BZZZWWWOOOOOSHHHHOOO. The odd device in your hand kept making that sound. You found this circular object on the ground not long ago and when you pushed a green button on it, started making that sound. You yelled at it to shut up and then you saw a mini blue man standing on top of it and realized it was a hologram. You couldn't tell most of his looks, since it was all blue, but you saw one of his arms was this long, rounded cylinder with three things that looked like long skinny fingers, one on top and the other two on the lower sides. "Hello, I am Jerry Caffis, and I need your help. I am only a recording, so I can't respond to anything you are saying to me. We need you to save the universe. It is a long story of who and why, but you have about 2 years until they reach your planet, so we have time.
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