he goggingly woke. he could feel the hangover set in, but thats not what caught his attention. the fact he could feel someone on top of him, feel himself inside of them, and smell bodly fluids caught his attention. even more so, was the fact that when he opened his eyes, not only was the fact last nights drunk sex buddy was not only a male but his nemesis, Perry the used-to-be-Platypus. with careful movements he pulled himself from the other man. he tried to remove his arms from Perry but he stiffened when the other wiggled around. the teal haired man held him tighter and nuzzled his face into Heinz's chest. the older man's face lit up but he stayed still not willing to risk waking Perry. too, late. the man he'd had a crush on since they met slowly sat up and Heinz quickly closed his eyes in hopes that Perry wouldn't kill him or see his blush. after a moment he felt Perry lay back down. he let out a yawn like he was just waking up and felt Perry stiffen. when he re-opened his eyes he found Perry staring at him.
"P-Perry?" Doofenshmirts ask. Perry looked torn and seemed to argue with himself for a moment. he tried to get up, but it looked forced, and Heinz held him tighter. that seemed to have settled the internal arguement as Perry leaned forward slightly but stopped ,as though he was looking for permission, and Heinz couldn't stop himself from leaning the rest of the way in and kissing him. softly and hesitantly and just as Heinz was about to pull back ,thinking he'd made a huge mistake, Perry responded and held him tighter hoping to stop the older man from leaving him alone. when they pulled back Heinz noticed Perry looked upset.
"do-don't go!" Perry cried pitifully as he dug his face into Heinz's shoulder. even if he'd been thinking about leaving ,or making Perry leave after all DEI was his not Perry's, he wouldn't have been able to. the look on Perry's face, the wetness on his shoulder, and the shaking due to silent sobs wouldn't have let him. he quickly hugged Perry tight.
"I'm not going anywhere." Doof replied as though it was ovious. Perry looked up at him and Heinz sighed wyping gently at the tears on Perry's cheeks.
"y-your not?" Perry ask to surprized to be happy.
"nope." Doof replied with a smile.
"bu-but what about Sindy?" Perry ask. the smile slide off Doof's face at the mention of his girlfriends name and Perry instantly layd his head back down, his chin resting on Doofs chest, and looked at Doof waiting for him to tell him to get the heck out of his bed.
"she'll be here any minute." Doof mumbled. then he smiled. "guess we should get to packing her stuff huh?" Doof ask. he nearly laughed when Perry's eyes lit up, but he realized the smaller, and younger, man might take it the wrong way.
"i'm tired."Perry mumbled rolling off Doof and onto the bed beside him and curling against his side.
"Heinz! i'm home!" Sindy shouted. he winced and heard Perry whimper.
"did anybody catch the 'plate on the truck that hit me?" Perry mumbled. Heinz almost chuckled, almost.
"I don't think I can face her." Doof sighed. Perry hugged him giving him silent support.
"I can always go hide in the bathroom and you can say i'm a friend that got dumped ad needed a place to stay after I got drunk..." Perry said. they made the plan quickly as the footsteps got louder. Perry scrambled up, both ignoring the fact he and Doof were naked, and into the bathroom. Heinz quickly dressed and he could hear the sounds of Perry actually throwing up and felt pretty bad. the idea to get drunk in a competition was ,after all, his idea. Heinz should have known better! Perry had been a Platypus all his life and had probably never tasted beer or other acholic drinks! anyway he couldn't dwell on that.
"hey!" Sindy exclaimed walking in. she paused. "oh my! whats that sound?!" Sindy exclaimed. Doofenshmirtz explained to her everything to her.
"so he ask me to meet him and we got drunk. Perry more so then me and he's never drank before so..." Heinz trailed. Sindy nodded.
"poor guy." Sindy said and went to open the door.
"thats not a good idea." Heinz said. she looked at him. "he got sick all over himself so he was in the shower and I took his clothes to wash them. he's naked." Doof said not having any other reason.
"and you haven't gotten him any because?" Sindy ask.
"I was just about to when I heard you come in." Heinz replied. "but I need to tell you something..." Heinz started but Sindy cut him off.
"I'm breaking it off." Sindy said.