this is johnny he is the bartender of a five star bar called the character crusade your

favorite characters have been known to come here for a drink and tell stories

sometimes they share secrets cause we all know what the bartender hears is

confidential right? so i'm attending my bar when in comes in a character we haven't

seen for a while charmcaster from ben 10 she comes to the bar i make her a drink i

notice she is isn't looking to happy so i come to her and ask hey charmcaster what's

got you so down in the dumps she says the reboot i'm like the ben 10 reboot? yes

what about it she responds with i'm not in it those guys lied to me i'm like cartoon

network lied to you? what are you going on about i say she says they promised me

i would be in the reboot but they never told me when it would premiere i'm like that

sucks what did you do about it charmcaster smiles and says i blew up the writers room

i'm like shocked out of my mind like you blew up the writers room? good god that's

terrorism right there charmcaster says damn right i did they deserved it cartoon

network doesn't care about they're programming anymore i mean look at teen titans

go i'm like fair point but you still didn't need to do that charmcaster just looks angry

at me stands up and has her hand at my face with a bit of her magic showing and

she is like well maybe you would like your head on a silver platter i'm sweating a bit

in fear like my god this chick's crazy so i drop the whole thing she simply says good

so she goes back to her drink but then apologizes i'm like no no it's cool charmcaster

just simply says they had it coming though the whole crew were mcdonald's

employee's i'm like is cartoon network really that desperate she says yeah it's been

going downhill for a while ever since the 90's ended it's been hard i say oh wow

that sucks what are you gonna do now she tells me idk i tried auditioning for a doctor

strange movie as scarlet witch i say good for you how did it go she say ooh not so good

you see i tried using my magic but i nearly blasted the director's balls off i just look at

her in slience and say good lord do magic blasts happen at random? she says yeah

i've been a bit rusty heck half of the cast look terrible now ben even looks like a ten

year old i agree with her of course afterwards she pays for her drink then walks off

i then see her fly off and she hits a billboard for ben 10 i just keep my silence knowing

she might hurt me it's tragic to see such a beloved villain like charmcaster so low in

her career i tell ya you see a lot strange things at the bar you see a lot of strange

things as a bar tender that's no lie i swear by it