This is the third and final part of the Jade/Tori prank arc. I know they're not exactly pranks, but close enough I guess.
I know in 'Lesson Learned', I say that Beck is how I usually write him, that is a bit of a dick towards the Jori couple. I'm trying something different for me and writing him nice. The explanation is that between 'Lesson Learned' and this, he got over it and proved to them that he doesn't like Jade that way anymore, and he assured them he's happy for their relationship. Also, since I didn't really hint at much in terms of Cat and Robbie, I wrote in a hint for Puckentine.
Hope it's better than the last and funnier.
Disclaimer: I don't own 'VicTORious' or its characters.
Tori POV
It's been a few week since I tried to get Jade back for her joke during lunch months ago. No surprise, I now have to expect some harsh revenge by my dark girlfriend.
Her threat to telling my parents about our sex tape we filmed in their bathroom. Trust me, she finds a reason or oppurtunity, it'll be viewed by two people who should never see that. And if I know Jade, and I do, she'll convince them she thought it was 'The Scissoring' and that I must have switched the discs without her noticing.
She's done it before. Don't ask.
Now, we're sitting at our usual table during lunch, Cat talking about her roommate Sam in a way that reminds me, and the others, the way I talk about Jade, especially while I was hiding my crush on her.
"She really likes my meatballs." Cat says, ending another story about her roommate, an endearing look in her eyes.
"When did you grow a..."
"Shut it." I say, placing my hand over Jade's mouth, cutting off her question.
"When did I grow a what?" Cat asks, confused.
"Nothing, Cat. Don't worry about it." I say, smiling at Cat, my hand still over Jade's mouth.
"Oh. Kay kay." Cat says, smiling at me.
"So, what does everyone have planned this lovely afternoon?" Andre asks, staring at me and Jade with a question in his eyes.
"I have a date tonight." Beck says, eating his fries.
"With who?" Robbie asks, showing an uncomfortable amount of interest.
"Uh, well, uhm, Trina?" Beck says, looking down when he says my sister's name.
"You're dating that creature?" Jade says, staring at her ex while trying not to laugh.
"Shush." I say, elbowing Jade's side. "That explains her more than usual interest in you at least." I tell Beck, avoiding the glare Jade must me sending me.
"Yeah. I asked her out a few days ago." Beck says, a small smile on his face.
"Which explains her running into Tori's room a couple days ago yelling about 'her hot date with a hot guy'. I thought she was on drugs." Jade says, smirking when I glare at her. "Don't look at me like that. You thought the same thing as soon as she left your room." She tells me smugly.
"So, what are everyone else's plans?" I ask, looking away from Jade.
"I got to help my grandma with some stuff." Andre says, sighing with slight disappointment.
"She's low on her meds and you need to get the refill for her while she's asleep and you have to keep an eye on her until she gets used to the new dose again, don't you?" I ask with a knowing nod, remembering last time he had to do that for his grandma.
"Yeah." Andre admits, dropping his head down.
"Me and Sam are babysitting until eight." Cat says, a small smile at the mention of her roommate's name.
"Rex has a date with a Northridge girl and I have to drive him." Robbie says, looking at me.
"I bought a new toy and Tori and I are breaking it in." Jade says with a smirk.
"Ooh, can I play with it?" Cat asks, staring at Jade and me with curiosity.
"It might be too scary for you, Cat. I mean, it is a toy Jade likes, after all." I say with a small blush, knowing what the 'toy' is.
"I don't know. I think she and Sam will get great pleasure from it." Jade says, putting an emphasis on 'pleasure'.
"I can still tell them your nickname." I threaten her, staring at her.
"Seriously, what nickname?" Beck asks, staring at us.
"If you tell them, I'll tell them about what you called me last weekend at my house." Jade counters.
"Mean." I say with a pout.
"Mean." Jade mocks with that Southern Belle accent she always uses.
"Be nice, Jadey." I say, smirking.
"VEGA!" Jade yells, making everyone jump. "Never. Call. Me. That. Again." She says slowly, glaring at me.
"Hee hee. Jadey." Cat says, laughing to herself.
"What? It's not the nickname." I say innocently.
Later in the day, we sit in my room working on our homework.
"When are your parents due back?" Jade asks as she finishes her Math homework.
"Couple hours. Dad got an earlier shift, so he'll be home by five. And mom is stopping by the pizza place to get dinner. Why?" I ask, looking up from my History homework.
"Want to test out that new vibrating feeldoe I bought?" Jade asks as she closes her notebook and puts it in her Gears of War bag.
"Or we could finish our homework since Trina is getting ready and you know she'll be walking in to steal either my clothes or make up." I point out, going back to my homework.
"Damn. I got a vibrating egg to so I can get off faster while fucking you." Jade says with a pout. "So, when do they work tomorrow?" She asks, grabbing the last of her homework, her Scriptwriting assignment, and starting it.
"Mom's off, Dad works a twelve hour shift at eleven. Why?" I ask cautiously, staring at her.
"Because." Jade says simply, writing out the beginning of the rough draft.
"My dad keeps an older pair of handcuffs in their bedside table. I will use them on you." I warn, finishing my homework.
"I knew they were into some kinky stuff. I mean, why would your dad wear his uniform on his day off when me, you, and Trina were going to that concert at school?" Jade asks, looking up at me.
"Ew, that's my parents." I say, staring at her with slight disgust in my voice at the thought.
"I know." Jade says simply. "Uh, why is the flavored lube on you dresser?" She asks, looking at me.
"What?" I ask, turning around and spotting the small bottle of specially ordered lube, coffee flavored for Jade. "What the...? I put that in my closet." I say, standing up and grabbing it, tossing it quickly into my dresser.
"Is that the new one you just ordered?" Jade asks, staring at me and my dresser.
"Yeah, why?" I ask, sitting back down.
"Why was the plastic label thing taken off if we haven't used it yet?" Jade asks, a little creeped out herself now.
"TRINA!" I yell, opening my door.
"WHAT!?" Trina yells back.
"Did you take anything of mine from my closet recently?" I ask when I see her stick her head out of her room, her hair in curlers and some fresh make up on her face.
"Yeah. That tank top you bought last month and a small bottle." Trina says, shrugging her shoulders.
"What did you use the small bottle for?" I ask, fearing the answer if she knew what that bottle was.
"You don't want to know." Trina deadpans, pulling her head back and closing the door.
"I think I need to throw up." Jade says, walking past me and heading for the bathroom.
"Oh, God." I groan out, walking back to my room and collapsing on my bed.
An hour later, my mom calls for us as Trina walks past us and goes to wait for Beck to arrive to take her on their date.
"You two okay?" Mom asks as we sit at the table and grab a slice of pizza.
"You don't want to know." Jade says, shuddering at the thought. "So, you and David see any interesting movies lately?" She asks with a smirk.
"What's that smirk for?" I ask, staring at the smirk on Jade's face and the worried look on my mom's.
"Your parents went to see 'Fifty Shade's Of Grey' last night. I found the ticket stub this morning." Jade says, her smirk widening. "Did you, enjoy, it?" She asks mom slyly.
"I will make you watch Trina's personal music videos." I threaten Jade, ignoring her insinuation.
"You wouldn't." Jade says, my mom taking the oppurtunity to grab a couple slices and walk away.
"Trina, which flash drive did you save your music videos, songs, and short movies that you starred in on?" I ask her, looking over Jade's shoulder.
"The purple one that has 'TRINA' written on it. Why?" Trina asks, watching the door like a hawk.
"Can I borrow it?" I ask with a smirk at the growing fear in Jade's eyes. What? She's gotten a little nicer, I've gotten a little meaner.
"Sure. Don't delete anything on it though." Trina says when there's a knock at the door. "Ooh, he's early." She cheers, standing up and strutting towards the door. "Hi Beck." She says in a flirty tone when she sees him behind the door.
"Wow, you look beautiful." We hear Beck say, an appreciative tone in his voice. "Ready to go?" He asks, clearing his throat.
"I think Beck's going blind." Jade says as the two leave, Trina remembering to close the door behind her.
"Why?" I ask, staring at her.
"He said Trina was 'beautiful'. She looked like a parrot threw up on her after eating more candy than Cat." Jade says with a deadpan.
"Anyway." I say, shaking my head in an attempt to get that disturbing thought out of my head. "Are you staying the night again?" I ask, sipping from my pink lemonade.
"Oh yeah. We're gonna have so much fun tonight." Jade says, stretching out the 'so'.
"Should I be worried?" I ask, seeing my father walk in from the garage. With a subtle nod from my dad, I look back at Jade fully.
"Jade, why are my handcuffs missing?" Dad asks, walking over to us, staring at Jade.
"What do you mean? I didn't touch your kinky cuffs." Jade says, taking a bite of her pizza.
"Then where are they?" Dad asks, starting to 'interrogate' her.
"I don't know. Maybe Tori took them to handcuff me to her bed tonight." Jade says, shrugging her shoulders.
"Dude." I say, glaring at her.
"Jade. Did you take the cuffs?" Dad asks, using his 'interogater' voice. "You were the last to see them, and you were very interested in where I keep them." He says, grabbing the small led flashlight from his pocket and turning it on, aiming it at her face.
"What the...?" Jade asks, flinching away from the bright light. "I was asking because I was going to use them to lock Trina's arms to her bed and 'lose' the keys." She says, shielding her eyes.
"You admit to stealing an officer's personal belongings with intent to torture?" Dad asks, staring at Jade.
"Tori, a little help here." Jade says, turning to me.
"Answer the question, Jadelyn." I say, using the voice I used when I played Officer Pedesko for Sikowitz's method acting excersize.
"What the...?" Jade asks again, staring between my father and me. "What the hell is this?" She asks, looking between us.
"Did you, or did you not, steal Officer Vega's spare set of handcuffs with intent to cuff Officer Vega's eldest daughter to her bed with plans of torture?" I ask, keeping the Officer Pedesko voice.
"So what?" Jade asks, confused.
"I'm gonna have to ask you to assume the position." I say, grabbing her arm and pushing her towards the doors leading to the backyard.
"Not in front of you father." Jade whispers harshly at me, assuming the position with a confused look on her face.
"Frisk her, Officer Pedesko, while I search through her bag for any illegal contraband." Dad tells me, walking upstairs.
"Don't you need a warrant?" Jade asks, starting to freak out, confused.
"Already got one, Miss West." I say, grabbing a peice of paper, a fake search warrant, from my back pocket and tossing it down beside us.
"What the hell was in that coffee?" Jade asks as I give her a pat down.
"Miss West, you're under arrest for possession of narcotics." Dad says, walking down the stairs with a sandwich bag filled with, what I hope, is oregano.
"WHAT!?" Jade asks, turning around as my dad tosses me a pair of handcuffs.
"You have the right to remain silent." I say, cuffing her, as I read her her Miranda rights.
"Miss West, do you have anything to say for yourself?" Dad asks, tossing the baggie down and walking towards us.
"I don't smoke weed. I swear." Jade says as I start to drag her over to the couches, mentally cheering at somehow tricking Jade and thanking my dad for teaching me who to play a cop and for playing along.
"So you sell it then?" I ask, pushing her to sit down on the couch.
"No. I have no connection with drugs of any kind. You know that." Jade says, looking between my father and I, confusion in her eyes.
"I think this has gone on long enough." My dad says, a small smile on his face.
"What has?" Jade asks, trying to wiggle out of the cuffs.
"Jadelyn." I say, leaning forward until my lips are beside her ear. "This is for threatening to show my parents that tape." I whisper, nipping her ear. "Thanks for the help, daddy." I say, dropping the Pedesko voice, walking over to him and hugging him.
"Sorry Jade. She wanted me to help her mess with you. I didn't want to at first, but she gave me the pout. There is no defense for that." Dad says with a guiltless shrug of his shoulders.
"How the hell did you trick me?" Jade asks, staring at me with a mix of anger and pride.
"I know how you freak out when the threat of Trina singing or acting is presented, so I started that when I knew dad would be home soon. After that, since you tend to keep your thoughts on how to prevent me from messing with you with Trina's singing, I knew you wouldn't expect anything else at first, so I got dad to help me get back at you." I say with a smile, sitting down beside her and pulling her into a one-armed hug.
"Damn. I actually got tricked my a Vega." Jade says, nodding her head.
"Two of them, actually." I say as my dad bids us goodnight and heads upstairs to shower and change for bed.
"Since you actually got me, I'll let you fuck me with the new toy as soon as your parents fall asleep." Jade says, grabbing my hand and pulling me up the stairs. "Oh, and since that was actually a good one, my payback will be just as good." She promises, pushing me through my open bedroom door.
"Remember, the cops at the L.A.P.D. know me and treat me like their own daughter." I say, grabbing Jade's arms and pulling her on top of me. "I will get them involved if need be." I promise, pulling her down to kiss her.
Hope that was a good end. I don't really know where this one came from, so I hope it was a good way to end it. Any spelling mistakes are mine.
Thank you for reading, and please review.
Blessed Be.