A/N All right welcome ladies and gentlemen and boys and girls to my first
ever Fanfic that i have lets get the dreary old disclaimer out of the way.
I do not own The Naruto Kishimoto Does.
Now that is out of the way...I hereby welcome to my new fanfic The Swearing
Fox
Pairings. NarutoxTayuya (just love this pairing)
Now let us begin this adventure...
Chapter 1. Prologue...and Sakura's
As Naruto laid in a hospital bed, His thoughts lingered on the failed 'Sasuke Retrieval Mission'. which he and his friends sacrificed thier lives for the retrieval of the "Last Loyal Uchiha". How Ironic is the word "loyal" as how he betrayed the village for power from the pedomaru. however Naruto's thoughts strayed onto more recent events...
FLASHBACK: 4 DAYS AGO
"Prepare a ICU room for my Naru-Chan" Tsunade shouted frantically. With a scowl on her face you could clearly tell that she was not in a good mood, she already had to deal with the surgery of Neji and Chouji, and the three fossils which are the three currupt elders of konoha.
"Hai, Tsunade-Sama" Replied frantic Shizune as she hurried to get the ICU room ready for naruto's arrival.
As the Slug sannin scanned the vitals of Naruto, and analysed his wound on his chest. she started to realise that it was as if someone had punched a hole right through his chest. But on closer inspection she suddenly realised the wound that he had been inflicted by was caused by a Raiton jutsu as the leftover chakra residue still lingered around the now closing wound. her only thoughts of what could have caused this.
She Narrowed down the prime candidates and realised it could only have been one jutsu. The Jutsu invented by Hatake Kakashi himself the chidori.
'Damn that One-eyed Fool,he better have a damn good reason as to why he taught that assassination jutsu to that spoilt little shit of a brat.' Tsunade thought bitterly while also thinking of some... inhumane ways to punish the said silver haired jonin.
On normal circumstances a normal person would have died by now. but with Naruto this was a different case. Due to his tenant, Naruto had gained some of its advanced regeneration healing factor. The blood that was spewing out of his chest an hour ago had been reduced to nothing but to a trickle of blood .
As Tsunade mentally thanked the Kyubi for his regeneration properties she began patching up Naruto. On the opposite side of town Sakura was trying to decide which dress she would wear to welcome her Sasuke-Kun back to the village. She had heard the rumours of a knucklehead Naruto returning from their retrieval mission and had went to the dress shop to get a dress to impress her Sasuke-Kun , not knowing the mission had ended in a disaster.
After looking for a about 45 minutes, Sakura decided that she would buy and wear a beautiful red dress with a floral pattern to impress her Sasuke-kun. After cleaning her new dress with a elementary water and wind jutsu taught to academy students.
Sakura made her way to the hospital, but when she arrived at the hospital, she noticed a solemn look on everyone's face, though still she chirped out. "Hey guys, where's Sasuke-kun". The lone member of the Sasuke retrieval squad Shikamaru whom was not undergoing surgery, whom was being comforted by both Ino and Temari looked at her and scowled.
Shikamaru turned to look at sakura and said in a uncaring and harsh tone that showed much distain to the one in question. "We don't know and we frankly don't care, that little bastard can go rot in hell with the rest of his clan for all we can care about".
"How can you say that about Sasuke-kun and his noble clan." Sakura Screeched, Sakura immediatly went to her Sasuke-kun defence and tried to bonk shikamaru's head only to be stopped and countered by temari whom knocked her into the opposite wall with her fan causing Sakura to bang the back of her head on the opposite wall, sucessfully making her pass out much to everyone's blessing from not suffering any further ear damage.
As Sakura awoke she saw a person getting wheeled out of the ICU and immediatly went to check thinking it was her Sasuke-kun. But to her suprise, it was Naruto, still unconsious from the surgery and with his chest bandaged that was where it struck her as most of it was stained a crimson red.
Naruto had failed her, failed to keep his 'promise of a life time', and then she spoke angrily and one that would define her fall from grace. "Damn that Baka, he couldn't even bring back Sasuke-kun, how useless can he be nor could he uphold the promise he made to me i hate that Baka."
That sentence alone had made everybody in the waiting room look up and glare daggers at Sakura Although the most menacing glares came from the back of the room, when Sakura turned to look she saw two figures whom were giving of huge Killer Intent and as all eyes turned to the two figures and thier jaws dropped
There at the back of the room was one of the honored sannin of the Elemental Nations Jiraya and Team's 7 very own sensei, Kakashi. then Sakura said something that unleashed the flood gates of anger in Jiraya and Kakashi. 'Jiraya-sama why do you care about that worthless shinobi, when you should only care about a true shinobi like my sasuke-kun." Jiraya looked angrily at Sakura and said "Do not insult naruto young lady" 'But then Sakura said something that was truly so shocking that would make everyone feel digusted by her
She said "Bu..but Jiraya Sama isn't what I said true, Naruto is but a useless orphan whose parents must've abandoned him or maybe even died due to them being unknown incompetent ninjas"
That was when Jiraya lost his calm demeaner as he let the rage and disgust show on his face due to what Sakura had said about as he said to the pathatic excuse of a kunoichi."Listen here you useless bitch, were it not for Naruto or his parents . this village would not have survived the kyubi's attack 12 years ago also he has Suffered more that you or your precious Sasuke-kun will ever suffer in your pathetic lifetimes by a thousand fold. so sit down and shut up i will tell yo..."
that was when Kakashi although seething about what Sakura said about his sensei and his son cutted in by asking "Jiraya-sama, is this a good time to spill the news about the Truth twelve years ago? Sandaime Sama did keep it a secret for a reason "to which Jiraya nodded and continued speaking. "What you guys are about to learn is an S Ranked Secret. So listen up, that Includes you Miss pink haired banshee..."
"twelve years ago, the Yondaime Hokage did not kill the kyubi as you have been taught in the academy, but instead it was sealed into a baby. But being a honorable man he was he would not seal it into any other family's Child, but instead sealed it into his own flesh and blood." With that sentence alone everyone went bug eyed, with the exception of sakura as she was thinking that no one could beat her Sasuke-Kun , and on seeing this jiraya smirked and said "Thats right, Naruto is the son of Namikaze Minato and Uzumaki Kushina." when he finished saying that all the genins in the room promptly fainted in shock, while the pink haired banshee whailed an ungodly sound the shattered many windows that day.
Flashback End...
As Naruto snapped out of his faze. He recalled what his friends have told him about what happened when he was in his coma due to the strain. At first he was crestfallen about how sakura talked about him, than he got angry. it was at this point naruto could barely think straight due to the all the emotions that were swirling around within him.
it was then he heard swearing and crusing from the bed beside on the otherside of the curtain divider, turned to look as well as pull the divider to the side and what he saw, would forever change the course of his life. there in the bed beside him was the female member of the sound four, that had tried to kidnap the uchiha. Naruto asked her. "hey arent you that girl working with orochimaru, what the hell are you doing here?
"What the fuck do you think im doing here shithead. i got captured by you fucking tree-hugging-hippies... hey, aren't you the guy who chased after that emo duckass fuck face?" Replied the redhead as she started the obivious only to remember the boy was from earlier.
"First off the name is Naruto, say it with me: Na, Ru, To! not Shithead. and no i don't chase after that Emo Bastard. my pink haired banshee of a teammate does that." naruto said as he crossed his arms in an annoyed fashion, only to cock his head to the side to look at the girl beside him. "So whats your name anyway?"
"the Name is Tayuya, Just tayuya, if you ever add Chan to my name i will gut you like a fish, and ill call you whatever the fuck i want, Shithead.'' Replied Tayuya as she glared at the boy, as if daring him to call her ' which Naruto says"Yes Tayuya Hime" Tayuya immediatly gagged on the water she was drinking, making Naruto laugh
When Tayuya finally regained her breath she half spluttered and said"Don't call me that shithead and stop Laughing ' all while still trying to get rid of the light blush which adorned on her face "Oh this is going to be the start of a wonderful friendship. im sure" Naruto says sarcastically which is then followed by a sigh. "what's next."
All righty then with that ends the first chapter of The Swearing Fox.
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N/A I have finally rewritten this chapter due to my sentences being cut up by err i dont know either ways i have finally changed it and i would like to thank my reviewer Rebmul For Informing me...Anyways as always Read Review and Favourite this Fic And most importantly enjoy.
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