A/n: This is my first fanfic! Me so happy *Does happy dance* So, what do you think will happen when you take Shippou, Sango, InuYasha and Miroku and give them pizza, porn (yes, i said PORN) and beer. It all equals madness. Muahahahahahahaha.
Disclamer: I don't own InuYasha
~Kogome's POV~
I sighed and hung up the phone. I had ordered three pizzas, a cheese, a pepperoni, and one with everything on it.I had InuYasha,
Sango, Miroku, Shippou and Kirara. over at my house. It had been too hot to go Shard hunting so I decided to bring them over to my
time, and introduce them to pizza and soda. I was already regretting this. They had been driving me crazy with all there questions, I
couldn't blame them, but I had them quietly watching t.v. now. When I heard music and OTHER noises coming from the T.V. and then I
heard Miroku, say, this is the best thing, EVER. That could only mean one thing. I quickly turned around and saw Miroku enjoying
himself, InuYasha, well, looking slighlty entertained, but also confused. Sango had her face in hands, and Shippou was entirly in a
confused state. I raced over to the t.v. to see what they were watching, Holy shit. Miroku had found a porn channel, and he was
watching nearly naked woaman prancing around the screen. I quickly covered Shippou's eyes and slapped InuYasha, and nearly beat
Miroku's brain in and started yelling at him. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE WATCHING? HOW COULD YOU LET
SHIPPOU WATCH THAT? YOU FREAKIN HENTAI!!!!!"
~Miroku's POV~
Kogome continued to yell at mefro the next 20 minues or so. After taking Shippou up to her room so she could yell several
obsenties at me that I never thought she was cabable of saying. Why was she only yelling at me? Why not InuYasha too.I pointed
this out. InuYasha glared at me. Kogome stoppd and stared at the both of us. By that point Sango went up to Kogome's room to
keep Shippou company. Komgome was about to start yelling again when I heard a bell ringing that came from the door. Kogome
walked over to the door and saw that the thign Kogome called pizza was here.
~Kogome's POV~
Most of my anger was gone now. Most of, it, I was mostly hungry now, yelling took a lot out of. "Sango! Shippou! Come down! the
pizza is here!"
I heard Shippou and Sango come down. "Wow! That smells really good!" Shippou said, totally exited. I put the pizza down on the
table and went to get plates and soda. "InuYasha, what type do you want?" I asked him. InuYasha sniffed it, what exactly are on
these things?" he asked. "Yeah, I was kinda wondering that too." Miroku said. "Fine then, I'll tell you, all of you listen up. on this
one, there is bread, tomato sauce, and cheese." I said pointing to the cheese pizza."On this one, there is pepperoni, which is pig
meat basiclly, and cheese, bread, and tomatoe." I said pointing to the pepperoni pizza. "and that one has that, plus peppers,
mushrooms, ham.
Sango took a piece of the cheese pizza and bite into it. "Hey, this is good!" She said, finishing off the slice and grabbing another.
InuYasha looked skeptical of the pizza, not sure if he wanted any. I took a slice of pepperoni and put it on is plate. "Come on,
InuYasha, every one else likes it." I was right, every one was eating it fast. They really liked it. InuYasha saw this and took a small
bite. I swear, I saw hearts in his eyes. He wolfed the rest of it and madly started getting more. I quickly grabbed a slice before he ate
it all, and sure enough, he finished the whole pizza off in five minutes. Thankfully, he was full, five minutes later, the others finished
off the other pizza's. What have I done? I grumbled.
We all flopped on the couch. My parents were gone, there was nothing to do. Darn, so we started to watch some action movie on
the t.v. Shippou was sleepy form eating so much, and it was getting a little late, for him anyway. It was now ten o' clock. The rest of
us were wired from all the caffine so I went to put Shippou asleep in Sota's room and I went back down to the living room whee the
others were bored. An idea crossed my head, and I smiled evily. "Hey guys, have you ever had beer?"
A/n: I leave you here for now, if anyone even likes this fic, it will only have 2 or 3 more chappies, this isn't ment to be a really long fic, unless you people give me inspiration for more to add on, who knows? (Lots of drunkeness in the next chappie, I warned you.)
Disclamer: I don't own InuYasha
~Kogome's POV~
I sighed and hung up the phone. I had ordered three pizzas, a cheese, a pepperoni, and one with everything on it.I had InuYasha,
Sango, Miroku, Shippou and Kirara. over at my house. It had been too hot to go Shard hunting so I decided to bring them over to my
time, and introduce them to pizza and soda. I was already regretting this. They had been driving me crazy with all there questions, I
couldn't blame them, but I had them quietly watching t.v. now. When I heard music and OTHER noises coming from the T.V. and then I
heard Miroku, say, this is the best thing, EVER. That could only mean one thing. I quickly turned around and saw Miroku enjoying
himself, InuYasha, well, looking slighlty entertained, but also confused. Sango had her face in hands, and Shippou was entirly in a
confused state. I raced over to the t.v. to see what they were watching, Holy shit. Miroku had found a porn channel, and he was
watching nearly naked woaman prancing around the screen. I quickly covered Shippou's eyes and slapped InuYasha, and nearly beat
Miroku's brain in and started yelling at him. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE WATCHING? HOW COULD YOU LET
SHIPPOU WATCH THAT? YOU FREAKIN HENTAI!!!!!"
~Miroku's POV~
Kogome continued to yell at mefro the next 20 minues or so. After taking Shippou up to her room so she could yell several
obsenties at me that I never thought she was cabable of saying. Why was she only yelling at me? Why not InuYasha too.I pointed
this out. InuYasha glared at me. Kogome stoppd and stared at the both of us. By that point Sango went up to Kogome's room to
keep Shippou company. Komgome was about to start yelling again when I heard a bell ringing that came from the door. Kogome
walked over to the door and saw that the thign Kogome called pizza was here.
~Kogome's POV~
Most of my anger was gone now. Most of, it, I was mostly hungry now, yelling took a lot out of. "Sango! Shippou! Come down! the
pizza is here!"
I heard Shippou and Sango come down. "Wow! That smells really good!" Shippou said, totally exited. I put the pizza down on the
table and went to get plates and soda. "InuYasha, what type do you want?" I asked him. InuYasha sniffed it, what exactly are on
these things?" he asked. "Yeah, I was kinda wondering that too." Miroku said. "Fine then, I'll tell you, all of you listen up. on this
one, there is bread, tomato sauce, and cheese." I said pointing to the cheese pizza."On this one, there is pepperoni, which is pig
meat basiclly, and cheese, bread, and tomatoe." I said pointing to the pepperoni pizza. "and that one has that, plus peppers,
mushrooms, ham.
Sango took a piece of the cheese pizza and bite into it. "Hey, this is good!" She said, finishing off the slice and grabbing another.
InuYasha looked skeptical of the pizza, not sure if he wanted any. I took a slice of pepperoni and put it on is plate. "Come on,
InuYasha, every one else likes it." I was right, every one was eating it fast. They really liked it. InuYasha saw this and took a small
bite. I swear, I saw hearts in his eyes. He wolfed the rest of it and madly started getting more. I quickly grabbed a slice before he ate
it all, and sure enough, he finished the whole pizza off in five minutes. Thankfully, he was full, five minutes later, the others finished
off the other pizza's. What have I done? I grumbled.
We all flopped on the couch. My parents were gone, there was nothing to do. Darn, so we started to watch some action movie on
the t.v. Shippou was sleepy form eating so much, and it was getting a little late, for him anyway. It was now ten o' clock. The rest of
us were wired from all the caffine so I went to put Shippou asleep in Sota's room and I went back down to the living room whee the
others were bored. An idea crossed my head, and I smiled evily. "Hey guys, have you ever had beer?"
A/n: I leave you here for now, if anyone even likes this fic, it will only have 2 or 3 more chappies, this isn't ment to be a really long fic, unless you people give me inspiration for more to add on, who knows? (Lots of drunkeness in the next chappie, I warned you.)