Nightmare on Turtle Street
A/N: I don't own turtles or any of its characters. Believe me, If I did, I would have April and Casey is married with five children and a dog named Fred. Plus, I would marry Donatello, and I would set my sister up with Raphael so he can have someone beat on him... believe me, she could too. Mirage and 4 kids entertainment owns them, not I. (based on ideas of myself and my sister, who is a nut so [pyrodescropio])
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Chapter 1
The day was long and cold. It was 5:00 in the afternoon, and people were fighting to get home in time for supper or to catch some great mid-day sitcoms on Fox ^_^. Underneath the Manhattan afternoon life lay four turtles, moseying around their underground turtle Haven. Four living breathing mutant turtles, who were taught by a giant rat.
"Are you kidding me? Carolina is so going to beat New England easy next Sunday. Their going to wish they were never born!"
"New England is the best team there is, bro. The best of the best in the AFC!!!! Puh-lease, they'll beat those little kitty cats easy!"
Raph sighed and rolled his eyes. When it came to football, Mikey knew nothing. "Sometimes I wonder about you, Mikey..."
"Whatever. Where are Leo and Don? Maybe they should put their bets in."
"I'm voting for Carolina!" came a voice from across the room. Raph and Mike both looked over to see it was Don peering up from his computer. "Obvious their Offense is unstoppable, and their defense is phenomenal."
"Ha! Beat that patriot boy!"
"I actually think New England will win the Super Bowl this year, guys."
All three turtles looked over to see Leonardo enter the room with both Katana's in his hands. They then noticed that there was red liquid dripping off from it, which looked a lot like...
"LEO!!! THERE'S BLOOD ON YOUR KATANA'S!!! EEPP!!!"
Leo looked at Mikey, and then at his Katana. "Oh. I was chopping up some strawberries for master splinter. You know how he likes his strawberries." (I'm not sure if Splinter likes strawberries. If he doesn't, he does now!)
"Oh, well, that's a relief. I knew you were too cool to do something rash like kill master splinter." Mikey said, grinning.
"Stupid Leo. The patriots suck! Now the Panther are the best football team ever on the planet!" Raph placed his feet on top of the coffee table, and sighed again. "We can have this debate next Sunday. I think that there's college basketball on channel 11!"
Raph turned the TV's on and flipped to the game. Little did Raph know that the next commercial break would change him forever.
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Raph got up from his place on the couch and went to the fridge. It was half time, and he needed some serious munchies. Just then he heard his younger brother, Michelangelo, call for him.
"HEY! RAPH!!! COME HERE!!!"
Raph sighed, and stalked over to where Mikey's room was. He peered in with an Evil grin, and with a snarl, asked: "What?"
"Check it out bro! It's Barbie and Ken!!!" Mike held the dolls up so Raph could get a good look at them. Personally, Raph wanted to throw those things against the walls.
"'Oh, Ken! You're so handsome! Please let me kiss you!' 'Oh, Barbie, your hair is so shiny, I just want to touch it!' 'Oh ken!' 'Barbie!'"
"HEY! I have an idea. How about we just shut up so I can go back to watching my game, how 'bout that?"
Mikey stared at him, and then his face grew angry. "FINE!!! Barbie and Ken don't need you anyway!"
Raph rolled his eyes, and he sat back down on the couch. The game wasn't really back on it; they were still showing highlights from the first half. Raph slumped down into the couch, and, he was getting tired. He rubbed his eyes, and slumped down even more. He then felt his eyes grow heavy, and he dosed off into the weirdest dream he'll ever have.
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"Ken! KEN!!!! Are you here, Ken?"
Raph opened his eyes, and slowly got up. He rubbed his head, and thought that he must have really dosed off for a bit. He opened his eyes, and noticed that he wasn't in the Lair anymore.
"WHAT THE HELL!?!" He shoot up from his position on the couch and looked around. Everything was, plastic. He roamed around the room, trying to find a way out of the plastic prison. Just then, he saw someone come into the room. It was the shredder! "What the hell are you doing here, nut so!?!"
The shredder looked like he was about to cry at the comment that Raphael made to him. He regained his composure, and called out to someone, "BARBIE!!! YOUR SISTER JUST CURSED AT ME!!!!!"
"Huh?" Raph stood there, baffled. What the hell was he talking about. Just then a womanly figure came into the room, and they put a hand on the shredders shoulder. That women looked a lot like, APRIL!?!
"Now, really Ken. Kelly doesn't know any bad words, do you Kelly?"
"What the hell are you talking about?" Asked Raph, now totally and utterly confused.
April staggered back, and gasped. "KELLY!!! Where did you learn that word?"
"She also called me a nut so!" Shredder put his hands in his head, and sobbed, "I ONLY.... WANTED TO PLAY PIGGY.... BBBBBAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!"
Raph wanted to puke. He then noticed something. He looked down, and he noticed that he was wearing a dress. A DRESS!?!?!?!? He also could feel something on the top of his hair. He felt it, and part of it looped around his shoulder. He had BLONDE HAIR!?!
"WHAT THE FREAKIN HELL!?!?!"
"That's it, Kelly!!!! It's off to bed with you!" April walked over, and picked Raphael up like a child! Wait, how could April pick him up!?! He felt himself be carried into a different room. A room with pink walls, with white flowers and porcelain dolls all over the place. It was official. Raph was in hell.
"Now, You stay here and think about what you've said, young lady!!! Now, your uncle Ken and I are going to go out and eat. I'm going to have Skipper look after you while I'm gone."
"You do know, that that airhead out there isn't my uncle, or, um, Kelly's uncle. He's your freaking boyfriend. Plus, Your not my freaking mother, I mean, Kelly's freaking Mother.... your her sister, and I, um, she..."
"That's enough Kelly! Now sit here and think about what you've done.... Jeez.... you've grown over the past few minutes..." Just then, the shredder walked in, wearing a suit over his metal suit, which was hilarious. Raph tried not to laugh, but little snorts came out. April glared at him, and smiled sweetly at the Shredder. "Ready to go, Kenny Wenny?"
Raph then totally lost it. He exploded with laughter, and was at the point of where he couldn't breathe. April looped her arm around the shredders, and whispered loud enough for the whole world to hear: "I think she's gone insane..."
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SNEAK PEEK OF CHAPTER TWO:
Michelangelo was cornered and he faced the greatest challenge of all.
"Stay away you sick, purple thing!" screamed Mikey.
"C'mon Mikey, let's play!" screeched Tinky Winky as he launched himself towards the frightened turtle.
Hey guys, sorry for the short and totally weird chapter. I hope you guys like, and please review. If ya do, I promise to write some more... Who knew the Shredder had a striking resemblance to Ken... well the Asian Ken that is. LOL.
A/N: I don't own turtles or any of its characters. Believe me, If I did, I would have April and Casey is married with five children and a dog named Fred. Plus, I would marry Donatello, and I would set my sister up with Raphael so he can have someone beat on him... believe me, she could too. Mirage and 4 kids entertainment owns them, not I. (based on ideas of myself and my sister, who is a nut so [pyrodescropio])
~! @#$%^&*()_+
Chapter 1
The day was long and cold. It was 5:00 in the afternoon, and people were fighting to get home in time for supper or to catch some great mid-day sitcoms on Fox ^_^. Underneath the Manhattan afternoon life lay four turtles, moseying around their underground turtle Haven. Four living breathing mutant turtles, who were taught by a giant rat.
"Are you kidding me? Carolina is so going to beat New England easy next Sunday. Their going to wish they were never born!"
"New England is the best team there is, bro. The best of the best in the AFC!!!! Puh-lease, they'll beat those little kitty cats easy!"
Raph sighed and rolled his eyes. When it came to football, Mikey knew nothing. "Sometimes I wonder about you, Mikey..."
"Whatever. Where are Leo and Don? Maybe they should put their bets in."
"I'm voting for Carolina!" came a voice from across the room. Raph and Mike both looked over to see it was Don peering up from his computer. "Obvious their Offense is unstoppable, and their defense is phenomenal."
"Ha! Beat that patriot boy!"
"I actually think New England will win the Super Bowl this year, guys."
All three turtles looked over to see Leonardo enter the room with both Katana's in his hands. They then noticed that there was red liquid dripping off from it, which looked a lot like...
"LEO!!! THERE'S BLOOD ON YOUR KATANA'S!!! EEPP!!!"
Leo looked at Mikey, and then at his Katana. "Oh. I was chopping up some strawberries for master splinter. You know how he likes his strawberries." (I'm not sure if Splinter likes strawberries. If he doesn't, he does now!)
"Oh, well, that's a relief. I knew you were too cool to do something rash like kill master splinter." Mikey said, grinning.
"Stupid Leo. The patriots suck! Now the Panther are the best football team ever on the planet!" Raph placed his feet on top of the coffee table, and sighed again. "We can have this debate next Sunday. I think that there's college basketball on channel 11!"
Raph turned the TV's on and flipped to the game. Little did Raph know that the next commercial break would change him forever.
~! @#$%^&*()_+
Raph got up from his place on the couch and went to the fridge. It was half time, and he needed some serious munchies. Just then he heard his younger brother, Michelangelo, call for him.
"HEY! RAPH!!! COME HERE!!!"
Raph sighed, and stalked over to where Mikey's room was. He peered in with an Evil grin, and with a snarl, asked: "What?"
"Check it out bro! It's Barbie and Ken!!!" Mike held the dolls up so Raph could get a good look at them. Personally, Raph wanted to throw those things against the walls.
"'Oh, Ken! You're so handsome! Please let me kiss you!' 'Oh, Barbie, your hair is so shiny, I just want to touch it!' 'Oh ken!' 'Barbie!'"
"HEY! I have an idea. How about we just shut up so I can go back to watching my game, how 'bout that?"
Mikey stared at him, and then his face grew angry. "FINE!!! Barbie and Ken don't need you anyway!"
Raph rolled his eyes, and he sat back down on the couch. The game wasn't really back on it; they were still showing highlights from the first half. Raph slumped down into the couch, and, he was getting tired. He rubbed his eyes, and slumped down even more. He then felt his eyes grow heavy, and he dosed off into the weirdest dream he'll ever have.
~! @#$%^&*()_+
"Ken! KEN!!!! Are you here, Ken?"
Raph opened his eyes, and slowly got up. He rubbed his head, and thought that he must have really dosed off for a bit. He opened his eyes, and noticed that he wasn't in the Lair anymore.
"WHAT THE HELL!?!" He shoot up from his position on the couch and looked around. Everything was, plastic. He roamed around the room, trying to find a way out of the plastic prison. Just then, he saw someone come into the room. It was the shredder! "What the hell are you doing here, nut so!?!"
The shredder looked like he was about to cry at the comment that Raphael made to him. He regained his composure, and called out to someone, "BARBIE!!! YOUR SISTER JUST CURSED AT ME!!!!!"
"Huh?" Raph stood there, baffled. What the hell was he talking about. Just then a womanly figure came into the room, and they put a hand on the shredders shoulder. That women looked a lot like, APRIL!?!
"Now, really Ken. Kelly doesn't know any bad words, do you Kelly?"
"What the hell are you talking about?" Asked Raph, now totally and utterly confused.
April staggered back, and gasped. "KELLY!!! Where did you learn that word?"
"She also called me a nut so!" Shredder put his hands in his head, and sobbed, "I ONLY.... WANTED TO PLAY PIGGY.... BBBBBAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!"
Raph wanted to puke. He then noticed something. He looked down, and he noticed that he was wearing a dress. A DRESS!?!?!?!? He also could feel something on the top of his hair. He felt it, and part of it looped around his shoulder. He had BLONDE HAIR!?!
"WHAT THE FREAKIN HELL!?!?!"
"That's it, Kelly!!!! It's off to bed with you!" April walked over, and picked Raphael up like a child! Wait, how could April pick him up!?! He felt himself be carried into a different room. A room with pink walls, with white flowers and porcelain dolls all over the place. It was official. Raph was in hell.
"Now, You stay here and think about what you've said, young lady!!! Now, your uncle Ken and I are going to go out and eat. I'm going to have Skipper look after you while I'm gone."
"You do know, that that airhead out there isn't my uncle, or, um, Kelly's uncle. He's your freaking boyfriend. Plus, Your not my freaking mother, I mean, Kelly's freaking Mother.... your her sister, and I, um, she..."
"That's enough Kelly! Now sit here and think about what you've done.... Jeez.... you've grown over the past few minutes..." Just then, the shredder walked in, wearing a suit over his metal suit, which was hilarious. Raph tried not to laugh, but little snorts came out. April glared at him, and smiled sweetly at the Shredder. "Ready to go, Kenny Wenny?"
Raph then totally lost it. He exploded with laughter, and was at the point of where he couldn't breathe. April looped her arm around the shredders, and whispered loud enough for the whole world to hear: "I think she's gone insane..."
~! @#$%^&*()_+
SNEAK PEEK OF CHAPTER TWO:
Michelangelo was cornered and he faced the greatest challenge of all.
"Stay away you sick, purple thing!" screamed Mikey.
"C'mon Mikey, let's play!" screeched Tinky Winky as he launched himself towards the frightened turtle.
Hey guys, sorry for the short and totally weird chapter. I hope you guys like, and please review. If ya do, I promise to write some more... Who knew the Shredder had a striking resemblance to Ken... well the Asian Ken that is. LOL.