Epic rap battles of Nations!
( both are my OCs, NOT Hetalia)( Prussia's LITERALLY a girl)
Sparta vs...Prussia!
Begin!
Sparta:Hello little girl, let's see how ya fight this war. You're gonna end up on my shield, or I'm gonna come back on yours.I fought Persia down to the last man, so you can go on and run away, if you can, you're a wimp, A good for nothin imp, fighting even worse than a strip bar pimp oh! I'm gonna crush you like I crushed my rival cities! You and your army are just a bunch of kitties. I mean, what up with all those braids an lace? At least my men don't look like gays, pretty face!
Prussia: So you think yo tough cause ya were attacked on one side, lemme tell ya, I was attacked by 4 nations who craved ma' hide! Ch, armor, don' need that kind of junk. I don't even stop when my heart bleeds, so take that, punk. I beat up enemies even when I was dying and surrounded, so if you mess with me, well then you're grounded, and I bet you'll be astounded, when my battle cry will have sounded.'cause I ain't a Hun, but, GOTT MIT UNS!
Sparta: So what? You're king's nothing compared to mine! Man, one execution and he's all depressed inside. So you train boys from 17? I train them from age 8, So I think we got the age issue straight. You're scared of the enemy bullets, but we love the shade, because my army is where real men are made. What up with the modesty, can't bear just a little chest? No kidding , you're men would look better in a dress. Skinny and weak, and almost no muscle. If you wanna run, than you better wanna hear a real war cry, well,I'll give you a parta, mainly because THIS IS SPARTA!
Prussia: So you're the only tough one? Puh-lease. It doesn't matter unless you have students like these. See America? That was me, and don't even ask about Germany. I'm called the iron kingdom for a reason, my heart's as strong as 900 of you're legions. Say you use the spear 2 ways, you shirtless whore? Come on, lemme teach ya 13 more.I never try to sound like I'm nice n kind, so I'll just say that my king's smarter than all yours combined.