the top of my head and I've got no plot whatsoever so brace yourself for utter rubbish[otherwise, complete nonsense] yeah.

Incidentally.

It was quite accidental how I came to fall for him. I mean, look, I am Mitsui Hisashi- all-time basketball superstar and HE was just…. Rukawa. It's like comparing pastry with bread. Peanut butter with margarine. You get my drift. Anyhow, we're as different as night and day! Heaven and Earth! Yin and Yang! So yeah, how the hell I came to fall head over heels for him beats the hell out of me.

Take for instance, the other day when we were at practice and he asked if we could have a game of one-on-one. His reason? 'I just want to play.'

Shit. What kind of reason is that? He wants to play? Fuck it, if that was a good enough reason to pull something off, then maybe I won't be too disillusioned in assuming that I might jump him anytime. Hell, my reason, 'I just want to screw you.'

And what about the other time in the locker room after everyone had gone home?

'Sempai?'

'What?'

'You're still here.'

'Hell I'm still here!  You don't see me anywhere else do you?'

'……'

'What the hell are you looking at?!!!!'

'Nothing.'

'Fuck Rukawa! If you want to lie, at least try to look it! You're screwed up real bad!'

'………….'

And he used his talent with words to wheedle himself out of that.

And hell, there was that time when we were both running late and I was sprinting all the way to school and he nearly ran me over with his disgusting pink bike.

Did he apologize?

First, for scaring the fucking shit out of me? No.

For nearly running me down with that drag bike of his? No.

For causing me to run right into a wall? No.

For bringing me down with him when he crashed his bike into said wall? No.

And lastly, and most significantly so,

Did he apologize for KISSING me even if it was by accident? HELL NO!!!

Of course, I kicked up a fuss about it and that shithead acted like nothing happened.

Oh yes, he didn't apologize either, when we turned up in school during third period- a whole half hour later than I would have been had he not chosen so brilliantly to intervene.

And we both got sent to detention for that.

There were only the both of us in DC- me and him. Naturally, I was bored and wanted something to do. And naturally he fell asleep as soon as his ass graced the chair. And screw it, it was completely natural of me to yank the chair from under him. And yes, as much as it hurts me(literally) to admit it, it was perfectly natural for him to beat the crap out of me which he did, with much glee I noticed.

How did I fall for him again?