Some Bamon fluff for you.

I DO NOT OWN VAMPIRE DIARIES OR THE CHARACTERS.
I DO NOT OWN SUPERNATURAL OR THE CHARACTERS.

Chapter One:

"Seriously Judgy, how can you watch this?" Damon whined from the opposite end of the couch.

"What are you talking about? How do you not like this? Are you serious right now?" I asked him.

"I don't understand why it's up to two brothers to save the world. I mean, seriously? Does no one else realize that all hell is breaking loose? It's so unrealistic."

"Are you serious?" I countered. "Says you? You realize that every time something big and bad comes to Mystic Falls you and Stefan act like it's your civil duty to fend it off because naturally, you think everyone else is helpless. How is this any different?" I defended. He smirked and then shut his mouth. "That's right, Salvatore. Nothing to say?" I asked. "Cat got your tongue?" I taunted.

"It'd rather a witch had my tongue." He winked and moved closer to me.

"You don't get to insult Supernatural and then expect me to mack on you."

"If I watch with you and try not to insult the main characters, no more cold shoulder?" He tried. I shrugged.

"We'll see."

"You know Dean is kind of growing on me. Sam is too whiny. He's too much like Stefan. Too much of a do-gooder." Damon mused. I tried not to smile. I knew he'd like it.

"What's the deal with Castiel?" Damon asked.

"He's an angel. He doesn't really understand all of our human ways." I explained.

"I think he's got a hard-on for Dean. There's bromance and then there's whatever they have going on."

"They would be cute together." I agreed. Damon just smirked.

"So, this is what you're always watching?" He asked me. I nodded.

"Among other things," I told him.

"You have a thing for demons, don't you?" Damon asked, nuzzling my neck.

"I don't know. Hunters are pretty hot."

"You're telling me that you had a thing for Alaric?" He asked, visibly jealous.

"He was hot." I admitted. He was on top of me before I could blink.

"I'm hot." He argued.

"Yes, yes you are." He kissed me and started to take off my clothes.

"We're not finished watching Supernatural." I complained.

"Who says we're stopping? I bet you've gotten yourself off to the show before." He breathed in my ear. I shivered against him. "The only difference is I'll be getting you off this time."

A/N: Alright guys, I thought this would be a fun concept to write about – nothing too serious. It'll be a collection of drabbles, not all Bamon, but centered around Bonnie (Bonnie/Klaus, Bonnie/Elijah, Bonnie/Stefan). Ratings will most likely vary. I'm not sure what shows/movies I'll include, yet. BUT feel free to suggest some. :-)
-Anneryn