Ok, my parody on the monologue after the soccer game after Kyle's trial.
"Can I say something?" Kyle asked, "I'm not sorry. I still think it was the right thing to do-."
Ian stood up and used a faux child/British accent, spazing his arms in different directions, "Go... just, GO! We," he circled his hands over our group, "are the loving group! We love each otha!!" With one more spasm of his arms he sat back down.
That was awkward... Melanie whispered.
"Indeed," I replied. Ian thought I was replying to him.
"Thank you Wanda," he established nodding, "now let's go makeout." All I remember after that was Melanie abling herself to kick Ian where... it counted.
Well.... I was bored and wanted to write it so... haha. I thought of it when Kyle said that. Only I was the one flaring my arms and I fell off my bed. (bows) Thank you, thank you.
Love, Esther