It was the year 800alpha, right at the heart of the canadian cheese mountains of justice. Where the local forum was in peril. Of trolls. The worst kind of trolls. The idiot n00b trolls who are sad and lonely and n00by and sad and lame and lonely n00bs trolls who are n00bs.

The trolls were going around. Memeing on everyone. When people told them stop. All they said was, "Wow! Such anger!" or "U mad?" It was disgusting. The once peaceful land was plagued with their gross spoils.

Suddenly, our heroes hit the scene. With a mighty engine roar, they ripped up the chedder lined streets of the cheese mountains. No trolls could hide from the mighty ban hammer that was...

MORPHEUS AND PARASECT!

BUDDY COPS WITH A CRAVIN' FOR JUSTICE OH YEAH!

"What's going on here?" Hissed Parasect as he stuck his large, bad ass claws out the window.

"You just lost the game." Said the boss troll, Death_PWNR69X. Morpheus and Parasect looked at each other with extreme distaste at what sound vibrations their eardrums converted into noise they could hear.

"Let's kill them all." Chuckled Parasect.

"You read my mind." Morpheus said as he pulled out his AK-70 *it's better than an AK-47 cause it has higher numbers*

Parasect and Morpheus ran out of the car badassfully. But the troll 2nd in memeage Shooped da woop right into Parasect's face! Knocking him into a lamp post!

"DARN!" Parasect said, never angrier in his life except for that one time that's in the expanded universe.

Morpheus shot out ice bullets *cause he's so cool* at Death_PWNR69X. But he rick rolled them out of existance.

"HAHAHAHAHA!1111!1!" Death_PWNR69X chuckled lightly. "You think your gun is strong? NOPE! CHUCK TESTA!" He roared as he pulled out his AK-99!

"You think this is the real Morpheus?" Morpheus questioned as Death_PWNR69X looked around confused.

Morpheus quickly pulled out his AK-9001 and said like a total boss, "It is." Then shot every troll. Death_PWNR69X rolled down the mountain and was eaten by cheese bears. His final memes screamed over the peaceful cheese mountains one last time. The good people of this lovely swiss covered rock were safe at last.

Morpheus helped Parasect back up, "He was a fucking idiot n00b getting owned."

Parasect looked up at Morpheus and nodded, before saying.

"Well... I know..."

Both laughed as they got back into their car and drove away into the kick ass sunset of justice.